@rubenjames.bsky.social
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Stephen Miller wears Sex Panther
January 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Stephen Miller wears Sex Panther
Judge: what the fuck are you doing here?
(Only correct response)
(Only correct response)
January 5, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Judge: what the fuck are you doing here?
(Only correct response)
(Only correct response)
Guitar brethren? Question. Having dedicated 30 years to the guitar I’m mid at best. My son is 13. He’s been playing for one year and he doesn’t practice.
He’s better than me. It’s not even close. So much better it’s almost laughable.
Am ok to kick him out of the house.
(He also does the 67 thing)
He’s better than me. It’s not even close. So much better it’s almost laughable.
Am ok to kick him out of the house.
(He also does the 67 thing)
January 1, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Guitar brethren? Question. Having dedicated 30 years to the guitar I’m mid at best. My son is 13. He’s been playing for one year and he doesn’t practice.
He’s better than me. It’s not even close. So much better it’s almost laughable.
Am ok to kick him out of the house.
(He also does the 67 thing)
He’s better than me. It’s not even close. So much better it’s almost laughable.
Am ok to kick him out of the house.
(He also does the 67 thing)
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Gorgeous, frosty morning
December 26, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Gorgeous, frosty morning
Loved all my gift this Christmas especially this Puca by the brilliant @ciaraioch.bsky.social
Always loved Puca. Mischievous wee bastards!
Always loved Puca. Mischievous wee bastards!
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Loved all my gift this Christmas especially this Puca by the brilliant @ciaraioch.bsky.social
Always loved Puca. Mischievous wee bastards!
Always loved Puca. Mischievous wee bastards!
There a few kids a my daughters wee school who have a Christmas without a parent due to fairly recent tragedies. They are brave & wonderful & they’re families are immense
The fact that I didn’t get the prawns I needed is fucking laughable in the face of that.
Chill out. Enjoy it 🎄
(If you can)
The fact that I didn’t get the prawns I needed is fucking laughable in the face of that.
Chill out. Enjoy it 🎄
(If you can)
December 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
There a few kids a my daughters wee school who have a Christmas without a parent due to fairly recent tragedies. They are brave & wonderful & they’re families are immense
The fact that I didn’t get the prawns I needed is fucking laughable in the face of that.
Chill out. Enjoy it 🎄
(If you can)
The fact that I didn’t get the prawns I needed is fucking laughable in the face of that.
Chill out. Enjoy it 🎄
(If you can)
You truly realise you’ve raised entitled weans when you notice that they open all cards in a way designed to stop the cash from falling out!
December 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You truly realise you’ve raised entitled weans when you notice that they open all cards in a way designed to stop the cash from falling out!
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
I can’t think of I director ever who had a run of consecutive films as good as This is spinal tap, the sure thing, stand by me, the princess bride, when Harry met sally & Misery
Each a classic of the genre. Every one a masterpiece.
He also seemed to be a lovely man.
Each a classic of the genre. Every one a masterpiece.
He also seemed to be a lovely man.
December 15, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I can’t think of I director ever who had a run of consecutive films as good as This is spinal tap, the sure thing, stand by me, the princess bride, when Harry met sally & Misery
Each a classic of the genre. Every one a masterpiece.
He also seemed to be a lovely man.
Each a classic of the genre. Every one a masterpiece.
He also seemed to be a lovely man.
Cannot properly describe how proud I am of my little sis who graduated with a masters in law today. She’s a bad ass.
December 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Cannot properly describe how proud I am of my little sis who graduated with a masters in law today. She’s a bad ass.
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People complain about the January gym goers- well it’s December and I’d like to know what you’re all doing in our pubs.
December 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
People complain about the January gym goers- well it’s December and I’d like to know what you’re all doing in our pubs.
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Not to criticise Bonnie, but this is a lot of book time being used to look at a dress #LateLateToyShow
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Not to criticise Bonnie, but this is a lot of book time being used to look at a dress #LateLateToyShow
Spare a thought for this bbc journalist. The draw still has not started yet!
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Spare a thought for this bbc journalist. The draw still has not started yet!
So is Infantio just going to actually blow Trump on stage? Will they bring out a wee kneeler cushion or something?
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
So is Infantio just going to actually blow Trump on stage? Will they bring out a wee kneeler cushion or something?
I really want the fella who sings “Diarrhoea!” In the peptobismol ad to win an Oscar.
He’s clearly given up on his dream by taking that part, plus it’ll be funny when he would do Graham Norton and he reminds us all.
He’s clearly given up on his dream by taking that part, plus it’ll be funny when he would do Graham Norton and he reminds us all.
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I really want the fella who sings “Diarrhoea!” In the peptobismol ad to win an Oscar.
He’s clearly given up on his dream by taking that part, plus it’ll be funny when he would do Graham Norton and he reminds us all.
He’s clearly given up on his dream by taking that part, plus it’ll be funny when he would do Graham Norton and he reminds us all.
Just had a woman in who works in M&S. Reminded me of this thread, one of the few rays of sunshine on the hellscape.
Love it so much.
stmargarets.livejournal.com/155484.html?...
Love it so much.
stmargarets.livejournal.com/155484.html?...
A Christmas Story on Twitter
Just read the second tweet in each box starting with the third box. That's the way it copied over. It's short but covers a lot of ground. The most stressed out Ive ever been about Christmas was when I...
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December 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Just had a woman in who works in M&S. Reminded me of this thread, one of the few rays of sunshine on the hellscape.
Love it so much.
stmargarets.livejournal.com/155484.html?...
Love it so much.
stmargarets.livejournal.com/155484.html?...
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I’ve met plenty of angry vegans but everything else is bang on
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I’ve met plenty of angry vegans but everything else is bang on
In the words of sufjan, “put the lights, on the tree!” 🌲
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
In the words of sufjan, “put the lights, on the tree!” 🌲
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It’s sad that we need a dead man's emails to believe the testimony of hundreds of living women.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It’s sad that we need a dead man's emails to believe the testimony of hundreds of living women.