Russell the Love Muscle 💪
@rpg-volley.bsky.social
We’re in the shit now, somebody’s gotta shovel it.
Me four martinis deep at Old Ebbitt on a random Tuesday to anyone still wearing their White House badge.
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Me four martinis deep at Old Ebbitt on a random Tuesday to anyone still wearing their White House badge.
The girl he told you not to worry about.
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The girl he told you not to worry about.
Late the 27th, the totes come up from the basement.
Sunrise the 28th, my 32’ ladder clanks against the gutter to hang 10 strands of alternating blue- and green-frosted C7s.
Dinnertime the 28th, the girls and I are putting together this year’s dining room table Lego decoration.
Sunrise the 28th, my 32’ ladder clanks against the gutter to hang 10 strands of alternating blue- and green-frosted C7s.
Dinnertime the 28th, the girls and I are putting together this year’s dining room table Lego decoration.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Late the 27th, the totes come up from the basement.
Sunrise the 28th, my 32’ ladder clanks against the gutter to hang 10 strands of alternating blue- and green-frosted C7s.
Dinnertime the 28th, the girls and I are putting together this year’s dining room table Lego decoration.
Sunrise the 28th, my 32’ ladder clanks against the gutter to hang 10 strands of alternating blue- and green-frosted C7s.
Dinnertime the 28th, the girls and I are putting together this year’s dining room table Lego decoration.
There should’ve been a 1989 Oscars category for Most Iconic Lines. This movie should’ve been nominated twice but then lost to Batman, with its three nominations for “ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight,” “never rub another man’s rhubarb,” and “you wanna get nuts,come on, let’s get nuts!”
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
There should’ve been a 1989 Oscars category for Most Iconic Lines. This movie should’ve been nominated twice but then lost to Batman, with its three nominations for “ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight,” “never rub another man’s rhubarb,” and “you wanna get nuts,come on, let’s get nuts!”
✅ Halloween was successful.
✅ The crew of the Edmund Fitzgerald has been remembered.
✅ Veterans Day has been observed, and
✅ at sundown begins the Christmas 🎄 soft-launch.
Sincerely,
the jolliest asshole this side of the nut-house
✅ The crew of the Edmund Fitzgerald has been remembered.
✅ Veterans Day has been observed, and
✅ at sundown begins the Christmas 🎄 soft-launch.
Sincerely,
the jolliest asshole this side of the nut-house
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
✅ Halloween was successful.
✅ The crew of the Edmund Fitzgerald has been remembered.
✅ Veterans Day has been observed, and
✅ at sundown begins the Christmas 🎄 soft-launch.
Sincerely,
the jolliest asshole this side of the nut-house
✅ The crew of the Edmund Fitzgerald has been remembered.
✅ Veterans Day has been observed, and
✅ at sundown begins the Christmas 🎄 soft-launch.
Sincerely,
the jolliest asshole this side of the nut-house
New rule: if you post something funny but without alt text, we get to steal your joke and repost it with alt text without crediting you.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
New rule: if you post something funny but without alt text, we get to steal your joke and repost it with alt text without crediting you.
Someone’s peepaw had a hell of a name.
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Someone’s peepaw had a hell of a name.
Rules are rules.
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Rules are rules.
@uticaeric.bsky.social we should sign up
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
@uticaeric.bsky.social we should sign up
One of these jobs is for a large-headed brainless muppet to engage in pointless spectacle for the entertainment of drunk, braying, red-hatted fans and its masters in Washington, and one of these jobs is Racing President.
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
One of these jobs is for a large-headed brainless muppet to engage in pointless spectacle for the entertainment of drunk, braying, red-hatted fans and its masters in Washington, and one of these jobs is Racing President.
Tag yourself I’m “miscellaneous radical policies.”
This came my way from a guy who was supposed to be a state-level sub-cabinet official and refers to being a part-time brigade commander as a “CEO” position.
This was on LinkedIn.
This came my way from a guy who was supposed to be a state-level sub-cabinet official and refers to being a part-time brigade commander as a “CEO” position.
This was on LinkedIn.
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Tag yourself I’m “miscellaneous radical policies.”
This came my way from a guy who was supposed to be a state-level sub-cabinet official and refers to being a part-time brigade commander as a “CEO” position.
This was on LinkedIn.
This came my way from a guy who was supposed to be a state-level sub-cabinet official and refers to being a part-time brigade commander as a “CEO” position.
This was on LinkedIn.
Annnnd martial arts Hello Kitty
October 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Annnnd martial arts Hello Kitty
“I want a kitten playing with a yarn ball!”
Kid, please, just pick a popular cartoon character that I can google “[character] pumpkin carving pattern.”
Kid, please, just pick a popular cartoon character that I can google “[character] pumpkin carving pattern.”
October 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
“I want a kitten playing with a yarn ball!”
Kid, please, just pick a popular cartoon character that I can google “[character] pumpkin carving pattern.”
Kid, please, just pick a popular cartoon character that I can google “[character] pumpkin carving pattern.”
OKAY FIRST OF ALL HE’S THE VILNIUS SCHOOLMASTER AND HIS WIFE DIDN’T LEAVE HIM, SHE DIED.
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
OKAY FIRST OF ALL HE’S THE VILNIUS SCHOOLMASTER AND HIS WIFE DIDN’T LEAVE HIM, SHE DIED.
Close one. Day 16,000-something. Keeping the streak alive!
October 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Close one. Day 16,000-something. Keeping the streak alive!
(Courtesy of the wonderful @brooklynmarie.bsky.social)
October 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
(Courtesy of the wonderful @brooklynmarie.bsky.social)
Wordsworth was talking about AWS
October 20, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Wordsworth was talking about AWS
Somewhere, there’s a cable executive with an M7 MBA making $2 million a year for his idea “eight consecutive hours of The Office daily.”
October 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Somewhere, there’s a cable executive with an M7 MBA making $2 million a year for his idea “eight consecutive hours of The Office daily.”
Showing off your West Exec parking pass at Whole Foods is femtopenis energy.
October 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Showing off your West Exec parking pass at Whole Foods is femtopenis energy.
American labor has absolutely lost the fucking plot.
October 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
American labor has absolutely lost the fucking plot.
CH (LTC) Leo Pontifex XIV
October 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
CH (LTC) Leo Pontifex XIV
I would do some begging-on-my-knees-in-a-silk-shirt-in-the-rain-like-in-an-R & B-video shit for this flag.
October 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I would do some begging-on-my-knees-in-a-silk-shirt-in-the-rain-like-in-an-R & B-video shit for this flag.