Anal Roberts
@buttholemuseum.bsky.social
I'm 40 bitch. My uncle is better at bass than me.
December 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I'm 40 bitch. My uncle is better at bass than me.
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The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires (1974). Shaw Brothers and Hammer meet and create a secret third thing that doesn't quite hang together but has a lot to like in it. Definitely make note of this one, Big Trouble in Little China fans.
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires (1974). Shaw Brothers and Hammer meet and create a secret third thing that doesn't quite hang together but has a lot to like in it. Definitely make note of this one, Big Trouble in Little China fans.
Feeling really thankful for my massive, fat, juicy, girthful bass sound. And it's only gotten bigger and thicker as I get older.
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Feeling really thankful for my massive, fat, juicy, girthful bass sound. And it's only gotten bigger and thicker as I get older.
"I can't understand the lyrics" is a funny complaint to me. I literally write lyrics and, to me, they're just a fun diversion to keep my singer from getting bored. Even the heartfelt ones are like, well, here's your wordslop to keep you busy for the next three minutes while the rest of us shred
December 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
"I can't understand the lyrics" is a funny complaint to me. I literally write lyrics and, to me, they're just a fun diversion to keep my singer from getting bored. Even the heartfelt ones are like, well, here's your wordslop to keep you busy for the next three minutes while the rest of us shred
Congratulations/sorry about your penis
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Congratulations/sorry about your penis
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*Boner Hardon
Father
England, Sussex, Parish Registers, 1538-1910
Father
England, Sussex, Parish Registers, 1538-1910
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
*Boner Hardon
Father
England, Sussex, Parish Registers, 1538-1910
Father
England, Sussex, Parish Registers, 1538-1910
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I would rather have Netflix buy Warner Discovery than Paramount, which is an excellent example of how all options are terrible and everything sucks and fuck this shit
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I would rather have Netflix buy Warner Discovery than Paramount, which is an excellent example of how all options are terrible and everything sucks and fuck this shit
If every man is my brother this means I've been jacking off to gay incest porn for over 20 years
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If every man is my brother this means I've been jacking off to gay incest porn for over 20 years
I have received so many dick pics in my twitter dms on this, my 40th birthday, bless the homosexuals
December 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I have received so many dick pics in my twitter dms on this, my 40th birthday, bless the homosexuals
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i'll be honest i keep thinking oh i'm so bi but it's... fleeting. i really am like. 99% gay
December 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
i'll be honest i keep thinking oh i'm so bi but it's... fleeting. i really am like. 99% gay
Yeah I'll "decenter" men, put men's "ds" in the "center" of my ass hole
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Yeah I'll "decenter" men, put men's "ds" in the "center" of my ass hole
Last haircut of my 30s before they chop and unc me
December 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Last haircut of my 30s before they chop and unc me
Good music year. Top 30 LPs plus some shows.
December 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Good music year. Top 30 LPs plus some shows.
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This unacknowledged World AIDS day, I'm remembering my two beloved uncles who died of AIDS in the 90s: Steven Schultz (seen in the photo) and Don Reid. They lived on the upper west side of Manhattan, in a stretch of apartments along the West Side Highway and I vividly remember their small apartment.
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This unacknowledged World AIDS day, I'm remembering my two beloved uncles who died of AIDS in the 90s: Steven Schultz (seen in the photo) and Don Reid. They lived on the upper west side of Manhattan, in a stretch of apartments along the West Side Highway and I vividly remember their small apartment.
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"Strong floor no ceiling": The hot new pelvic exercise trend
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"Strong floor no ceiling": The hot new pelvic exercise trend
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"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
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Mass Effect Legendary Edition is $5.99 on US PSN buff.ly/mw4XS2x
XBL buff.ly/GyiFzCx
Steam buff.ly/ShkOKu4
XBL buff.ly/GyiFzCx
Steam buff.ly/ShkOKu4
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Mass Effect Legendary Edition is $5.99 on US PSN buff.ly/mw4XS2x
XBL buff.ly/GyiFzCx
Steam buff.ly/ShkOKu4
XBL buff.ly/GyiFzCx
Steam buff.ly/ShkOKu4
Should I go to the gay bar after the Fairfield county hip-hop show tonight or should I throw myself into traffic
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Should I go to the gay bar after the Fairfield county hip-hop show tonight or should I throw myself into traffic
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the album lysol by melvins 1992
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
the album lysol by melvins 1992
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
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in the lab trying to turn a regular penis into a sucked penis
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
in the lab trying to turn a regular penis into a sucked penis
Everything I know about "Wicked" has been from secondhand internet sources and I'm keeping it that way
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Everything I know about "Wicked" has been from secondhand internet sources and I'm keeping it that way
I think it's neat how I can just bring na beers to band practice now
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I think it's neat how I can just bring na beers to band practice now