Frank Lesser
@sadmonsters.bsky.social
Former Colbert writer and current dystopia writer
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Frank Lesser
@sadmonsters.bsky.social
· Nov 12
RFK Jr. is to RFK what Four Seasons Total Landscaping is to Four Seasons Hotel
RFK Jr. never skips “leg day.”
That’s when he walks along the highway looking for severed limbs of roadkill.
That’s when he walks along the highway looking for severed limbs of roadkill.
February 20, 2026 at 12:57 AM
RFK Jr. never skips “leg day.”
That’s when he walks along the highway looking for severed limbs of roadkill.
That’s when he walks along the highway looking for severed limbs of roadkill.
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some jokes from our Halloween episode about a trial to see who the real Santa is
February 19, 2026 at 7:46 PM
some jokes from our Halloween episode about a trial to see who the real Santa is
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“This halftime show sucked!”
-Macbeth
-Macbeth
February 9, 2026 at 4:34 AM
“This halftime show sucked!”
-Macbeth
-Macbeth
“This halftime show sucked!”
-Macbeth
-Macbeth
February 9, 2026 at 4:34 AM
“This halftime show sucked!”
-Macbeth
-Macbeth
Musk relates to Odysseus because one time he was also stuck on an island and desperately trying to get off.
February 2, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Musk relates to Odysseus because one time he was also stuck on an island and desperately trying to get off.
He’s going to make Jon Voight give him his.
We got to go through that whole Nobel Prize shit again when Melania doesn’t get nominated for an Oscar.
January 27, 2026 at 6:15 AM
He’s going to make Jon Voight give him his.
Trump’s Reichstag fire will be Reichstag ICE
Trump goes all-in on the cover-up of DHS's latest murder of an American citizen, and accuses Gov. Walz and Mayor Frey of "inciting insurrection."
Trump also attacks the victim's legal gun ownership, implying that gave agents the right to murder him... 1/2
Trump also attacks the victim's legal gun ownership, implying that gave agents the right to murder him... 1/2
January 24, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Trump’s Reichstag fire will be Reichstag ICE
Does he realize he’s steering the iceberg?
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 23, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Does he realize he’s steering the iceberg?
Karoline Leavitt will claim it’s stigmata
January 23, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Karoline Leavitt will claim it’s stigmata
It’s going to be so fucking funny when he tries to pronounce this
January 22, 2026 at 7:52 PM
It’s going to be so fucking funny when he tries to pronounce this
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“Look: Rome wasn’t burned in a day.”
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 7:04 PM
“Look: Rome wasn’t burned in a day.”
Guy just doesn’t have the stamina any more
January 22, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Guy just doesn’t have the stamina any more
Even weirder, after he blew out the candles a stripper burst out of a standing rib roast.
January 18, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Even weirder, after he blew out the candles a stripper burst out of a standing rib roast.
He also thinks he’s Nietzsche because someone once gave him syphilis
January 16, 2026 at 3:01 AM
He also thinks he’s Nietzsche because someone once gave him syphilis
Grifters are gonna start selling Trump Hole Milk
Trump: "It's actually a legal definition -- 'whole milk.' And it's whole with a W for those of you that have a problem."
January 15, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Grifters are gonna start selling Trump Hole Milk
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Unarmed woman executed by state may have been on committee to fight against unarmed women being executed by the state
The woman killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis last week served on the board of her son’s school, which linked to documents encouraging parents to monitor ICE and directing them to training. https://cnn.it/49yoNEa
January 14, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Unarmed woman executed by state may have been on committee to fight against unarmed women being executed by the state
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one of the weirdest things about the current moment is how the national media have to pretend like they don't know what this is about. official government social media accounts are posting about racially cleansing America and they have to pretend like it's not clear who the bad guy is.
January 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
one of the weirdest things about the current moment is how the national media have to pretend like they don't know what this is about. official government social media accounts are posting about racially cleansing America and they have to pretend like it's not clear who the bad guy is.
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But we're going to have a beautiful police state and it'll be very brutal. And you'll be free, perhaps more free than ever before
January 10, 2026 at 1:32 PM
But we're going to have a beautiful police state and it'll be very brutal. And you'll be free, perhaps more free than ever before
Clearly he’s invading Venezuela to distract everyone from Musk’s AI’s shocking revelation:
January 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Clearly he’s invading Venezuela to distract everyone from Musk’s AI’s shocking revelation:
Honestly surprised Trump’s DOJ didn’t link to this instead of the Epstein files:
December 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Honestly surprised Trump’s DOJ didn’t link to this instead of the Epstein files:
We all used to laugh at the “made up” story of Caligula appointing his horse to the Roman Senate…
December 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
We all used to laugh at the “made up” story of Caligula appointing his horse to the Roman Senate…
When it comes to embarrassing monuments to ego, I’m a Trump-Kennedy originalist
December 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
When it comes to embarrassing monuments to ego, I’m a Trump-Kennedy originalist
The American Flag under Trump:
December 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The American Flag under Trump:
My philosophy: “It’s always pee o’clock somewhere.”
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My philosophy: “It’s always pee o’clock somewhere.”
In other news, water has low dryness activity.
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
In other news, water has low dryness activity.
