OPERATION STEPSISTER STUCK IN THE DRYER

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The cul de sac went quiet.

Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless.

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a thug with a “𝖂𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖔𝖕𝖑𝖊” forearm tattoo shooting into a crowd of protesters - forever.

Fuck it, I’m going back to the Maxim Magazines I kept from the war.

Me four martinis deep at Old Ebbitt on a random Tuesday to anyone still wearing their White House badge.

Move over, Sorkin. There will never be a more discomfiting show about shamelessly striving DC People than what Matthew Macfadyen’s been able to pull off in Death By Lightning. I can name a thousand Guiteaus staffing in the House, Senate, and the Executive Branch.

Man, I can’t describe the despair I feel looking at those works.

Not very mighty of ye.

I’ve never in my life wanted a politician’s fundraising texts and emails like this.

Ohio be fucking up the vice presidency like “and i’ll fucking do it again”

So, you see, a cassette was like a tiny holder for magnetically encoded tape… to hold music… like an iPod…

So, you see, an iPod is like a tiny holder for- y’know what, fuck it

I guess it would look especially bad if Trump had, say, spent decades cultivating ties to sleazy tabloid journalists and gossip columnists. Trading various favors including exclusive access in exchange for killing stories about his sexual exploits. Maybe culminating in 34 felony convictions...

Dec 2015: Epstein to Wolff: 'Trump knew, what should I do?'

Dec 2015: Wolff to Epstein 'blackmail him!'

Mid-2016: Wolff gets full access to the Trump campaign and then White House.

Hmmmm

“DANGLING DONG?”