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russ
@russmendo.bsky.social
texan in canada. writer and photographer. cannabis, Kansas City Chiefs, wine & gourmet cooking. HIGH performance man-about-the-house. sauncho. anger and creativity life coach.
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Happy Thanksgiving. Dinner is at 5.
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
one of these days I'm gonna turn off replies and you guys are gonna be pissed you missed the opportunity
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
at Jamiroquai's house,

I bet the thanksgiving sides pass themselves around the table.
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
they should make a deck of playing cards with billionaires faces on them and just pass them out so we plebs can recognize them.
Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit.

It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
gorilla monsoon, man.

gorilla monsoon.

smh.
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
you guys smoke at family gatherings?
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Pecan Pie is in the highest tier of desserts, right up there tied with Cheesecake

If you disagree, you're simply wrong
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i dont social media correct enough to be in a skritcicle.
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Canadians get a taste of what it is to be brown in the U.S.

this is how they've always treated their own brown skin citizens, now they are just treating white skinned Canadians (and other nationalities) the same way.

sucks, huh?
"Given America’s penchant for insular self-infatuation, Canada will never be anything more than a blip on U.S. radars. And if the abusive treatment of Canada and Canadians happened once, it can happen again."

#uspoli #cdnpoli

www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...
When the U.S. finally comes to its senses, Canada should think twice before crawling back
Very few Americans think much about Canada at all. How can we pretend to have ever really been friends?
www.thestar.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
you’ve been kidnapped. the characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. who’s coming to save you?

im in good hands.
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
oh, my phrase is too short and removed by automod?

here, have 500 words on that phrase from ai generated slop.
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Eat this you wipper snappers
Still smiling. This may be my favorite TL cleanse to date. 🥰
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
me as a blue sky therapist:
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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I myself had forecast zero typos in that skeet but fell short of my goal.
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
that's why it smells like pee.
We’re all in the ball-pit of space and time lmao
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
just makes the Chiefs game not fun to watch.

win or lose, bullshit refs, warranted or no, are bullshit.
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Jawaan being on the field is a criminal offense. That’s not a penalty, but he’s still garbage.
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
trash refs prolly have a bet that the Chiefs don't score in the 1st quarter.
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
if it happens, let's pick early next year.
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Philly is awesome cause there’s a guy at the marathon with a sign that says DALLAS SUCKS cheering on the runners and he said he doesn’t even know anyone running
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
vulcan fitness is suing a youtube reviewer.

so by they fuck right off.
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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About to post another 3 like banger.
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
it's 4:20 somewhere.
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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How dare you give me the tools to help myself.
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM