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Hello blue-sky. I write books and talk crap. Search amazon kindle store for Clive Cooper, with my profile picture for my latest work. There's a few mistakes but it's 667 pages long...
The only person I've ever really had faith in when they write 'New year, new me' has been Katie Price.
December 29, 2025 at 10:19 AM
The only person I've ever really had faith in when they write 'New year, new me' has been Katie Price.
Watching limitless win.
Lapland UK? The wife tells me she thinks its near Manchester.
What's the Northern lights then? The glow from a burning car?
Lapland UK? The wife tells me she thinks its near Manchester.
What's the Northern lights then? The glow from a burning car?
December 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Watching limitless win.
Lapland UK? The wife tells me she thinks its near Manchester.
What's the Northern lights then? The glow from a burning car?
Lapland UK? The wife tells me she thinks its near Manchester.
What's the Northern lights then? The glow from a burning car?
This is a drawing my 13yr old produced. I love it. The funniest aspect is the; marketable! tag on the top left. Shes right- I'd buy it.
December 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This is a drawing my 13yr old produced. I love it. The funniest aspect is the; marketable! tag on the top left. Shes right- I'd buy it.
Taking the father in law home today.
Thank fuck.
Back to saying things just once (sometimes twice) due to the relative peace and quiet and absent cacophony of constant fucking noise everytime he moves or speaks. Also the TV will be at around 10 on the volume and not fucking 59.
Thank fuck.
Back to saying things just once (sometimes twice) due to the relative peace and quiet and absent cacophony of constant fucking noise everytime he moves or speaks. Also the TV will be at around 10 on the volume and not fucking 59.
December 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Taking the father in law home today.
Thank fuck.
Back to saying things just once (sometimes twice) due to the relative peace and quiet and absent cacophony of constant fucking noise everytime he moves or speaks. Also the TV will be at around 10 on the volume and not fucking 59.
Thank fuck.
Back to saying things just once (sometimes twice) due to the relative peace and quiet and absent cacophony of constant fucking noise everytime he moves or speaks. Also the TV will be at around 10 on the volume and not fucking 59.
I'm so bored I'm going out to buy mortar to repair my orangery and tiles for my downstairs toilet, which I probably will apply today. Xmas eve.
Haven't even wrapped any presents yet.
Haven't even wrapped any presents yet.
December 24, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I'm so bored I'm going out to buy mortar to repair my orangery and tiles for my downstairs toilet, which I probably will apply today. Xmas eve.
Haven't even wrapped any presents yet.
Haven't even wrapped any presents yet.
Black bin tomorrow.
I'm going to put the green ones out for a bit.
I'm going to put the green ones out for a bit.
December 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Black bin tomorrow.
I'm going to put the green ones out for a bit.
I'm going to put the green ones out for a bit.
Took the kids ice-skating at the Norfolk showground today in Costessy. I didn't skate...I just supervised. Lots of final destination baiting rides there too, which I have zero interest in trying as I don't trust such things that arrive in bits on the backs of lorries Thank-you very much.
December 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Took the kids ice-skating at the Norfolk showground today in Costessy. I didn't skate...I just supervised. Lots of final destination baiting rides there too, which I have zero interest in trying as I don't trust such things that arrive in bits on the backs of lorries Thank-you very much.
I'm at work pretending to have a shit so I don't get asked to do anything else.
December 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'm at work pretending to have a shit so I don't get asked to do anything else.
Watching fallout season 2 ep1. Its so damn satisfying a decent show has been made out of the material given by the games.
New Vegas, Mr house, Novac all here!
New Vegas, