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Neighbour is chatting about how Christmas is going to be a pain since her family likes to travel, and I'm spending the whole convo trying not to laugh because I saw the REGULIER LOURD label on the dryer 20 minutes ago
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Neighbour is chatting about how Christmas is going to be a pain since her family likes to travel, and I'm spending the whole convo trying not to laugh because I saw the REGULIER LOURD label on the dryer 20 minutes ago
Dear Penhouse,
My pen is running out of ink please send m
My pen is running out of ink please send m
November 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Dear Penhouse,
My pen is running out of ink please send m
My pen is running out of ink please send m
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had to get out of bed to make this
November 16, 2025 at 10:35 AM
had to get out of bed to make this
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Banjo-Tooie Ending E
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Banjo-Tooie Ending E
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PROPRIETOR: And this couch, what a beauty! 100% corginthian leather
CUSTOMER: haha, isn’t it pronounced corinthian
PROPRIETOR (shoving closed with his foot the door to the abattoir echoing with haunting barks): Of course. Must be my stuffy nose. (gesturing) How about we pay a visit to the canteen?
CUSTOMER: haha, isn’t it pronounced corinthian
PROPRIETOR (shoving closed with his foot the door to the abattoir echoing with haunting barks): Of course. Must be my stuffy nose. (gesturing) How about we pay a visit to the canteen?
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
PROPRIETOR: And this couch, what a beauty! 100% corginthian leather
CUSTOMER: haha, isn’t it pronounced corinthian
PROPRIETOR (shoving closed with his foot the door to the abattoir echoing with haunting barks): Of course. Must be my stuffy nose. (gesturing) How about we pay a visit to the canteen?
CUSTOMER: haha, isn’t it pronounced corinthian
PROPRIETOR (shoving closed with his foot the door to the abattoir echoing with haunting barks): Of course. Must be my stuffy nose. (gesturing) How about we pay a visit to the canteen?
SCOOP: Scientist using the James Webb Space Telescope have discovered a bodega outside New York
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
SCOOP: Scientist using the James Webb Space Telescope have discovered a bodega outside New York
tissue up boys, here comes the gooning squad
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
tissue up boys, here comes the gooning squad
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RED_DR4G0N: hay sexy :]
willgrahamphd: Hello.
RED_DR4G0N: wanna be witness 2 a great becumming? ;)
willgrahamphd: No.
RED_DR4G0N: y not :(
RED_DR4G0N: do u not like bald guys
willgrahamphd: I am currently busy inventing a murderer in my mind.
RED_DR4G0N: o
RED_DR4G0N: wait do u like murderer guys?
willgrahamphd: Hello.
RED_DR4G0N: wanna be witness 2 a great becumming? ;)
willgrahamphd: No.
RED_DR4G0N: y not :(
RED_DR4G0N: do u not like bald guys
willgrahamphd: I am currently busy inventing a murderer in my mind.
RED_DR4G0N: o
RED_DR4G0N: wait do u like murderer guys?
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
RED_DR4G0N: hay sexy :]
willgrahamphd: Hello.
RED_DR4G0N: wanna be witness 2 a great becumming? ;)
willgrahamphd: No.
RED_DR4G0N: y not :(
RED_DR4G0N: do u not like bald guys
willgrahamphd: I am currently busy inventing a murderer in my mind.
RED_DR4G0N: o
RED_DR4G0N: wait do u like murderer guys?
willgrahamphd: Hello.
RED_DR4G0N: wanna be witness 2 a great becumming? ;)
willgrahamphd: No.
RED_DR4G0N: y not :(
RED_DR4G0N: do u not like bald guys
willgrahamphd: I am currently busy inventing a murderer in my mind.
RED_DR4G0N: o
RED_DR4G0N: wait do u like murderer guys?
Just getting it out of my system
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Just getting it out of my system
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NUZZI: i… i love you
RFK: [makes sounds like a rusty 1992 ge gas dryer full of drywall screws with a belt mere minutes from failure]
NUZZI: what’s the matter baby. did your drink go down the wrong way
RFK: [makes sounds like a rusty 1992 ge gas dryer full of drywall screws with a belt mere minutes from failure]
NUZZI: what’s the matter baby. did your drink go down the wrong way
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
NUZZI: i… i love you
RFK: [makes sounds like a rusty 1992 ge gas dryer full of drywall screws with a belt mere minutes from failure]
NUZZI: what’s the matter baby. did your drink go down the wrong way
RFK: [makes sounds like a rusty 1992 ge gas dryer full of drywall screws with a belt mere minutes from failure]
NUZZI: what’s the matter baby. did your drink go down the wrong way
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look at that subtle pink coloring. the tasteful thiccness of it. oh my god, it even has hood valor...
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
look at that subtle pink coloring. the tasteful thiccness of it. oh my god, it even has hood valor...
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excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable
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no idea where i picked this up but here you go
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
no idea where i picked this up but here you go
gotta love the classics
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
gotta love the classics
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Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
![Post by christian aka @nopoweradeinusa
woman: you said you had netflix?
me: this is much better
[I open a folder titled “movies” on my computer and the mechanical whirring of an 11 year old SATA hard-drive overwhelms the room entirely]
me: have you seen enter the void?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k6kg5ccozcphfcmp4zyx3s64/bafkreifrufej5lrdm2666pw4jkid5u3ej2txw4l7vdfnbn4oabkc7fvktq@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
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me when i deliver work BEFORE the deadline
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 AM
me when i deliver work BEFORE the deadline
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so one time when I walked into a gay bar with an accurate WW2 field officer uniform (for halloween) I nearly gave a regular a heart attack cause he met his first love in the service and thought he was dying.
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
so one time when I walked into a gay bar with an accurate WW2 field officer uniform (for halloween) I nearly gave a regular a heart attack cause he met his first love in the service and thought he was dying.
