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sailor's ruin 🏴‍☠️ 🧜‍♀️ COMMS OPEN 🎨✨ @sailorsruin92.bsky.social · Sep 11
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rysiutokwiat.bsky.social
comic commission for @luna666.bsky.social for her fic!!! 💙
if anyone is interested: archiveofourown.org/works/382292...
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
It's after midnight, so chucking my rwylm WIPWednesday up here before I head to bed--Ed is remembering just how annoying life in a small town can be

This chapter is going to be a looong boi, so I think it'll be end of the weekend at the earliest. I'll try to post an ETA when I have a better idea!
And then Annie peered over her shoulder. “Well, well. Is that Stede Bonnet I see?” “Hello, Annie!” Stede told her, careful and cordial. Annie had always scared him a bit—a fact that she knew, and delighted in. “A pleasure to see you again, it’s been far too long.” “Seventeen years,” she agreed, all innocence. “Awful lot of time to miss someone.” “Behave,” Ed muttered under his breath. She pretended not to hear him. “Sooo,” Annie drawled, her poison sweetheart mouth pursed playfully, “I heard a little rumor that you two have been spending a lot of time together lately. Been canoodling all over town, haven’t you?” God, Mum’s treachery truly knew no bounds. Annie had always been another one of her little adoptees, ever since high school—her own parents being either sloppy drunk assholes who refused to get the divorce they desperately needed or entirely absent, with nothing in between. Ed was positive she and Mum still met up for coffee sometimes. Probably even texted. “Well you heard wrong,” Stede said firmly. “We’re not together. Or canoodling, for that matter.” But that only made Annie’s eyes gleam brighter with the shine of bloodlust. “Oh?” She stroked a hand down Stede’s arm, lashes fluttering. “So does that mean you’re finally available then, gorgeous?” She slanted a look Ed’s way, doe-eyed and devilish. He scowled back at her. Stede, for his part, looked about ready to bolt into the woods, never to be seen again. “Afraid I’m nowhere near man enough for you,” he told Anne politely. “Think I’ll just, ah-” he pointed towards the far wall, a haphazard display of candelabras and other miscellaneous decor. “Pretty sure I spotted a [SOME KIND OF ANTIQUE] over yonder.” Tossing a perplexed glance at Ed, he scurried off in that direction. Annie watched him go, a wolfish cant to her head. ED AND ANNIE END UP TRAILING AFTER HIM AS HE EXPLORES THE STORE. ED’S WATCHING HIM FONDLY AS HE EXCLAIMS OVER VARIOUS ANTIQUES. IT FEELS VERY FAMILIAR. He noticed Annie staring at him then, her expression smug. “I guess some things never change, hm Eddie?” Ed busied himself looking at ANTIQUE THING. “No idea what you’re on about.” “Mm-hm,” she said tartly. ED! STEDE EXCLAIMS FROM OVER BY A DISPLAY. LOOK! THIS TEA SET WILL PLAY OFF THE FLOWER ARRANGEMENTS BEAUTIFULLY! ED CRANED HIS NECK, PEERING AT WHATEVER STEDE HELD ALOFT IN HIS HANDS. SICK FIND, BRO “Oh, Stede sweetheart?” Annie called out suddenly, a suspicious amount of sugar in her tone. “I’ve been meaning to move that table there—the gold one—but it’s awfully heavy. Don’t suppose you’d be a doll? “Certainly!” Stede looked at the table a moment, considering. It was quite a low table, but bulky. He squatted down so he could lift with his back. Be still Ed’s heart. And dick, actually. Jesus. Ed could feel his own pupils dilating as he watched the flex of Stede’s calves, his thighs, his arms. “Where do you want it?” Stede asked, hefting in the thing in his arms. Only a little breathless. “Oh, you can put it anywhere you like,” Annie purred and Ed was torn between strangling her and shouting out ditto! at the top of his lungs. The innuendo, of course, sailed straight over Stede’s head. He just frowned, quizzical, and readjusted his hold on the table. Annie laughed. “By the window is perfect, thanks love.” With a sunny, guileless smile, Stede trotted over to deposit his table in its intended spot. Annie watched him go with an altogether too wistful look on her face. Ed knew she was just playing, really. Fucking with him. He also knew she’d fuck Stede in a heartbeat if he said yes—Ho Code be damned. “You know,” she said thoughtfully, still watching Stede, “I thought you were mad back then, but I see it now. He certainly grew up, didn’t he?” “Don’t,” Ed ground out. “And you know, I seem to recall someone telling me once that he fucks like an animal.” Annie started after Stede, shooting Ed a grin over her shoulder—sparkly and full of mischief. “Can’t remember who it was, though. Any ideas?” Ed glared at her—again—but she only cackled and carried on, following in Stede’s wake.
December 3, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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lyratalise.bsky.social
#WIPWednesday for Ligs4Ligs, in which actor Ed and bookseller Stede do their best rom-com meet-cute. This one is fluff, smut, and zero angst. Coming Dec 9th. #OFMDfic
White text on black background: The morning sun pleasantly lit the square, light refracting off the water of the central fountain and dappling through the trees. Stede took in the space as he strode across it, noting that about the usual number of people were sitting on benches or strolling around with shopping bags. He saw Roach rounding the corner toward his bakery and waved a hand in his direction before he disappeared through the door. Stede cut across the space diagonally, wending past a woman and her dog, and skirted the fountain. He didn’t think he could imagine a more ordinary day, so entirely representative of any other day of life on the square. Then he saw him. White text on black background: The man was stretched out on the bench directly south of the fountain, basking in the sun. His long legs were gleaming in the sunshine, tawny and shining with a smoothness that spoke of recent waxing. They were practically glowing with an inner light and were so entirely shapely that Stede couldn’t look away. Glorious, beautiful, enchanting legs. He shinned himself directly on the raised planters they’d added last fall as an enhancement to the local beauty. He lost his footing and tipped right over the corner edge, landing on his back, winded, with his favorite iced coffee splattered all over his top.
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Heyyyyy go listen with your ears, pirate babes!! Thank you forever, @judysoranges.bsky.social 🥹❤️🫶

…and then go peek at it on ao3 so you can see @sailorsruin92.bsky.social’s incredible art, too ❤️‍🔥

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December 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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neverleftpodcast.bsky.social
Today I got to talk to @lyratalise.bsky.social about their awesome fics. Yes we did talk about Unraveled and Reclaimed for like 20 solid minutes, could have been longer if i hadn't edited it :)
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Podcast Episode · Never Left: Our Flag Means Death · 12/02/2025 · 1h 6m
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December 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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ofmdreversebigbang.bsky.social
We are excited to share that the #OFMDReverseBang will be returning in 2026! Save the date for the launch of artist applications on January 5th 🎉
Announcement of the OFMD Reverse Bang artist applications opening on January 5th
December 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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rysi000u.bsky.social
HELP
December 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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mrbuttons284266.bsky.social
Teal Oranges or steal oranges?
Still from Our Flag Means Death of Black Pete holding an orange with the caption "Christ's oranges?"
December 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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ohtangerines.bsky.social
Ed has found the perfect spot for a nap, Stede is bound by sleepy code to stay still for the foreseeable future!
Happy #taketwotuesday! Cold weather is back in full force this week, which means it's 🪄craving a nap but I have to work hours
#ofmdfanart #gentlebeard
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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intheblanketfort.bsky.social
OH MY GOD THIS IS HAPPENING!

If you're familiar with @miaugly.bsky.social's body of work, then you know you're about to be destroyed and remade. I couldn't love this story more and I can't wait for you all to read it! #OFMDBB25
miaugly.bsky.social Mia Ugly @miaugly.bsky.social · 1d
She's here! My 3:10 to Yuma AU with @intheblanketfort.bsky.social for the OFMD Big Bang is posted for your pleasure. Good horses! Sharp-shooting! Happy endings that fly in the face of the source material! Link below. The art is truly next level and this is about to become a Caly appreciation blog.
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
vibe this #TakeTwoTuesday
#OFMDfanart
Digital watercolor sketch in shades of peachy salmon and periwinkle. Stede wrinkling his nose in a scowl under a parasol. Handwritten text underneath reads: BITCH ON THE BEACH
December 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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ofmdmaunths.bsky.social
IT'S TIIIIME

Who's ready for #OFMDJanAU??? This'll be our FOURTH JANAU??

#ofmdfic

Same rules as always: post on or after the day, quote skeet the daily post with new stuff, reply to the daily post with recs!!

PROMPTS BELOW:
1. Music | Architecture | Semaphor/Morse 2. Any Movie | Special Interest | Cyber Crimes 3. Any TV Show | Grad School | Shrunk 4. Sci-Fi | Camping/Hiking | Pokemon 5. 2000s | Specific City | Ping-Pong 6. Academia | Radio | Indoor Playspace 7. Retail | Transit | Peri-Apocalyptic 8. Celebrity | High Elevation | Eternal Storm 9. Small Business | Ghost | Portal Fantasy 10. Artist | Gamer | Animal Husbandry 11. 1900s | Folklore | Any Dropout Show 12. Road Trip | Prepper | Future Historian 13. Undersea | Roller Rink | Patent Law 14. Any Book | Reddit | Ancient Civilization 15. Tattoo Shop | Photography | Sailboat 16. Pre-1700 | Fundraiser | Reality TV 17. Fantasy | Mechanic | Numismatics 18. Journalism | Birding | Media Pirater 19. Food Service | Gardening | Roadie 20. Porn/Cam Work | Shifter | Boatbuilding 21. Government | Fire/EMT | Bugs 22. Racetrack | Flea Market | Cliff-diver 23. 1800s | Fashion | YMCA/Gym 24. Science/Medicine | Beach | Rideshare 25. Sports | Supermarket | Courtroom 26. Library | Crafter | Celebrity Stylist 27. Engineer | Fandom | Bootlegger 28. Archaeology | Plumber | Beekeeper 29. Author | Mail Carrier | Red String of Fate 30. Neighbor | Cryptid | Non-Anglophone 31. Catch-up | Fic of Fic | Sequels
December 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
This week's tiny Ed decided the shirt was too hot but also too pretty not to wear. Stede'll find his words and fuss about the wrinkles later.

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's wearing a yellow frilly shirt tied around his waist, his chest is bare. His pants are long and pooled around his usual black boots.
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
sailorsruin92.bsky.social
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

Interpol
White Lies
The Strokes
Franz Ferdinand
The National
aliassamm.bsky.social Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 4d
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

Florence + the Machine
Decemberists
Tragically Hip
Powderfinger
Flaming Lips
redwsailing.bsky.social Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 4d
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Indigo Girls
Against Me!
R.E.M.
Lavender Country
The B-52s
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Just needed to think about this ❤️‍🔥

#ofmd
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Aaand today’s portion of #ofmdskyfic is also on ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/748088...
Cover art with a painted cardboard ocean, a paper moon, and a paper version of the Revenge. The text reads “Sailing Over a Cardboard Sea A fake dating AU By R Politest Menace”
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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thesearethekids.bsky.social
Close up of my floating market inspired embroidery because it's horrible outside and I'm about to take Louis for his medical tests and I needed some colour
An abstract embroidery inspired by ofmd. It includes beadwork, tapestry wool, stumpwork and cotton embroidery yarn
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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appleteeth.bsky.social
It's here!!!! My #OFMDBB25 fic is here!

Featuring incredibly art by @self-induljennt.bsky.social and @curiosityrocks.bsky.social.

With massive thanks to @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social and @teadragonhoard.bsky.social for beta-ing.

Description and 🔗⬇️
A white background, and centred is an artwork of Ed lying down on a fur rug, his makeup and hair messy, with a corgi curled up in his arms. They both look desperately sad. Top text: The Hounds of Love Bottom text: Written by @appleteeth.bsky.social Art by @self-induljennt.bsky.social & @curiosityrocks.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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savernake.bsky.social
Yes, I am avoiding doing laundry. How did you guess? 🤪
Photo of Taika Waiti holding lobsters has been edited to have photos of Rhys Darby from his stand up gigs pasted over the lobsters, and a photo of Taika’s face with him licking his lips over the original expression in the photo.
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
sailorsruin92.bsky.social
Recurring Sailor art things:
🧜‍♀️ Down bad Ed
🧜‍♀️ Undercooked chicken breast Stede
🧜‍♀️ Dad jokes
🧜‍♀️ Giant eyes
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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endofadream.bsky.social
i miss stede bonnet
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I have a lot on my plate right now (thank you so much) so there's a few things I can't really show just yet. Here's a scribble that's for me though. #WipWednesday #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Very loose sketch of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is half kraken and Stede is a merman. They're smooching. Stede is cupping Ed's face while Ed holds him around his back. Ed's long tentacles are wrapped around Stede's tail.
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
"EDWARD!"

Here's stock photo studies while I was playing D&D tonight.

#omfd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is naked and jumping into water. Stede is in way and is going to get splatted by his hurdling naked boyfriend. Is he terrified? Is he a little turned on? Yes.
October 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
sailorsruin92.bsky.social
🔥 Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire 🔥

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
Two panel illustration of Ed and Stede meet-cute. In the first panel Ed is looking at Stede with his hand on his tummy. There is fire and smoke behind him. In the second panel, Stede is lying on the floor with a noose around his neck and hands tied. He's been gut-stabbed.
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
“So it’s a bullshit holiday, obviously…”

“Obviously.”

“But…have a lot to be grateful for, don’t we, babe?”

“We certainly do, darling.”

#LegoEdandStede
Lego Ed and Stede munching turkey legs outside the inn
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM