Frank Lesser
@sadmonsters.bsky.social
Former Colbert writer and current dystopia writer
In 6 months we’ll find out Eric Adams was having an affair with a rat-king.
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
In 6 months we’ll find out Eric Adams was having an affair with a rat-king.
He was elected thanks to microplastics so it makes sense he’d decorate with macroplastics
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
He was elected thanks to microplastics so it makes sense he’d decorate with macroplastics
People are claiming this letter is proof that Trump and Epstein engaged in illicit underage activities together, but clearly the “wonderful secret” is their shared love of Star Wars cantina character Momaw Nadon, as evidenced by his crude fan art.
September 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
People are claiming this letter is proof that Trump and Epstein engaged in illicit underage activities together, but clearly the “wonderful secret” is their shared love of Star Wars cantina character Momaw Nadon, as evidenced by his crude fan art.
“Yes, Ursula, I’m VERY serious about my wish.”
August 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“Yes, Ursula, I’m VERY serious about my wish.”
Not the first time a mob boss paved over something to bury secrets
August 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Not the first time a mob boss paved over something to bury secrets
Can’t stop thinking about how Cuomo looks like if the Thing went on Ozempic
July 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Can’t stop thinking about how Cuomo looks like if the Thing went on Ozempic
Can’t believe this is the letter Trump sent Epstein on his birthday:
July 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Can’t believe this is the letter Trump sent Epstein on his birthday:
Does this mean I filled out my ballot incorrectly?
June 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Does this mean I filled out my ballot incorrectly?
Every time you laugh at the world’s first AI late night show, you waste a gallon of water. (It’s worth it.)
June 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Every time you laugh at the world’s first AI late night show, you waste a gallon of water. (It’s worth it.)
“You’re a bunch of indoctrinated NPCs who can’t even think for yourselves… Grok, is that right?”
June 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“You’re a bunch of indoctrinated NPCs who can’t even think for yourselves… Grok, is that right?”
More food for thought: Trump’s last BFF who turned on him ended up “hanging himself” in prison
June 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
More food for thought: Trump’s last BFF who turned on him ended up “hanging himself” in prison
The Lyin’ King’s second term
May 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The Lyin’ King’s second term
The one time Trump can legitimately claim he doesn’t see color:
April 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The one time Trump can legitimately claim he doesn’t see color:
It takes the Pope dying to get this motherfucker to go to church
April 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It takes the Pope dying to get this motherfucker to go to church
This administration only believes in the suffocation of powers
April 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This administration only believes in the suffocation of powers
You’ll know the Vatican is going to elect a conservative pope if they start calling the smoke “rolling coal”
April 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
You’ll know the Vatican is going to elect a conservative pope if they start calling the smoke “rolling coal”
Disappointed that Bezos sent a singer to defy gravity and hold space and it wasn’t one of these two
April 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Disappointed that Bezos sent a singer to defy gravity and hold space and it wasn’t one of these two
“The problem with Rome? Not enough orgies.”
April 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“The problem with Rome? Not enough orgies.”
Oh look, he finally built that wall
April 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Oh look, he finally built that wall
He turned the markets MAGA red:
April 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
He turned the markets MAGA red:
Opened my laptop after my kid watched Paw Patrol last night and this random freeze-frame has filled me with Hopper-esque melancholy
April 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Opened my laptop after my kid watched Paw Patrol last night and this random freeze-frame has filled me with Hopper-esque melancholy
Nobody’s being blackmailed. Musk got Trump’s nose and refused to give it back unless he could have the presidency.
March 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Nobody’s being blackmailed. Musk got Trump’s nose and refused to give it back unless he could have the presidency.
Based on his DOGE level of accuracy, it’ll be 100 mannequins in a Marshalls
March 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Based on his DOGE level of accuracy, it’ll be 100 mannequins in a Marshalls
When a failing sitcom adds a little kid in the final season:
March 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
When a failing sitcom adds a little kid in the final season:
Grand Theft Autocrat
March 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Grand Theft Autocrat