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Leif Боднарчук 🍁 🇺🇦
@leifb73.bsky.social
Belfast & Larne via Toronto 🍁 Слава Україні 🇺🇦
Professional guitar technician. 🏍️ 🛠️
ADHD, smidge autistic.
He/him
A House of Dynamite is a load of balls. Good – nay! Great! – to a point. And then… fuck away off.
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Fixed it!
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I’m grateful to the USA for two people: Leo Fender and Les Paul.

Think that’s it.
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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The Pedo-Protector Prez ordered a brand new distraction & the Dept. of War (actually the Dept. of Defense: a mini-distraction within a distraction, no extra charge!) is delivering by expanding our ongoing unlawful policy of randomly bombing the tiny boats of fishermen with no due process whatsoever.
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I did stuff to Van Morrison’s guitar.
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
One of the neighbourhood cats (who basically lives with us now) has gained SO much weight. She’s fuckin huge and it’s hard not to laugh.
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Bring me your lesbian mom. I’ll turn her straight.
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Guy opposite my workshop has set up a pop-up jazz café, and the coffee smells amazing. I don’t drink coffee, but I love the aroma ☕️

And the hifi vibes are REAL. Music is good.
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I was in two minds as to whether sex with a minor (say 16-17, and yes, you can still call it rape) is fair to label as pedophilia. Part of me thinks the term should be reserved for the unimaginably hideous sickos who target very young kids.

But…

Maybe the shame is a deterrent.
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 AM
📻 Might treat myself to a morning without radio.

Oh who am I kidding, I just LOVE to hear callers scapegoating immigrants. Can’t get enough NOM NOM NOM gimme all those ignorant hot takes Daddy loves them 🙄
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 7:24 AM
“POOL ZE STRING!!!”

Name the film that line comes from, and you get a week’s grace from a boot in the hole.
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hey where can I get those grey shipping bags for clothes, locally?
#belfast
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I am slowly getting into Vinted.
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Pardon my ignorance, but I was under the impression that ‘barely legal’ meant like 18 and a day. Not 15 years old. Jesus.
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Valerie Thomas (1943) is an African American badass scientist.
She invented the illusion transmitter in 1980.
She helped develop the digital media formats that image processing systems used in NASA's Landsat program.
Her [very cool!] NASA photo next to a stack of computer tapes, 1979.
#WomenInSTEM 🧪
November 21, 2024 at 8:33 PM
I think Trump will recover unscathed from the Epstein stuff.

I will be OVERJOYED to be wrong on this. I’d prefer him to crash and burn into a sex offenders’ prison.
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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[first date]

ME: How do you spend your free time?

HER: I read a lot. I enjoy studying the big questions. Like... Do we have free will? Does God exist? Is our universe real? What do you think about?

ME: I've always wondered how Dumbo's hat stayed on when he was flying.
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It actually *is* an interesting question:
“How come the government can find accommodation for asylum seekers, but not military vets?”

Well.

1: it’s a damn sad situation to exploit; pitting one group of unfortunates against another in a zero-sum game.
2: does the MoD talk to the Home Office?
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
You know what I like? Beans n toast, but the toast is all ripped up into lil bits, and mixed in with the beans. In a bowl, of course.
Is that a thing, or have I revolutionised this iconic dish?
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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A delivery of wood chip for mulching in our sensory area. Rescue cow Widget decided she would spread it of course in the wrong area. Naughty pen Widget
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
In years to come, people will be like “Epstein was a monster, yes, but you have to admit, he excelled at record-keeping”
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Note how this is obfuscating: "A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is 'dirty' is not a whole news story."

Guy 1: Notorious sexual offender.
Guy 2: Reporter at a leading national newspaper.
Guy 3: Candidate for president.
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM