Yikes is my catchphrase
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When all you wanted was a good paying job, but now you have to touch base, circle back, dive deep, be more impactful, come up with action plans, utilize your resources, go above and beyond, and piggyback off of what Susan said
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Me: *beating a dead horse* "This horse sucks at checkers lol"
April 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Me: *beating a dead horse* "This horse sucks at checkers lol"
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Weigh my options in this economy
May 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Weigh my options in this economy
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I may not be totally put together but at least I’ve never lost just one shoe in the middle of the road.
April 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I may not be totally put together but at least I’ve never lost just one shoe in the middle of the road.
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My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.
April 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.
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I might be annoying but at least I’ll never have a Substack
April 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I might be annoying but at least I’ll never have a Substack
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i love when i get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. babe, a lot of people miss me. Let's be competitive here
November 20, 2024 at 2:15 PM
i love when i get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. babe, a lot of people miss me. Let's be competitive here
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“A 1994 white Kevin” 🤣
April 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
“A 1994 white Kevin” 🤣
Struggling with cramps and therefore also my will to live
April 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Struggling with cramps and therefore also my will to live
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It’s called Good Friday cause they killed that Jesus fuck
April 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It’s called Good Friday cause they killed that Jesus fuck
God gave me permanent under eye bags because he knew I’d be too powerful without them
April 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
God gave me permanent under eye bags because he knew I’d be too powerful without them
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Kinda glad we eat clams. Why are they happier than me
April 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Kinda glad we eat clams. Why are they happier than me
First date idea we text our exes
April 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
First date idea we text our exes
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When you find a new song to obsess over and listen to exclusively for the next 10 days
April 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
When you find a new song to obsess over and listen to exclusively for the next 10 days
The city that never sleeps? How about the city that at least appreciates a good nap
April 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The city that never sleeps? How about the city that at least appreciates a good nap
Running into people from high school and asking if they got shorter
April 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Running into people from high school and asking if they got shorter
Happy and proud to announce that I’ve been off Hinge for a whole year! (I’m not in a relationship)
April 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Happy and proud to announce that I’ve been off Hinge for a whole year! (I’m not in a relationship)
Bro last night was a crashing economy
April 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Bro last night was a crashing economy
Bro last night was a stolen election
April 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Bro last night was a stolen election
Just got an email from my dentist, Smart Mouth Dental, for “SMD medical history forms.” They might not wanna go by their acronym
April 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Just got an email from my dentist, Smart Mouth Dental, for “SMD medical history forms.” They might not wanna go by their acronym
Might fuck around and wear platform sandals this season. Idc if I’m towering over you, I’m embracing Amazonian vibes all summer 2025
April 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Might fuck around and wear platform sandals this season. Idc if I’m towering over you, I’m embracing Amazonian vibes all summer 2025
If I was a tornado I would simply strike on the first Tuesday of the month at 10 am
April 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
If I was a tornado I would simply strike on the first Tuesday of the month at 10 am
Giving up going to mass for lent
April 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Giving up going to mass for lent
Your honor I plead the fourth, the fifth, the minor falls, the major lifts
March 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Your honor I plead the fourth, the fifth, the minor falls, the major lifts
Just saw someone on the streets of Chicago do a leprechaun heel click and that’s the energy I’m approaching this week with
March 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Just saw someone on the streets of Chicago do a leprechaun heel click and that’s the energy I’m approaching this week with
talking stage: 3 months
healing stage: 3 years
healing stage: 3 years
March 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
talking stage: 3 months
healing stage: 3 years
healing stage: 3 years