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ALTON🏺🦊
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Butlerian Jihad Now!

Rude communist Fox.
He/Him

Co-host on @vgatwtoe.bsky.social
A podcast about the socioeconomics of master chief being your father.

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disney adults need to calm tf down
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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yeah it's a good thing Landon didn't publish any of this shit. the Times might have had to bump an article about trans people.

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“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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You know what bugs me? That Steve Bannon always says “they’re gonna put me in jail!” and no Democrats say “You’re goddamn right we are!”
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Incredibly niche but after seeing the steam machine I really have to admire whoever at AMD had to foresight to develop their ability to do semi-custom custom chip designs because long term I think it will ultimately defeat Nvidia. They already beat intel.
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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based on the epstein emails released today i am Tapping The Sign
thinking about it now: i've said it before but the argument gets more reasonable by the day that joe biden should be (and will be) historically viewed similarly to buchanan for his complete inability to respond appropriately to trump during his term. he had one job and he fucked it up.
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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There will be some "Wow you can't make these people happy" sentiment but what's really happening is the Dems are beginning to reap the consequences of not really believing in anything. Choreographed maneuvers, too clever by half talking points. People have just had it
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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If you're bleeding internally you just uhh call around and compare health care plans. Make a budget spreadsheet and see what you can afford. Do I have to spell it out for you. I have a ballroom to build
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I gamed for like 5 hours straight yesterday (co-op), it was pretty great. Need more random mid week holidays.
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This is good, it made a lot of people angry (which is the point of reviews) but thinking about it I had a vision of a reviewer calling a game "quirky failslop" and starting WW3.
For Arc Raiders to ride the wave of human sociability all the way to the bank, while also being so contemptuous of the thing that makes us social animals in its own workflow demonstrates a lack of artistic integrity that I find impossible to ignore.

Our review: https://bit.ly/49bVn01
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I made a joke about this earlier and had to delete it because Elon is so stupid he just did it unironically but worse. Pain.
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Spent 9 months deporting people who work for a living and slapping a sales tax on everything, and now my advisors are saying the economy is getting bad?
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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The stat that blows my mind is that Israel killed more civilians in the first week after October 7 than Hamas has killed since it was founded 40 years ago
worth noting that, for the number of deaths of children on & since the 7th of october, a ratio of 5:50 is actually disproportionately in favour of israeli kids.
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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i just have to have mr stancil muted because every time i see his posts its like
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Triple labubus
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Dog not included
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Oh yeah? Explain this then.
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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The far right is obsessed with Lord of the Rings and Musk keeps posting about "hobbits" because modern scientific racism owes more to fantasy worlds and gaming systems than genetic science, and they see both as effective mediums for right-wing propaganda www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Why Elon Musk Needs Dungeons and Dragons to Be Racist
The fantastical roots of “scientific racism”
www.theatlantic.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM