Marta Jewson
@martajewson.bsky.social
Lost my Minnesota accent covering charter schools, special ed and sunshine laws in New Orleans for The Lens. Had successful LITT brain surgery! Writing my first book? Mid-Citizen.
Alt text: A 5yo in a snowsuit in front of a snow-covered bungalow.
Alt text: A 5yo in a snowsuit in front of a snow-covered bungalow.
He does say he aced the Willow School admissions test.
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
Reporter: Was it your brain?
Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
He does say he aced the Willow School admissions test.
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What did the president blow and when did he blow it?
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
What did the president blow and when did he blow it?
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It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
Some muscle slid over another muscle or tendon in the back of my knee and I can move it again and this is the best Friday night ever. Thank you late 30s.
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Some muscle slid over another muscle or tendon in the back of my knee and I can move it again and this is the best Friday night ever. Thank you late 30s.
"Aloof Island" coming this fall on ABC
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"Aloof Island" coming this fall on ABC
Only acceptable if you have a middle table on which to play euchre.
Anyway, I am in a 777 that has seats facing both directions and the people looking backwards are very unhappy and trying to get people to switch with them. Lots happening.
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Only acceptable if you have a middle table on which to play euchre.
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Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
Somehow, they made it worse. Cc @kevinallman.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Somehow, they made it worse. Cc @kevinallman.bsky.social
There are some workers eyeing the dilapidated green shed - and I'm not ok.
It's a case that defied (the debunked) broken windows theory — no one was going near that thing because it could collapse and kill you.
It's a case that defied (the debunked) broken windows theory — no one was going near that thing because it could collapse and kill you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There are some workers eyeing the dilapidated green shed - and I'm not ok.
It's a case that defied (the debunked) broken windows theory — no one was going near that thing because it could collapse and kill you.
It's a case that defied (the debunked) broken windows theory — no one was going near that thing because it could collapse and kill you.
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You probably saw videos of a nighttime raid in Chicago. Agents rappelling from a helicopter, bursting down doors, questioning brown-skinned immigrants.
We investigated -- and found little evidence to support the government’s claims about Tren de Aragua.
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
We investigated -- and found little evidence to support the government’s claims about Tren de Aragua.
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
“I Lost Everything”: Venezuelans Were Rounded Up in a Dramatic Midnight Raid but Never Charged With a Crime
Authorities said Tren de Aragua “terrorists” had taken over the building. A ProPublica investigation found little evidence to back up the government’s claims. For the first time, the Venezuelans arres...
www.propublica.org
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
You probably saw videos of a nighttime raid in Chicago. Agents rappelling from a helicopter, bursting down doors, questioning brown-skinned immigrants.
We investigated -- and found little evidence to support the government’s claims about Tren de Aragua.
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
We investigated -- and found little evidence to support the government’s claims about Tren de Aragua.
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
::::shudders:::
The CMS is not for notes.
The CMS is not for notes.
The CMS is not for notes.
The CMS is not for notes.
The CMS is not for notes.
The CMS is not for notes.
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
::::shudders:::
The CMS is not for notes.
The CMS is not for notes.
The CMS is not for notes.
The CMS is not for notes.
The CMS is not for notes.
The CMS is not for notes.
The state of the world as measured by words I know longer need spell check for: hemorrhage
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The state of the world as measured by words I know longer need spell check for: hemorrhage
REPORT: The Thai coconut curry cream cheese is back at Humble Bagel
You know what to do.
You know what to do.
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
REPORT: The Thai coconut curry cream cheese is back at Humble Bagel
You know what to do.
You know what to do.
Said he was angry “when he learned” of …
Speaker Mike Johnson said the House will vote to repeal a provision slipped into the shutdown bill that would allow senators to sue the government if their data is obtained without their notification.
House will vote to undo provision letting senators sue over Jan. 6-related searches
House Speaker Mike Johnson said he was "angry" when he learned of the provision in the bill to reopen the government and that he'll fast-track a bill to undo it next week.
nbcnews.to
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Said he was angry “when he learned” of …
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‘I didn’t know it was this bad’: Clerk Lombard’s office alleged to have lost hundreds of thousands of dollars, according to records
Last Monday (Nov. 3), Calvin Duncan’s campaign released several emails, obtained through a public records request, in which the Orleans Parish District Attorney’s…
Last Monday (Nov. 3), Calvin Duncan’s campaign released several emails, obtained through a public records request, in which the Orleans Parish District Attorney’s…
‘I didn’t know it was this bad’: Clerk Lombard’s office alleged to have lost hundreds of thousands of dollars, according to records
Last Monday (Nov. 3), Calvin Duncan’s campaign released several emails, obtained through a public records request, in which the Orleans Parish District Attorney’s Office alleged that court clerk Darren Lombard’s office was doing work that was inconsistent and not thorough in reviewing, documenting and filing records.
veritenews.org
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
‘I didn’t know it was this bad’: Clerk Lombard’s office alleged to have lost hundreds of thousands of dollars, according to records
Last Monday (Nov. 3), Calvin Duncan’s campaign released several emails, obtained through a public records request, in which the Orleans Parish District Attorney’s…
Last Monday (Nov. 3), Calvin Duncan’s campaign released several emails, obtained through a public records request, in which the Orleans Parish District Attorney’s…
Tim Kaine had a prewritten op Ed that ran the minute he voted in the NYTimes.
