Mary C
@maryocarolan.bsky.social
The Chief Brody of wasps. Cat herder. Buzzkill.
If I throw a big enough tantrum do you think FIFA could make up a prize for applied physics and give it to me?
It’s been a while since I was a toddler, but I’ve had a couple of my own so I think I could give it a go 🤔
It’s been a while since I was a toddler, but I’ve had a couple of my own so I think I could give it a go 🤔
December 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
If I throw a big enough tantrum do you think FIFA could make up a prize for applied physics and give it to me?
It’s been a while since I was a toddler, but I’ve had a couple of my own so I think I could give it a go 🤔
It’s been a while since I was a toddler, but I’ve had a couple of my own so I think I could give it a go 🤔
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The Four Stages of #LateLateToyShow emotion
December 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The Four Stages of #LateLateToyShow emotion
Book Weans. Always. The wee pilot! 😍
#LateLateToyShow
#LateLateToyShow
December 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Book Weans. Always. The wee pilot! 😍
#LateLateToyShow
#LateLateToyShow
Bonnie, sweetheart, what a dress! The weight of it alone😯
#LateLateToyShow
#LateLateToyShow
December 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Bonnie, sweetheart, what a dress! The weight of it alone😯
#LateLateToyShow
#LateLateToyShow
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You see Captain, it was the 32 County Toy Show vehicular parade that led directly to Irish re-unification in the 2020s. #LateLateToyShow
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You see Captain, it was the 32 County Toy Show vehicular parade that led directly to Irish re-unification in the 2020s. #LateLateToyShow
I live for the parade of wheeled vehicles 😍
#LateLateToyShow
#LateLateToyShow
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I live for the parade of wheeled vehicles 😍
#LateLateToyShow
#LateLateToyShow
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Roy Keane helping a kid with Tourette's suspended in the air to grab toys for children in hospital. I fucking love this country #LateLateToyShow
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Roy Keane helping a kid with Tourette's suspended in the air to grab toys for children in hospital. I fucking love this country #LateLateToyShow
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Literally everyone watching the #LateLateToyShow right now
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Literally everyone watching the #LateLateToyShow right now
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This is ART. Someone give the #LateLateToyShow producers a raise.
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This is ART. Someone give the #LateLateToyShow producers a raise.
Roy Keane is smiling and there’s no dog in sight 😯
#LateLateToyShow
#LateLateToyShow
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Roy Keane is smiling and there’s no dog in sight 😯
#LateLateToyShow
#LateLateToyShow
Ach jeepers, wee Keelan 🥺
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Ach jeepers, wee Keelan 🥺
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Toy Show: This is Child 1
Ireland: I would die for Child 1
Toy Show: Goodbye Child 1. Now welcome Child 2
Ireland: Never mind, Child 1 is dead to me. I love Child 2 now.
#Toyshow #LateLateToyShow
Ireland: I would die for Child 1
Toy Show: Goodbye Child 1. Now welcome Child 2
Ireland: Never mind, Child 1 is dead to me. I love Child 2 now.
#Toyshow #LateLateToyShow
December 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Toy Show: This is Child 1
Ireland: I would die for Child 1
Toy Show: Goodbye Child 1. Now welcome Child 2
Ireland: Never mind, Child 1 is dead to me. I love Child 2 now.
#Toyshow #LateLateToyShow
Ireland: I would die for Child 1
Toy Show: Goodbye Child 1. Now welcome Child 2
Ireland: Never mind, Child 1 is dead to me. I love Child 2 now.
#Toyshow #LateLateToyShow
Toy show prep complete.
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Toy show prep complete.
Attempted Christmas shopping leads to the inevitable question: would da be prepared to wear a red jumper? It’s good quality, it’s warm and he feels the cold, but it is *red*.
He tends to favour more of an assassin aesthetic, so red may be a bridge too far 🤔
He tends to favour more of an assassin aesthetic, so red may be a bridge too far 🤔
December 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Attempted Christmas shopping leads to the inevitable question: would da be prepared to wear a red jumper? It’s good quality, it’s warm and he feels the cold, but it is *red*.
He tends to favour more of an assassin aesthetic, so red may be a bridge too far 🤔
He tends to favour more of an assassin aesthetic, so red may be a bridge too far 🤔
Look at this unholy snarl of entropy:
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Look at this unholy snarl of entropy:
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 AM
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.
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Remember:
Juries are important not so much for the powers they have, but for the powers they prevent others from having.
Juries are important not so much for the powers they have, but for the powers they prevent others from having.
December 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Remember:
Juries are important not so much for the powers they have, but for the powers they prevent others from having.
Juries are important not so much for the powers they have, but for the powers they prevent others from having.
I’m going to let the Scots have that one 😁
Your annual reminder that the most revealing difference between Irish and Scottish Gaelic is definitely in the words for December: Mí na Nollag (Month of Christmas) in Ireland, and An Dubhlachd (the Blackness) in Scotland. So once again may I wish you all a lovely Blackness.
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I’m going to let the Scots have that one 😁
Barefoot Contessa festive is on food network soon.
Thrilled.
I want to watch the ludicrously wealthy lady assemble snackies for her equally wealth and often fabulous friends in her Hamptons mansion.
Others are for cooking instruction, Ina Garten Is for vibes.
Thrilled.
I want to watch the ludicrously wealthy lady assemble snackies for her equally wealth and often fabulous friends in her Hamptons mansion.
Others are for cooking instruction, Ina Garten Is for vibes.
December 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Barefoot Contessa festive is on food network soon.
Thrilled.
I want to watch the ludicrously wealthy lady assemble snackies for her equally wealth and often fabulous friends in her Hamptons mansion.
Others are for cooking instruction, Ina Garten Is for vibes.
Thrilled.
I want to watch the ludicrously wealthy lady assemble snackies for her equally wealth and often fabulous friends in her Hamptons mansion.
Others are for cooking instruction, Ina Garten Is for vibes.
Oh no!
My godfather went to the 1980 FA cup final and returned, triumphant, with a 3ft tall claret and blue teddy bear for me, called Billy Bonds.
My mother hated that bear, and one day he disappeared…
My godfather went to the 1980 FA cup final and returned, triumphant, with a 3ft tall claret and blue teddy bear for me, called Billy Bonds.
My mother hated that bear, and one day he disappeared…
November 30, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Oh no!
My godfather went to the 1980 FA cup final and returned, triumphant, with a 3ft tall claret and blue teddy bear for me, called Billy Bonds.
My mother hated that bear, and one day he disappeared…
My godfather went to the 1980 FA cup final and returned, triumphant, with a 3ft tall claret and blue teddy bear for me, called Billy Bonds.
My mother hated that bear, and one day he disappeared…
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CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR
😁
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
😁
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Away with the dotard, to the jail with him!
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Away with the dotard, to the jail with him!
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Convinced that this instrument was made for the Nigel Tufnel of 19th century Milan:
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Convinced that this instrument was made for the Nigel Tufnel of 19th century Milan: