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RougeTiger
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Making this account for when the other site finally burns. He/him
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Since 2018, Hallmark has made these movies:

Time for Me to Come Home for Christmas

Time for You to Come Home for Christmas

Time for Us to Come Home for Christmas

Time for Them to Come Home for Christmas

Time for Him to Come Home for Christmas

Time for Her to Come Home For Christmas

(1/2)
November 18, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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[Batman at McDonald's]
What's your chicken sandwich called?

-A McChicken

And the rib sandwich?

-A McRib

[pulls out his batwallet] I like your style.
November 17, 2024 at 1:40 PM
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I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
Bluesky is number 1.
November 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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Film Bluesky always bemoans the lack of creativity in Hollywood and superhero fatigue and yet when we finally get a truly original piece of blockbuster cinema like Red One you let it flop. Don’t blame me when studios stop funding passion projects like this
‘RED ONE’ opens with $34M domestically.

Budget was $250M.
November 18, 2024 at 6:22 AM
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You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James
November 18, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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A Russian spy, a Fox News weekend co-host, and a child rapist walk into the White House

The President says, "Let's get this Cabinet meeting started!"
November 14, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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donald trump gave elon musk the second controller and kept it unplugged
the DOGE agency will not have the authority to reallocate funds (nor would that be constitutional), it is a PR tool to create the impression that government spending is inherently wasteful and build political momentum for spending cuts
Hypothetical. I'm curious what people think. If the DOGE agency worked on the premise that half of all savings in a federal program were distributed as increased benefits to qualified recipients, would you consider the details ?
November 15, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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I can think of millions who are at least this stupid.
November 15, 2024 at 4:50 AM
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Now it's time for some spooky satire
November 14, 2024 at 11:36 AM
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oh hell yeah the weird guys are finally here this is what i've been waiting for
Yupppp exactly
November 15, 2024 at 12:27 PM
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In the Age of Misinformation, let's remember these headlines after the Titanic sank.

During wireless chatter, someone asked: "Are the Titanic passengers safe?” An answer came: "The ship is being towed to Halifax and everyone is ok." That 2nd transmission didnt refer to the Titanic, hence the error.
November 15, 2024 at 12:02 PM
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THE EGGMAN EVOLUTION IS FUCKING AWESOME TO SEE
November 14, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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not fox news eating the onion
Fox News: "The Onion has 4.3 trillion daily readers."
November 14, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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this is no different than giving your younger brother a controller that isn't plugged in and telling him he's helping
November 15, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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classic libbed up moment!
November 15, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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Many commentators say that vigilante groups are never the answer. But they clearly don't know about the masked Ecuadorian trio named “Acción Ortográfica Quito,” who roam the streets at night with a singular purpose: to correct all the spelling and grammar mistakes they find in graffiti.
November 15, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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I just wish there was a videogame where I could go in guns blazing, OR take the stealthy approach...
November 13, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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i can’t wait to get polio and other fun old diseases
November 14, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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November 14, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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it might be hard and a long journey but a better world is possible
November 15, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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November 14, 2024 at 9:40 AM
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gotta admit any reaction to the onion buying infowars more complicated than "lol that's pretty funny" is baffling to me
November 14, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
November 14, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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Underrated joke from the original TMNT...
November 14, 2024 at 12:26 AM