Sal Cap0ne
@salimotxo.bsky.social
Runner up in the Mrs Joyful prize for rafia work.
Née @sallydaviesjr. You'd be surprised how many people didn't get it.
Née @sallydaviesjr. You'd be surprised how many people didn't get it.
My friend sent me this yesterday and only explained it was a pocket text after I'd tried to style it out and act like I knew who Stunt Bae was
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
My friend sent me this yesterday and only explained it was a pocket text after I'd tried to style it out and act like I knew who Stunt Bae was
Cool. Definitely won't be the last AI teammate I worked with, because that one already has a job. Specifically, my old job.
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Cool. Definitely won't be the last AI teammate I worked with, because that one already has a job. Specifically, my old job.
branding vibes are immaculate
November 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
branding vibes are immaculate
Yeah none of this comes from me. I might get some fags.
November 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Yeah none of this comes from me. I might get some fags.
Me: Have fun, and don't forget smoking is stupid and makes you look really uncool.
The teen:
The teen:
November 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Me: Have fun, and don't forget smoking is stupid and makes you look really uncool.
The teen:
The teen:
Why I love indexing. Therapeutic but also Dadaist as hell.
October 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Why I love indexing. Therapeutic but also Dadaist as hell.
Remembering that time I accidentally made Santa's zombie army for a children's Christmas party and wondering if I can repurpose for Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Remembering that time I accidentally made Santa's zombie army for a children's Christmas party and wondering if I can repurpose for Halloween
The line of succession to the throne is wild. Who are these people? It would only take one duff salmon mousse at a dinner party and we would all be ruled by *checks notes* King Master August Brooksbank
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 AM
The line of succession to the throne is wild. Who are these people? It would only take one duff salmon mousse at a dinner party and we would all be ruled by *checks notes* King Master August Brooksbank
Would go well with the Magic Roundabout squid ink thing I was served last year
October 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Would go well with the Magic Roundabout squid ink thing I was served last year
Wait is it coincidence I just got added to this? I can change!
October 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Wait is it coincidence I just got added to this? I can change!
My absolute favourite thing about Barcelona is the morning after the clock change, when everyone is enjoying the extra hour's sleep, they send these guys round to remind everyone. Really, I love it.
October 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
My absolute favourite thing about Barcelona is the morning after the clock change, when everyone is enjoying the extra hour's sleep, they send these guys round to remind everyone. Really, I love it.
At the place Roald Dahl spent all his childhood summers.
October 24, 2025 at 10:18 AM
At the place Roald Dahl spent all his childhood summers.
Saw a seal in the wild today. Knew no one would believe me so I took a photo.
October 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Saw a seal in the wild today. Knew no one would believe me so I took a photo.
You OK babe you've hardly touched etc
October 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You OK babe you've hardly touched etc
Copywriting is my passion
October 12, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Copywriting is my passion
OK, well you know where we are
October 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
OK, well you know where we are
Someone just mentioned 'dress sneakers' and I had to google them and I may never stop laughing
October 11, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Someone just mentioned 'dress sneakers' and I had to google them and I may never stop laughing
haven't got photoshop sorry but
October 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
haven't got photoshop sorry but
This'll be fine, right? He's not suddenly going to invade a fabulously oil-rich country over a slight. Right? <natalieportmanface.jpg>
October 10, 2025 at 9:38 AM
This'll be fine, right? He's not suddenly going to invade a fabulously oil-rich country over a slight. Right? <natalieportmanface.jpg>
Thinking of getting a pet or having a child? Can I recommend one of these instead?
October 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Thinking of getting a pet or having a child? Can I recommend one of these instead?
It never could hold a candle to Practical English Usage though, legendary throughout the ELT universe thanks to spectacular swearing section. Lots to choose from but Mrs Smith will always have a place in my heart.
October 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It never could hold a candle to Practical English Usage though, legendary throughout the ELT universe thanks to spectacular swearing section. Lots to choose from but Mrs Smith will always have a place in my heart.
Today's main characters are the same woman, wake up sheeple
October 4, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Today's main characters are the same woman, wake up sheeple
Also, why must we have this business of things being explained as someone walks down a busy street without looking? I realise this is a Route 1 middle-age complaint but it's very stressful to watch and could have been a fax.
September 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Also, why must we have this business of things being explained as someone walks down a busy street without looking? I realise this is a Route 1 middle-age complaint but it's very stressful to watch and could have been a fax.