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Santa brought my teenage son porn this Christmas! #filth
December 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Loved all my gift this Christmas especially this Puca by the brilliant @ciaraioch.bsky.social

Always loved Puca. Mischievous wee bastards!
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Poetry
December 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Spare a thought for this bbc journalist. The draw still has not started yet!
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The Portland frogs!
October 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Portland was always on the edge. A tinderbox. Always close to exploding.
It only took a nudge from the Trump Administration to turn the city into one massive . . . flaming lips concert!
October 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
But my fav is this limited edition Johnny marr, made out of a seatbelt.
September 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I’ve a TGI leather padded strap for my heavier guitars.
September 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Plaid? Tom would never!
September 17, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Does this mean I have to kill those Lynels again?
September 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Seat 10.
“Darling, have you seen my kickin boots!?! The pointy ones!”
September 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Something I will never, ever understand is the purchasing of pre-distressed guitars. If you own a really cool beaten up tele? Cool. Bet there are stories behind that! But to pay extra for one that had been artfully wrecked on purpose seems weird. Each to their own I suppose.
August 31, 2025 at 10:35 AM
See!
August 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
F19 stealth fighter on the Amiga 500. There was a card cutout that lay over your keyboards to help you with the controls? But you actually had to read the manual! I’ve read shorter Russian novels!
August 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
August 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Chef kiss!
August 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I’m shocked is say! Shocked!
July 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Strat player II with Seymour duncans.
July 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
@guitarmoog.bsky.social my days better than your day! Na na na na naaaa!
July 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Decided to venture into the boys room, just in case there might be a cup or two.
June 19, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Got a switch 2 today. The most advanced Nintendo ever with a high definition screen. It came with cutting edge games.

I’m playing Dr Mario from the N64 in about 2000 on it.
June 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
June 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
May 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I got this on insta so I’m not sure about the veracity of these facts, but fuckin hell!
May 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM