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Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.
October 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.
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I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.
September 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.
Follow my adventures in "today I hired a meth addict because I'm a dummy"
August 17, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Follow my adventures in "today I hired a meth addict because I'm a dummy"
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Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
August 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
I wasn't gonna say anything but he called me too, to ask how to get a Happy Meal prize
I wasn't gonna say anything but he called me too, to ask how to get a Webby www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump reportedly called Norwegian minister ‘out of the blue’ to ask about Nobel prize
US president told Norway’s finance minister he wants the Nobel peace prize, according to the Norwegian press
www.theguardian.com
August 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I wasn't gonna say anything but he called me too, to ask how to get a Happy Meal prize
Loving her! I think if she ran as the Sausage Queen and played Danke Schoen at her rallies she'd get a lot of fans. 😎 (Her family makes sausages...)
Sen. Elissa Slotkin, a rising Democratic star from Michigan, told NBC News that Democrats should “go nuclear” to counter Republicans’ push in Texas and other red states to redraw the congressional maps in their favor.
Michigan Sen. Elissa Slotkin urges fellow Democrats to 'go nuclear' in redistricting fight
Slotkin told NBC News that she, like many Democrats, wants nonpartisan congressional maps. But if Republicans redraw the lines in Texas, Democrats should go on offense.
nbcnews.to
August 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Loving her! I think if she ran as the Sausage Queen and played Danke Schoen at her rallies she'd get a lot of fans. 😎 (Her family makes sausages...)
Isn't "civilizational suicide" the same as "white nationalism?"
JD Vance weighed in on Europe's immigration issues, going as far as to accuse the continent of engaging in “civilizational suicide” by not controlling its borders enough - just weeks before he and his family plan to vacation in England.
JD Vance seen tearing into Europe, weeks before choosing to holiday there
ebx.sh
August 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Isn't "civilizational suicide" the same as "white nationalism?"
What's the best bet right now? Powell or Matt+Trey to disappear?
July 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
What's the best bet right now? Powell or Matt+Trey to disappear?
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Over the weekend I drew these two subway maps for The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, and shared them. A lot of you asked about purchasing them, and now you can!
You can buy one or both (as digital files or as prints) at my brand new Etsy shop:
surprisedeelmaps.etsy.com
You can buy one or both (as digital files or as prints) at my brand new Etsy shop:
surprisedeelmaps.etsy.com
July 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Over the weekend I drew these two subway maps for The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, and shared them. A lot of you asked about purchasing them, and now you can!
You can buy one or both (as digital files or as prints) at my brand new Etsy shop:
surprisedeelmaps.etsy.com
You can buy one or both (as digital files or as prints) at my brand new Etsy shop:
surprisedeelmaps.etsy.com
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Last week’s sudden pause on a weapons shipment to Ukraine was the handiwork of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth—who didn’t bother to inform Trump before enacting it.
The president is not in control of his own government.
https://trib.al/I0WOFDL
The president is not in control of his own government.
https://trib.al/I0WOFDL
Turns Out, Pete Hegseth Forgot a Crucial Step in Pausing Ukraine Aid
Guess who forgot to tell his boss what he was doing?
trib.al
July 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Last week’s sudden pause on a weapons shipment to Ukraine was the handiwork of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth—who didn’t bother to inform Trump before enacting it.
The president is not in control of his own government.
https://trib.al/I0WOFDL
The president is not in control of his own government.
https://trib.al/I0WOFDL
@wesharman.bsky.social hope you had a happy day, "old" friend!!! :)
July 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
@wesharman.bsky.social hope you had a happy day, "old" friend!!! :)
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Haven't been watching the news, but based on everyone's posts I assume it's okay to start drinking.
July 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Haven't been watching the news, but based on everyone's posts I assume it's okay to start drinking.
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This woman next to me is advising a man NOT to propose with his grandmother's ring and I want to scream at her! It's not my business not my business not my business (my mantra - still working on it)
June 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This woman next to me is advising a man NOT to propose with his grandmother's ring and I want to scream at her! It's not my business not my business not my business (my mantra - still working on it)
I hope no one ships him creates and creates of bananas with glitter...
DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
June 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I hope no one ships him creates and creates of bananas with glitter...
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I’m not sure if you can overdose on schadenfreude but we’re about to find out
June 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I’m not sure if you can overdose on schadenfreude but we’re about to find out
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We’ve earned this, you guys.
June 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We’ve earned this, you guys.
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Your Daily Affirmation:
Amid the rancor and rhetoric in this ridiculous circus, I am amused by the overall silliness, and thrilled at of the prospect of all these impotent lions eating their idiot trainers. Roar you ninnies, Ima eat nachos and laugh at your expense. #AlsoWaffles
Amid the rancor and rhetoric in this ridiculous circus, I am amused by the overall silliness, and thrilled at of the prospect of all these impotent lions eating their idiot trainers. Roar you ninnies, Ima eat nachos and laugh at your expense. #AlsoWaffles
May 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Your Daily Affirmation:
Amid the rancor and rhetoric in this ridiculous circus, I am amused by the overall silliness, and thrilled at of the prospect of all these impotent lions eating their idiot trainers. Roar you ninnies, Ima eat nachos and laugh at your expense. #AlsoWaffles
Amid the rancor and rhetoric in this ridiculous circus, I am amused by the overall silliness, and thrilled at of the prospect of all these impotent lions eating their idiot trainers. Roar you ninnies, Ima eat nachos and laugh at your expense. #AlsoWaffles
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Thou shalt not claim to be a Christian whilst planning a reality show where you torture immigrants.
I Can’t Be Silent About This
How dare they call themselves followers of Jesus?
www.thegodpodcast.com
May 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Thou shalt not claim to be a Christian whilst planning a reality show where you torture immigrants.
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know