Frank Lesser
@sadmonsters.bsky.social
Former Colbert writer and current dystopia writer
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Frank Lesser
@sadmonsters.bsky.social
· Nov 12
RFK Jr. is to RFK what Four Seasons Total Landscaping is to Four Seasons Hotel
In wrestling terms, it’s all kayfabe
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
In wrestling terms, it’s all kayfabe
In 6 months we’ll find out Eric Adams was having an affair with a rat-king.
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
In 6 months we’ll find out Eric Adams was having an affair with a rat-king.
It’s going to be a huge scandal when it comes out that ChatGPT, Claude, and Grok are secretly using AI to answer your questions
November 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It’s going to be a huge scandal when it comes out that ChatGPT, Claude, and Grok are secretly using AI to answer your questions
He was elected thanks to microplastics so it makes sense he’d decorate with macroplastics
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
He was elected thanks to microplastics so it makes sense he’d decorate with macroplastics
“I am become Poop, destroyer of bowls.” Me during colonoscopy prep
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“I am become Poop, destroyer of bowls.” Me during colonoscopy prep
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🚨BREAKING: Pennsylvania Supreme Court RULES that election officials violated voter’s rights by rejecting mail-in ballots with technical errors without notifying voters. Voters must be given notice their ballots won’t count so they can challenge the disqualification or cast a provisional ballot.
🚨 Center for Coalfield Justice v. Washington County Board of Elections
Learn more.
www.democracydocket.com
September 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
🚨BREAKING: Pennsylvania Supreme Court RULES that election officials violated voter’s rights by rejecting mail-in ballots with technical errors without notifying voters. Voters must be given notice their ballots won’t count so they can challenge the disqualification or cast a provisional ballot.
The Amish all got Raptured today but we haven’t found out because they didn’t have phones to record it on
September 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The Amish all got Raptured today but we haven’t found out because they didn’t have phones to record it on
I’m just glad social media didn’t exist when the Heaven’s Gate cult was around, though Nike would’ve had a real killer 1997
September 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I’m just glad social media didn’t exist when the Heaven’s Gate cult was around, though Nike would’ve had a real killer 1997
Thanks to Trump, shows never run out of material. They run out of show.
September 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Thanks to Trump, shows never run out of material. They run out of show.
First they came for Colbert
And I did not speak out
Because I watched Gutfeld.
Then they came for Kimmel
And I did not speak out
Because I listened to Rogan.
Then the outrage-mongers
could no longer fake being upset
Because there was no one left.
And I did not speak out
Because I watched Gutfeld.
Then they came for Kimmel
And I did not speak out
Because I listened to Rogan.
Then the outrage-mongers
could no longer fake being upset
Because there was no one left.
September 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
First they came for Colbert
And I did not speak out
Because I watched Gutfeld.
Then they came for Kimmel
And I did not speak out
Because I listened to Rogan.
Then the outrage-mongers
could no longer fake being upset
Because there was no one left.
And I did not speak out
Because I watched Gutfeld.
Then they came for Kimmel
And I did not speak out
Because I listened to Rogan.
Then the outrage-mongers
could no longer fake being upset
Because there was no one left.
One way to get people to stop calling you fascist is to make sure they can’t call you anything at all
September 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
One way to get people to stop calling you fascist is to make sure they can’t call you anything at all
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When freedom is under fire you can count on me to ramble and mutter incoherently.
September 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
When freedom is under fire you can count on me to ramble and mutter incoherently.
It’s called the First Amendment because it’s the first one they’re going to take away
September 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It’s called the First Amendment because it’s the first one they’re going to take away
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This is a massive, history making abuse of your power. It will define your legacy and one day you will come to regret punishing free speech and trying to destroy democracy.
September 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This is a massive, history making abuse of your power. It will define your legacy and one day you will come to regret punishing free speech and trying to destroy democracy.
If you’re reporting on Kimmel, point out that this is yet another instance of Trump’s FCC toady Brendan Carr applying quid-pro-quo pressure to a company seeking an acquisition, in this case Nexstar’s $6.2 billion bid for a rival that requires his approval: www.newscaststudio.com/2025/08/22/n...
Nexstar CEO Perry Sook defends $6.2B Tegna acquisition as regulatory shift creates opening
Nexstar Media Group CEO Perry Sook positioned his company’s proposed $6.2 billion acquisition of rival ... Read More
www.newscaststudio.com
September 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
If you’re reporting on Kimmel, point out that this is yet another instance of Trump’s FCC toady Brendan Carr applying quid-pro-quo pressure to a company seeking an acquisition, in this case Nexstar’s $6.2 billion bid for a rival that requires his approval: www.newscaststudio.com/2025/08/22/n...
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Y'know that Guardian article which cited an anonymous friend of Tyler Robinson claiming he was the only "leftist" in his family?
It just got updated after the "verified source" decided he couldn't remember his "relationship" with the accused shooter well enough to be quoted
It just got updated after the "verified source" decided he couldn't remember his "relationship" with the accused shooter well enough to be quoted
September 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Y'know that Guardian article which cited an anonymous friend of Tyler Robinson claiming he was the only "leftist" in his family?
It just got updated after the "verified source" decided he couldn't remember his "relationship" with the accused shooter well enough to be quoted
It just got updated after the "verified source" decided he couldn't remember his "relationship" with the accused shooter well enough to be quoted
People are claiming this letter is proof that Trump and Epstein engaged in illicit underage activities together, but clearly the “wonderful secret” is their shared love of Star Wars cantina character Momaw Nadon, as evidenced by his crude fan art.
September 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
People are claiming this letter is proof that Trump and Epstein engaged in illicit underage activities together, but clearly the “wonderful secret” is their shared love of Star Wars cantina character Momaw Nadon, as evidenced by his crude fan art.
Making a festival film that’s just 120 minutes of an audience standing and clapping with the goal of getting a 135-minute standing ovation
September 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Making a festival film that’s just 120 minutes of an audience standing and clapping with the goal of getting a 135-minute standing ovation
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“The reports of my death are greatly appreciated.”
September 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
“The reports of my death are greatly appreciated.”
“The reports of my death are greatly appreciated.”
September 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
“The reports of my death are greatly appreciated.”
“Yes, Ursula, I’m VERY serious about my wish.”
August 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“Yes, Ursula, I’m VERY serious about my wish.”
Not the first time a mob boss paved over something to bury secrets
August 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Not the first time a mob boss paved over something to bury secrets
Can’t stop thinking about how Cuomo looks like if the Thing went on Ozempic
July 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Can’t stop thinking about how Cuomo looks like if the Thing went on Ozempic
Can’t believe this is the letter Trump sent Epstein on his birthday:
July 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Can’t believe this is the letter Trump sent Epstein on his birthday:
Does this mean I filled out my ballot incorrectly?
June 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Does this mean I filled out my ballot incorrectly?