Lazlo Whitaker
@sacramende.bsky.social
Over-thinker and wannabe stand-up philosopher...
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Alright, here's what's gonna happen. In a few days, a bag of monopoly money will be found in a park. You'll sit tight & let America slowly fall in love with you. Monday you'll feel like a McDonald's, confess to the flirty snitch lady. Now, what's on your docket? Hey. Listen. Where do you need to be?
December 10, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Alright, here's what's gonna happen. In a few days, a bag of monopoly money will be found in a park. You'll sit tight & let America slowly fall in love with you. Monday you'll feel like a McDonald's, confess to the flirty snitch lady. Now, what's on your docket? Hey. Listen. Where do you need to be?
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pretty grim when health insurance company executives have to try to hide their identities online like they're public school history teachers, government employees or doctors who care for transgender people
United Health just deleted this page from their website lol
December 4, 2024 at 9:50 PM
pretty grim when health insurance company executives have to try to hide their identities online like they're public school history teachers, government employees or doctors who care for transgender people
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okay, lemme try putting this in terms that the pearl clutchers use
“You remember in Star Wars where the ewoks cheered after the death star blew up? Wouldn’t it be fucked up if Han said ‘Whoa now, that dude had a family.’ Is that what you want to be known as?”
“You remember in Star Wars where the ewoks cheered after the death star blew up? Wouldn’t it be fucked up if Han said ‘Whoa now, that dude had a family.’ Is that what you want to be known as?”
December 5, 2024 at 12:33 AM
okay, lemme try putting this in terms that the pearl clutchers use
“You remember in Star Wars where the ewoks cheered after the death star blew up? Wouldn’t it be fucked up if Han said ‘Whoa now, that dude had a family.’ Is that what you want to be known as?”
“You remember in Star Wars where the ewoks cheered after the death star blew up? Wouldn’t it be fucked up if Han said ‘Whoa now, that dude had a family.’ Is that what you want to be known as?”
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A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
December 5, 2024 at 3:01 PM
A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
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Doctor: do you exercise?
Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks
Doctor:
Me: cronchies
Doctor: I'm gonna put no
Me: ok
Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks
Doctor:
Me: cronchies
Doctor: I'm gonna put no
Me: ok
November 18, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Doctor: do you exercise?
Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks
Doctor:
Me: cronchies
Doctor: I'm gonna put no
Me: ok
Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks
Doctor:
Me: cronchies
Doctor: I'm gonna put no
Me: ok
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Welcome to @popheist.com, a new kind of pop culture website that hopefully feels like the classic, beloved kind of pop culture website. We're trying to make things better, more fun, more weird, more challenging, more more more. Join us!
popheist.com/about-us
popheist.com/about-us
Hi. We're Pop Heist. - Pop Heist
Pop culture media is a hellscape. Sites are overrun with intrusive ads, or they’re SEO farms, or they pay writers at near-criminal rates. Some of them pollute the internet with AI-generated garbage, u...
popheist.com
December 2, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Welcome to @popheist.com, a new kind of pop culture website that hopefully feels like the classic, beloved kind of pop culture website. We're trying to make things better, more fun, more weird, more challenging, more more more. Join us!
popheist.com/about-us
popheist.com/about-us
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They have a comics section. And if you’re a pop culture fiend like me, this is flat out cool.
Welcome to @popheist.com, a new kind of pop culture website that hopefully feels like the classic, beloved kind of pop culture website. We're trying to make things better, more fun, more weird, more challenging, more more more. Join us!
popheist.com/about-us
popheist.com/about-us
Hi. We're Pop Heist. - Pop Heist
Pop culture media is a hellscape. Sites are overrun with intrusive ads, or they’re SEO farms, or they pay writers at near-criminal rates. Some of them pollute the internet with AI-generated garbage, u...
popheist.com
December 3, 2024 at 4:17 PM
They have a comics section. And if you’re a pop culture fiend like me, this is flat out cool.
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I just 💙 her. She’s a force.
December 1, 2024 at 8:04 AM
I just 💙 her. She’s a force.
