Sal Cap0ne
@salimotxo.bsky.social
Runner up in the Mrs Joyful prize for rafia work.
Née @sallydaviesjr. You'd be surprised how many people didn't get it.
Née @sallydaviesjr. You'd be surprised how many people didn't get it.
My building went up during the War of the Spanish Succession, not even joking. Mostly fine until you put a spirit level anywhere near a floor or ceiling and then it's a bit nail-biting.
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
My building went up during the War of the Spanish Succession, not even joking. Mostly fine until you put a spirit level anywhere near a floor or ceiling and then it's a bit nail-biting.
Same. Around 38-40 seemed to me the worst age – neither young nor middle-aged; a proper identity crisis. Fifty was completely fine.
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Same. Around 38-40 seemed to me the worst age – neither young nor middle-aged; a proper identity crisis. Fifty was completely fine.
Renewed annually until 2029.
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Renewed annually until 2029.
If Jungle Guy isn't slightly older than her, ostensibly misanthropic but heart of gold and fairly hot, I'll be quite surprised.
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
If Jungle Guy isn't slightly older than her, ostensibly misanthropic but heart of gold and fairly hot, I'll be quite surprised.
Surely she's about to discover another resistance fighter in a jungle somewhere, after which point she can have some actual conversations. And then they'll figure out there are another 12 unknown to the hivemind due to reasons but they somehow have to track them down, form a gang, have adventures.
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Surely she's about to discover another resistance fighter in a jungle somewhere, after which point she can have some actual conversations. And then they'll figure out there are another 12 unknown to the hivemind due to reasons but they somehow have to track them down, form a gang, have adventures.
Forgive me
Things happen
Things happen
November 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Forgive me
Things happen
Things happen
let's make this happen
November 18, 2025 at 11:02 AM
let's make this happen
My friend sent me this yesterday and only explained it was a pocket text after I'd tried to style it out and act like I knew who Stunt Bae was
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
My friend sent me this yesterday and only explained it was a pocket text after I'd tried to style it out and act like I knew who Stunt Bae was
Ya es casualidad que haya tantas películas donde una mujer se enamora de un monstruo y tan pocas donde sea un hombre quien lo hace.
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Who among us is not instantly blindsided by a coup de foudre when they espy a hideous, deformed mute creature in a basement, amirite ladies?
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Who among us is not instantly blindsided by a coup de foudre when they espy a hideous, deformed mute creature in a basement, amirite ladies?
I very rarely read the comments but made an exception under a thing I'd written in the telegraph yesterday and they were overwhelmingly furious that I'd said "train station". It must be exhausting to be so angry all the time.
November 17, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I very rarely read the comments but made an exception under a thing I'd written in the telegraph yesterday and they were overwhelmingly furious that I'd said "train station". It must be exhausting to be so angry all the time.
I'm here to change that.
November 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'm here to change that.
I laid a gentle hand on it but I could see a lot of puckering up in the queue behind me.
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I laid a gentle hand on it but I could see a lot of puckering up in the queue behind me.
Ha. I was there in February
Some people say you’re not really a travel journo until your hiking boots have fallen apart up a mountain and you’ve had to bind them together with sacred packing tape from the monastery gift shop.
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Ha. I was there in February