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"you don't have to go to every parade it's a marathon not a sprint" eat my entire ass I'm running 4 minutes miles till I hit the finish line 26 miles later or die
January 31, 2026 at 12:05 AM
"you don't have to go to every parade it's a marathon not a sprint" eat my entire ass I'm running 4 minutes miles till I hit the finish line 26 miles later or die
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This is what January 6th means to me.
January 6, 2026 at 1:23 PM
This is what January 6th means to me.
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Me and Nick Saban the same way…. When my lady tell me to do something I be doing it just like she say
November 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Me and Nick Saban the same way…. When my lady tell me to do something I be doing it just like she say
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the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here
October 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here
In my Aesop Rock voice:
“I'm looking at the snail, he seems pretty pleasant
We figure, let him kick it, as honestly, shit's impressive
“I'm looking at the snail, he seems pretty pleasant
We figure, let him kick it, as honestly, shit's impressive
In my David Attenborough voice:
"Behold the Luxon, carrying his sidekick "the seymour".
Eyes stretched to the air, scanning for KPI infringements and donor incentives"
"Genocide, homelessness, malnutrition, oh dear, I better be a bit more Christian and look at it sometime next year"
#nzpol
"Behold the Luxon, carrying his sidekick "the seymour".
Eyes stretched to the air, scanning for KPI infringements and donor incentives"
"Genocide, homelessness, malnutrition, oh dear, I better be a bit more Christian and look at it sometime next year"
#nzpol
September 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
In my Aesop Rock voice:
“I'm looking at the snail, he seems pretty pleasant
We figure, let him kick it, as honestly, shit's impressive
“I'm looking at the snail, he seems pretty pleasant
We figure, let him kick it, as honestly, shit's impressive
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New Orleans, alarmingly good
September 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
New Orleans, alarmingly good
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I have never needed anything more in my life
August 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have never needed anything more in my life
Had no idea I needed this David Justice hate in my heart, but here we are
August 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Had no idea I needed this David Justice hate in my heart, but here we are
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
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I think the solution to things like this involves knocking someone's fucking teeth out.
A father has screamed "you’re a f-----g boy” at a little girl during an under-12 year olds Rugby match. Under 12s. She left the pitch in tears, scared, and later returned.
www.telegraph.co.uk/rugby-union/...
www.telegraph.co.uk/rugby-union/...
Father banned for screaming ‘you’re a boy’ at under-12 girl after ‘transgender rumours’
Graham Hall reportedly entered the field of play and ‘screamed and shouted’ abuse at the player following foul on his daughter
www.telegraph.co.uk
March 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I think the solution to things like this involves knocking someone's fucking teeth out.
Constitutional Amendment to spell Landry with four Ls
In a stunning rejection of Republican Gov. Jeff Landry, Louisiana voters turned down all four of his constitutional amendments Saturday, including the governor’s plan to overhaul the state’s tax and budget laws, @jsodonoghue.bsky.social and @greglarose.bsky.social report
Louisiana voters reject 4 constitutional amendments, handing Landry major defeat • Louisiana Illuminator
In a stunning rejection of Republican Gov. Jeff Landry, Louisiana voters turned down all four of his constitutional amendments Saturday.
lailluminator.com
March 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Constitutional Amendment to spell Landry with four Ls
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No, not Nitro
BREAKING: Georgia WR Nitro Tuggle arrested on speeding and reckless driving charges
Georgia WR Nitro Tuggle arrested on speeding and reckless driving charges
A promising young player for Georgia was arrested early Thursday morning.
247sports.com
March 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
No, not Nitro
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Just a yearly reminder that an alligator is a reptile, except during Lent when it's a fish.
March 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Just a yearly reminder that an alligator is a reptile, except during Lent when it's a fish.
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Someone tell the Democrats that they’re not gonna be able to stop a fascist coup by pretending to be Dipset
March 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Someone tell the Democrats that they’re not gonna be able to stop a fascist coup by pretending to be Dipset
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real america is still here baby. its our time now
Thoroughly enjoying the resurgence of real batshit American cities. Baltimore, Philly, New Orleans, all really showing up. Big fan.
March 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
real america is still here baby. its our time now
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here it is: it got a police escort out of the parade
March 4, 2025 at 5:46 AM
here it is: it got a police escort out of the parade
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Here’s a cybertruck getting booed at Orpheus to brighten your Lundi Gras:
March 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Here’s a cybertruck getting booed at Orpheus to brighten your Lundi Gras:
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When you define masculinity as "being a man, not a woman" as opposed to "being a man, not a boy," you end up acting like an immature boy most of the time.
March 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
When you define masculinity as "being a man, not a woman" as opposed to "being a man, not a boy," you end up acting like an immature boy most of the time.
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Oh this city is about to roll up into Ash Wednesday busted af. 🤣
This coming week New Orleans will have 8 days of parades in a row. Read that again. 💜💚💛
February 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Oh this city is about to roll up into Ash Wednesday busted af. 🤣
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Roger Goodell over here scaling city hall to reclaim the NFL’s very own fleur de lis
February 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Roger Goodell over here scaling city hall to reclaim the NFL’s very own fleur de lis
Imma need someone to explain this to me
February 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Imma need someone to explain this to me