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Wow Zuckerberg must be tired
November 28, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Wow Zuckerberg must be tired
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I see. No one has the stones to repost. You'll all be sorry when this becomes the Pulitzer Prize-winning BlueSky Post of 2024
November 27, 2024 at 1:17 AM
I see. No one has the stones to repost. You'll all be sorry when this becomes the Pulitzer Prize-winning BlueSky Post of 2024
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Damn, boy. Are you a bean bag chair?
Because I’m never going to get off.
Because I’m never going to get off.
November 26, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Damn, boy. Are you a bean bag chair?
Because I’m never going to get off.
Because I’m never going to get off.
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Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
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🧵This is a thread about Reply Guys. I like it when posts go viral coz I'm a big show-off and the internet is responsible for most of my career. When you go viral you get new followers, fun replies, sometimes even industry interest omg. But you also get: Reply Guys.
November 17, 2024 at 8:47 AM
🧵This is a thread about Reply Guys. I like it when posts go viral coz I'm a big show-off and the internet is responsible for most of my career. When you go viral you get new followers, fun replies, sometimes even industry interest omg. But you also get: Reply Guys.
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Hi @bencollins.bsky.social @theonion.com! I'd love to be an InfoWars contributor.
November 15, 2024 at 10:07 AM
Hi @bencollins.bsky.social @theonion.com! I'd love to be an InfoWars contributor.
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From today's Winnipeg Free Press. Dr. Doug Eyolfson, former Manitoba Lib MP, wrote on X: "Cdns are struggling and justifiably angry. Yet I talk to many people who are angry at PMJT over issues that he has no control over (despite certain Premiers who blame the PM for provincial decisions)."
Exactly.
Exactly.
November 13, 2024 at 6:20 PM
From today's Winnipeg Free Press. Dr. Doug Eyolfson, former Manitoba Lib MP, wrote on X: "Cdns are struggling and justifiably angry. Yet I talk to many people who are angry at PMJT over issues that he has no control over (despite certain Premiers who blame the PM for provincial decisions)."
Exactly.
Exactly.
Love everything he did...
RIP...
RIP...
June 20, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Love everything he did...
RIP...
RIP...
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2016: FUCK YOUR FEELINGS
2017: YOU LOST GET OVER IT
2018: DRINKING UR LIBERAL TEARS
2019: FOUR MORE YEARS BITCHES
2020: STOP THE COUNT
2021: WATER THE TREE OF LIBERTY
2022: BURN GROOMER BOOKS!
2023: DEATH TO ALL LIB BABYKILLERS
2024: I, a victim, am being shunned for my conservative beliefs
2017: YOU LOST GET OVER IT
2018: DRINKING UR LIBERAL TEARS
2019: FOUR MORE YEARS BITCHES
2020: STOP THE COUNT
2021: WATER THE TREE OF LIBERTY
2022: BURN GROOMER BOOKS!
2023: DEATH TO ALL LIB BABYKILLERS
2024: I, a victim, am being shunned for my conservative beliefs
May 24, 2024 at 6:07 PM
2016: FUCK YOUR FEELINGS
2017: YOU LOST GET OVER IT
2018: DRINKING UR LIBERAL TEARS
2019: FOUR MORE YEARS BITCHES
2020: STOP THE COUNT
2021: WATER THE TREE OF LIBERTY
2022: BURN GROOMER BOOKS!
2023: DEATH TO ALL LIB BABYKILLERS
2024: I, a victim, am being shunned for my conservative beliefs
2017: YOU LOST GET OVER IT
2018: DRINKING UR LIBERAL TEARS
2019: FOUR MORE YEARS BITCHES
2020: STOP THE COUNT
2021: WATER THE TREE OF LIBERTY
2022: BURN GROOMER BOOKS!
2023: DEATH TO ALL LIB BABYKILLERS
2024: I, a victim, am being shunned for my conservative beliefs
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Google, 1998: We're going to organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful. Imagine the whole world's knowledge in your pocket!
Google 2024: Drink your own piss. Now eat glue.
Google 2024: Drink your own piss. Now eat glue.
May 23, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Google, 1998: We're going to organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful. Imagine the whole world's knowledge in your pocket!
Google 2024: Drink your own piss. Now eat glue.
Google 2024: Drink your own piss. Now eat glue.
GIFS!!!...
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media.tenor.com
April 29, 2024 at 12:58 AM
GIFS!!!...
