Austin Robert
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$22M of dead cap sounds like a lot but then you remember the Bucks are spending $23M on Kuzma which is basically the same thing
July 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
$22M of dead cap sounds like a lot but then you remember the Bucks are spending $23M on Kuzma which is basically the same thing
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Honestly I have never seen anything like what Troy Weaver has accomplished in the last 3 days
June 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Honestly I have never seen anything like what Troy Weaver has accomplished in the last 3 days
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That’s rough week of GMing before we even get to “knowingly added Jordan Poole to his roster”
Trades a top-4 protected Pacers pick back to the Pacers who do not have Hali next year for No. 23
And
trades No. 23 and next year’s unprotected first (better of Pels or Bucks) for a center who does not shoot
EITHER of those should trigger the league to saddle you with multiple Colangelos
And
trades No. 23 and next year’s unprotected first (better of Pels or Bucks) for a center who does not shoot
EITHER of those should trigger the league to saddle you with multiple Colangelos
Joe Dumars being back is the greatest thing that could happen for NBA content. Just ordering up madness on both burner phones
June 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
That’s rough week of GMing before we even get to “knowingly added Jordan Poole to his roster”
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I said that I won’t judge Dumars until tonight.
Giving away multiple bites at a top tier lotto pick, including their own, while taking over a 21-61 team, is frigging inexcusable.
Giving away multiple bites at a top tier lotto pick, including their own, while taking over a 21-61 team, is frigging inexcusable.
June 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I said that I won’t judge Dumars until tonight.
Giving away multiple bites at a top tier lotto pick, including their own, while taking over a 21-61 team, is frigging inexcusable.
Giving away multiple bites at a top tier lotto pick, including their own, while taking over a 21-61 team, is frigging inexcusable.
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This nails it. This goes beyond player evaluation. This frankly shows complete organizational negligence about where this team currently stands and the obvious downside risk that next season presents.
There is NO PLAYER available at #13 worth making that bet on, no matter how high you are on them.
There is NO PLAYER available at #13 worth making that bet on, no matter how high you are on them.
To be perfectly clear: the draft picks themselves could be home runs. I truly hope that they are! But the process for both of those draft pick trades is so incredibly flawed that it just screams incompetence. The Pacers trade was unnecessarily rushed, and there's no defense for the 2026 pick return.
June 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This nails it. This goes beyond player evaluation. This frankly shows complete organizational negligence about where this team currently stands and the obvious downside risk that next season presents.
There is NO PLAYER available at #13 worth making that bet on, no matter how high you are on them.
There is NO PLAYER available at #13 worth making that bet on, no matter how high you are on them.
Ngl if my team passed on Luka and then traded Haliburton... That shit would break me fr.
May 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Ngl if my team passed on Luka and then traded Haliburton... That shit would break me fr.
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I'm the guy who is very worried about how few people are going to watch the finals of the league that produces over 11 billion dollars of revenue every season.
May 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I'm the guy who is very worried about how few people are going to watch the finals of the league that produces over 11 billion dollars of revenue every season.
I wonder if we didn't spend billions bombing children if we could afford a functioning power grid.
May 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I wonder if we didn't spend billions bombing children if we could afford a functioning power grid.
Around the Horn ending is a little emotional for me. I watched the show every single day after school. Getting off the school bus, grabbing a snack, and putting on Around the Horn was a quintessential routine of my childhood.
May 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Around the Horn ending is a little emotional for me. I watched the show every single day after school. Getting off the school bus, grabbing a snack, and putting on Around the Horn was a quintessential routine of my childhood.
Knicks officially cooked. You love to see it.
May 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Knicks officially cooked. You love to see it.
Erhm we are actually only killing 14,000 children per year ☝️
May 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Erhm we are actually only killing 14,000 children per year ☝️
Capitalism breeds innovation.
The innovation:
The innovation:
May 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Capitalism breeds innovation.
The innovation:
The innovation:
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Thinking about that scene in Succession, where Roman offers the kid $1 million if he can hit a HR in the softball game. Then they tag the kid out at the plate as he’s trying to score. Cruelty is the entire point here, and it’s absolutely disgusting.
Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show—titled “The American”—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.
Noem Plots Reality Show Where Migrants Fight for Citizenship
A Homeland Security official told the Daily Beast that the show is in the early stages of vetting, though approval has not been given—or denied.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Thinking about that scene in Succession, where Roman offers the kid $1 million if he can hit a HR in the softball game. Then they tag the kid out at the plate as he’s trying to score. Cruelty is the entire point here, and it’s absolutely disgusting.
Should we talk about how god damn lucky the Spurs have been lately. They win the 2023 Wemby sweepstakes, they move up 1 spot in 2024 to #4 and also the Raptors move down 2 spots so they got #8 instead of the Raptors keeping it, then in 2025 they jump all the way to #2.
May 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Should we talk about how god damn lucky the Spurs have been lately. They win the 2023 Wemby sweepstakes, they move up 1 spot in 2024 to #4 and also the Raptors move down 2 spots so they got #8 instead of the Raptors keeping it, then in 2025 they jump all the way to #2.
Who's the Pope's favorite role player from the 90s Bulls?
May 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Who's the Pope's favorite role player from the 90s Bulls?
Randle just left Buddy wide open from 3 to guard Dray from 3 instead 🤦♂️
May 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Randle just left Buddy wide open from 3 to guard Dray from 3 instead 🤦♂️
Fate of the Universe on the line, Martians have the death beam pointed at earth. You better hit it, I want CARUSO!
May 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Fate of the Universe on the line, Martians have the death beam pointed at earth. You better hit it, I want CARUSO!
Chicago really gave OKC the last infinity stone for the right to pay Josh Giddey $160M.
May 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Chicago really gave OKC the last infinity stone for the right to pay Josh Giddey $160M.
Oblivion Remastered has the best starting screen of any video game ever. It slaps so hard.
May 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Oblivion Remastered has the best starting screen of any video game ever. It slaps so hard.
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Dorris is correct. Any other player would be ejected for pulling the shit he pulls
May 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Dorris is correct. Any other player would be ejected for pulling the shit he pulls
So Draymond can just do anything and assault anyone and never get tossed, huh?
May 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
So Draymond can just do anything and assault anyone and never get tossed, huh?
Batum leads the series in blocked shots?? That's wild.
May 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Batum leads the series in blocked shots?? That's wild.
Jaxson Hayes had more personal fouls in this series than points and as many fouls as rebounds.
Yet Lakers fans are convinced he would have saved them in this game...
Yet Lakers fans are convinced he would have saved them in this game...
May 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Jaxson Hayes had more personal fouls in this series than points and as many fouls as rebounds.
Yet Lakers fans are convinced he would have saved them in this game...
Yet Lakers fans are convinced he would have saved them in this game...
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Timberwolves shot 14.9% from three tonight, the lowest 3P% in a win in NBA playoff history (min. 25 attempts).
May 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Timberwolves shot 14.9% from three tonight, the lowest 3P% in a win in NBA playoff history (min. 25 attempts).