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Danaru
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The Appule of Let's Play. He/Him.
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Don't mind me, I'm just sneaking back on to Bsky after a year to post some highlights 👀

Firstly, my acclaimed masterpiece, "Provide an Embrace, Brother"

#art
October 30, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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gIvE mE a HuG mAn.
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Getting everyone's military uniforms dyed green under their dusters, and finding out Hammy is actually just walking around hog out like a weirdo

We HAVE more uniforms he's just stupid
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Grace's Audino is ever so slightly taller than his Tyranitar and I'm a big fan of them
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
There he goes
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I genuinely think the Skulljack is one of the best weapons ever made
November 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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KIRYU-CHAN! 🔪✨
#yakuza
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Waking up at 5:30am to go to work when I normally work at 3:30pm
November 22, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Grown ass man

(Maruru from Adventure World, if you've seen videos of a panda clinging onto a keeper's boot while they tried to walk, it was most likely this creature)
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Already a big fan of Mr. O'Finn
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Whenever I'm locked in on something I have a habit of sticking my tongue out slightly because my lips get dry, and whenever he notices me doing that, Grace starts sending me pictures of Nozomu
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Coworker keeps asking what kind of music I'm into and I don't know how to spin the fact that I'm listening to MegaMan X5 OST - Stage Select (MAVERICK) 1hr Extension
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
BROTHER YOU MADE AN UNWISE DECISION TODAY
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Grace had to describe his general outlook re:optimism/pessimism to a doc recently for a prescription renewal, and I heard him deeply sigh and say "my husband says nobody can turn lemonade into lemons like I can". I consider this a complete marriage victory
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I think a lot about Bradford's transformation from "starry eyed ops specialist" during the first Alien War, to "alcoholic uncle who claims he killed a bear with only a knife and the complete lack of pride or boasting in his voice makes you believe that shit" during the second Alien War
November 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Bi erasure is so strong that bisexuals got erased from a meme about biphobia
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Me: "Do we have olive oil?"

My husband, of Sicilian descent: "dO wE hAvE oLiVe OiL"

Me: "alright yeah that was a stupid question"
November 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Before I had to leave with work, I started a mission to attack a landed UFO in XCOM LWOTC and I'm trying to figure out how to say "I get to keep the bodies" in a way that doesn't make me sound insane. We have one Gremlin MkII for all the Specialists to share I need more drone wrecks
November 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Don't have time to hack the door to the cell, so we went with the HEY KOOL AID strategy
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I love telling people that the plot of Chrono Cross isn't as complicated as it seems (I swear it isn't), but then I also have to bring up the alternate timeline lizard nanomachine kaiju pretty early on and people usually call me a liar at that point
'Chrono Cross' was released on the PlayStation 26 years ago today in Japan.
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures
WSJ: “.. If the AI market blows up, the blast radius would be wide, hitting not only Wall Street firms, but also pensions, mutual and exchange-traded funds and individual investors, because of how debt is often sliced and resold across the financial landscape.”

@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/finance/inve...
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM