Russell the Love Muscle 💪
@rpg-volley.bsky.social
We’re in the shit now, somebody’s gotta shovel it.
Pinned
I think I’m shutting off for a bit. Beep boop. 🤖
Yesterday in active duty military officers… one walks over and looks at the TV.
“Protesting? Again? Don’t these people have jobs? That’s a job you could get, Russ. Paid protester.”
“Hell yea. Rather be a paid protester than fuckin’ ICE, homie.”
“Protesting? Again? Don’t these people have jobs? That’s a job you could get, Russ. Paid protester.”
“Hell yea. Rather be a paid protester than fuckin’ ICE, homie.”
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Yesterday in active duty military officers… one walks over and looks at the TV.
“Protesting? Again? Don’t these people have jobs? That’s a job you could get, Russ. Paid protester.”
“Hell yea. Rather be a paid protester than fuckin’ ICE, homie.”
“Protesting? Again? Don’t these people have jobs? That’s a job you could get, Russ. Paid protester.”
“Hell yea. Rather be a paid protester than fuckin’ ICE, homie.”
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Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
She got Lithium’ed.
Me: Do you know what this song is?
10yo daughter:
Me: It's from the 90s.
10yo daughter:
Me:
10yo daughter: That's all you ever say about songs in this car.
10yo daughter:
Me: It's from the 90s.
10yo daughter:
Me:
10yo daughter: That's all you ever say about songs in this car.
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
She got Lithium’ed.
@ywfyf.com we gotta start a Woke Dads of Blue Sky thirst-trap Instagram account
Tim Miller makes a plea for more straight, woke influencers: "This is a message for hot straight men with muscles who work out, and who are also woke. We just need you to just do a little bit of commentary."
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
@ywfyf.com we gotta start a Woke Dads of Blue Sky thirst-trap Instagram account
Taxing the rich is the compromise position.
#TeamOrca
"Docked in Spain, Google co-founder Sergey Brin's $450 million megayacht is so big, just to keep its air-conditioning, spa, and pools running, it devours enough electricity every day to light up 580 average American homes, even when the billionaire is not on board" - Luxurylaunches
"Docked in Spain, Google co-founder Sergey Brin's $450 million megayacht is so big, just to keep its air-conditioning, spa, and pools running, it devours enough electricity every day to light up 580 average American homes, even when the billionaire is not on board" - Luxurylaunches
Docked in Spain, Google co-founder Sergey Brin's $450 million megayacht is so big that just to keep its air-conditioning, spa, and pools running, it quietly devours enough electricity every day to lig...
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November 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Taxing the rich is the compromise position.
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
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Man, I can’t describe the despair I feel looking at those works.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Man, I can’t describe the despair I feel looking at those works.
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
Tax billionaires.
Anyway my platform is that we should all be fucking more and in order to do that everybody needs healthcare and housing.
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Tax billionaires.
Man, what’s it gonna take for Peter Thiel to put the 25th Amendment casette in his Teddy Ruxpin?
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Man, what’s it gonna take for Peter Thiel to put the 25th Amendment casette in his Teddy Ruxpin?
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I guess it would look especially bad if Trump had, say, spent decades cultivating ties to sleazy tabloid journalists and gossip columnists. Trading various favors including exclusive access in exchange for killing stories about his sexual exploits. Maybe culminating in 34 felony convictions...
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I guess it would look especially bad if Trump had, say, spent decades cultivating ties to sleazy tabloid journalists and gossip columnists. Trading various favors including exclusive access in exchange for killing stories about his sexual exploits. Maybe culminating in 34 felony convictions...
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Dec 2015: Epstein to Wolff: 'Trump knew, what should I do?'
Dec 2015: Wolff to Epstein 'blackmail him!'
Mid-2016: Wolff gets full access to the Trump campaign and then White House.
Hmmmm
Dec 2015: Wolff to Epstein 'blackmail him!'
Mid-2016: Wolff gets full access to the Trump campaign and then White House.
Hmmmm
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Dec 2015: Epstein to Wolff: 'Trump knew, what should I do?'
Dec 2015: Wolff to Epstein 'blackmail him!'
Mid-2016: Wolff gets full access to the Trump campaign and then White House.
Hmmmm
Dec 2015: Wolff to Epstein 'blackmail him!'
Mid-2016: Wolff gets full access to the Trump campaign and then White House.
Hmmmm
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In frogs we trust.
October 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
In frogs we trust.
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It Turns Out the Emperor Tiberius Used His Famous 'Villa Paedophila' for Paedophilia
by G. Suetonius Tranquillus
by G. Suetonius Tranquillus
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It Turns Out the Emperor Tiberius Used His Famous 'Villa Paedophila' for Paedophilia
by G. Suetonius Tranquillus
by G. Suetonius Tranquillus
This whole experience is definitely making me meaner and more of an asshole, so, there’s that.
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This whole experience is definitely making me meaner and more of an asshole, so, there’s that.
“Happy holidays!”*
*The holidays:
Shutdown Edgelordism 🏛️
Taylor Swift Drop 💃🏻
Halloween 🎃
Mourning the Edmund Fitzgerald 🚢
Veterans Day 🎖️
Christmas Soft-Launch 🎄
The Un-Shutdownening 🏛️
Mankind Unites in a Single Day of Comity and Brotherhood to Hate on Army-Navy 🍼👶
*The holidays:
Shutdown Edgelordism 🏛️
Taylor Swift Drop 💃🏻
Halloween 🎃
Mourning the Edmund Fitzgerald 🚢
Veterans Day 🎖️
Christmas Soft-Launch 🎄
The Un-Shutdownening 🏛️
Mankind Unites in a Single Day of Comity and Brotherhood to Hate on Army-Navy 🍼👶
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
“Happy holidays!”*
*The holidays:
Shutdown Edgelordism 🏛️
Taylor Swift Drop 💃🏻
Halloween 🎃
Mourning the Edmund Fitzgerald 🚢
Veterans Day 🎖️
Christmas Soft-Launch 🎄
The Un-Shutdownening 🏛️
Mankind Unites in a Single Day of Comity and Brotherhood to Hate on Army-Navy 🍼👶
*The holidays:
Shutdown Edgelordism 🏛️
Taylor Swift Drop 💃🏻
Halloween 🎃
Mourning the Edmund Fitzgerald 🚢
Veterans Day 🎖️
Christmas Soft-Launch 🎄
The Un-Shutdownening 🏛️
Mankind Unites in a Single Day of Comity and Brotherhood to Hate on Army-Navy 🍼👶
Now that the shutdown is over can the people who got fired this summer go back to being the main characters?
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Now that the shutdown is over can the people who got fired this summer go back to being the main characters?
I for one am looking forward to Tommy Tuberville getting primaried by a racehorse once gifted to Don Jr by MbS.
America has long feared it would suffer the same fate as the Roman republic, but never quite truly appreciated how utterly absurd Roman elites had become by the time of the late republic.
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I for one am looking forward to Tommy Tuberville getting primaried by a racehorse once gifted to Don Jr by MbS.
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Honestly it's the platonic ideal of national Dem politics to elect Gerry Connolly as ranking member of the House Oversight Committee only to have him DIE IN OFFICE RIGHT BEFORE THE EPSTEIN FILES WERE RELEASED
Fuck ranking member, give AOC a sword and let her sort this shit out
Fuck ranking member, give AOC a sword and let her sort this shit out
I haven't seen a full index of names from the files but I suspect that Dems are going to have to cut off a lot of national figures soon. I've never seen the base this angry, now is the time to clean house and find fresh blood untainted by association with a sex trafficker of children
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Honestly it's the platonic ideal of national Dem politics to elect Gerry Connolly as ranking member of the House Oversight Committee only to have him DIE IN OFFICE RIGHT BEFORE THE EPSTEIN FILES WERE RELEASED
Fuck ranking member, give AOC a sword and let her sort this shit out
Fuck ranking member, give AOC a sword and let her sort this shit out
Would.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Would.
Just finished episode 1 and by god I love prestige television about nominating conventions and the Oneida Free Love Colony
Since no one asked, yes, “Death by Lightning” is great. I recommend. Surface from the slop-wading. Take a break. Get a snack. Then dive in.
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Just finished episode 1 and by god I love prestige television about nominating conventions and the Oneida Free Love Colony
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
The best way to avoid these people is - when a person of note dies - do they immediately post a photo of themselves and that person together on all their socials? If so, never interact with them again.
Whats so unnerving, among many other aspects of the whole sordid Epstein miasma, is how incestuous the world of these elites are. Everyone knows everyone. The personal, social, and professional spheres all overlap.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The best way to avoid these people is - when a person of note dies - do they immediately post a photo of themselves and that person together on all their socials? If so, never interact with them again.
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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we have an elite impunity problem and a lot of the people and institutions that nominally oppose Trump will burn down their own before admitting that this helped produce him
I've said it many times before and Andrew Cuomo is making me say it again: we don't have a cancellation problem. We have never had a cancellation problem. To the contrary, we have a problem that "disgrace" is a very temporary embarrassment— an brief entr'acte more than an intermission.
June 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
we have an elite impunity problem and a lot of the people and institutions that nominally oppose Trump will burn down their own before admitting that this helped produce him