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Tim Kaine had a prewritten op Ed that ran the minute he voted in the NYTimes.
Keep reading Epstein's email as "yaycation"
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Keep reading Epstein's email as "yaycation"
Meanwhile...
Former Louisiana House Speaker Clay Schexnayder indicted for theft of 'rare state artifact'
www.nola.com/news/courts/...
Former Louisiana House Speaker Clay Schexnayder indicted for theft of 'rare state artifact'
www.nola.com/news/courts/...
Former Louisiana House Speaker Clay Schexnayder indicted for theft of 'rare state artifact'
He was indicted after an ancient cypress board went missing from his office,
www.nola.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Meanwhile...
Former Louisiana House Speaker Clay Schexnayder indicted for theft of 'rare state artifact'
www.nola.com/news/courts/...
Former Louisiana House Speaker Clay Schexnayder indicted for theft of 'rare state artifact'
www.nola.com/news/courts/...
Who's rounding up and who's rounding down?
Landry gave us an unintentional start with 10% tax.
Landry gave us an unintentional start with 10% tax.
The American penny died on Wednesday in Philadelphia. It was 232. The cause was irrelevance and expensiveness, the Treasury Department said. Nothing could be bought any more with a penny, as the cost to mint the penny had risen to more than 3 cents. nyti.ms/48bFd5K
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Who's rounding up and who's rounding down?
Landry gave us an unintentional start with 10% tax.
Landry gave us an unintentional start with 10% tax.
Where's that 7yo hacker hero kid whose mom was all over reddit yesterday because he's defeated all parental blocks.
Sign him up.
Sign him up.
It’s time for one staffer with nothing to lose to just dump everything online. You will be a hero forever. We will put up statues. Someone will write folk songs about you.
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Where's that 7yo hacker hero kid whose mom was all over reddit yesterday because he's defeated all parental blocks.
Sign him up.
Sign him up.
👀 New Orleanians 👀
New: A judge in Washington has ruled images from Flock surveillance cameras are public records and that anyone can request them. Highlights the pervasiveness of this tech and just how much surveillance is being done. Very notable ruling
www.404media.co/judge-rules-...
www.404media.co/judge-rules-...
Judge Rules Flock Surveillance Images Are Public Records That Can Be Requested By Anyone
A Washington judge said images taken by Flock cameras are "not exempt from disclosure" in public record requests.
www.404media.co
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
👀 New Orleanians 👀
My watch says today's temp range is 47 degrees to 74 degrees. This is three seasons for New Orleanians and "shorts weather" for midwesterners.
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My watch says today's temp range is 47 degrees to 74 degrees. This is three seasons for New Orleanians and "shorts weather" for midwesterners.
on the record: DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
on the record: DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
They are also using the USPS mail scanning system. "Informed Delivery" meant a lot more than we may have initially thought.
SCOOP: ICE is allocating as much as $180 million to pay bounty hunters and private investigators who verify the address and location of undocumented people ICE wishes to detain, including with physical surveillance, according to procurement records reviewed by 404 Media.
ICE Plans to Spend $180 Million on Bounty Hunters to Stalk Immigrants
Newly released documents provide more details about ICE's plan to use bounty hunters and private investigators to find the location of undocumented immigrants.
www.404media.co
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
They are also using the USPS mail scanning system. "Informed Delivery" meant a lot more than we may have initially thought.
This is a Seinfeld episode
This is the greatest story ever told:
A person in Hamilton, ON stole a city bus and then proceeded to make the stops along the way, allowing passengers to board and exit freely. The person actually refusing someone looking to board with an expired pass. 🔥🔥
hamiltonpolice.on.ca/news/police-...
A person in Hamilton, ON stole a city bus and then proceeded to make the stops along the way, allowing passengers to board and exit freely. The person actually refusing someone looking to board with an expired pass. 🔥🔥
hamiltonpolice.on.ca/news/police-...
Police Arrest Man After HSR Bus Joy Ride
On Tuesday, November 11, 2025, at approximately 9:00 p.m., a Hamilton Street Railway (HSR) bus driver pulled into the McNab Bus Terminal and exited the vehicle for a short break.During this time, an a...
hamiltonpolice.on.ca
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This is a Seinfeld episode