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Danaru
@danaru.bsky.social
The Appule of Let's Play. He/Him.
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Play this fucking game, dammit
The Saboteur is $4.99 on Steam buff.ly/3DFrrvq
GOG buff.ly/3VJLfnA

Deck playable
February 1, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Lock the FUCK in, boys
January 31, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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(Full House ending theme sung in groans)
January 30, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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Listen to Rico's beautiful singing voice!

(Source: 96redpanda on Instagram)
January 28, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Listen to Rico's beautiful singing voice!

(Source: 96redpanda on Instagram)
January 28, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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Duanduan wants her apples and isn't afraid to let the keepers know when they're late
October 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
January 27, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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table guardian #umbreon
#pokemonfanart
January 27, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I took one of Grace's weed gummies a few weeks ago and man that's stuff does NOT play nice with my brain chemistry. It was like the air was cotton that makes you nauseous when you move, and also it gave me the worst tinnitus of my life. Wasn't a fan
January 27, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Every clip of Horrid Henry I see is like

Henry: "I like apple juice and toys"

His parents: "Here's how we'll torture you, Henry: Number 1: The Marrow Furnace we'll inject liquid metal into your bones, boiling them from the inside. Number 2: The Nerve Harvester Each nerve fibre will be plucked an
January 25, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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What's going on here? I'm Super Henry Furth!
(shoots laser beam eyes at professor)
January 24, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Dan: "Maybe that's what people mean when they say I'm a golden retriever, that I've got that dog in me"
Grace: "They absolutely do not mean that."
Dan: "You could have hesitated even a little bit"
January 25, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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This right here is how I look waking up at 5:30 AM after working evenings for decades
January 15, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Had a really weird argument with Grace about Inspector Gadget that ended when I realized I was thinking of Robocop
January 23, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Dog I don't think we're playing Kiwami 3
January 23, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Oh wow I misread that
January 22, 2026 at 9:41 PM
"This should be a simple mission to rescue a scientist, I'll just send out all the rookies since they're all that's available right now. Maybe they'll gain a level"
January 21, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Collecting title screens of Peepaw Willy aura farming
January 21, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Move I love on XCOM 2: LWOTC is Hail of Bullets, where you use three points of ammunition for a single shot, but there's no chance of missing. You basically saturate the air with so many fucking bullets that something HAS to hit them
January 21, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I don't LIKE BEING AWAKE AT 6:30 AM
January 21, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Paladin is... surprising considering I'm pretty solidly apatheistic
January 20, 2026 at 9:21 PM
The day did not improve
Me: "alright, slept like shit, sore as fuck, I'm exhausted and the shift hasn't started yet. I'm gonna need you to lock in, brain"

Brain: "(to the tune of dust in the wind) All we are is Dunston Checks In"

Me: "Fuck"
January 20, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Me: "alright, slept like shit, sore as fuck, I'm exhausted and the shift hasn't started yet. I'm gonna need you to lock in, brain"

Brain: "(to the tune of dust in the wind) All we are is Dunston Checks In"

Me: "Fuck"
January 20, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Every picture of Futa makes me want to cry, look how happy he is because he knows it's sweet potato time

Elderly pandas tend to prefer sweet potato as a snack since it's easier on their teeth. Futa is 22 years old , pandas have a life expectancy of 8-10 years

(Pic by @/mii07130 on the other app)
January 20, 2026 at 10:55 AM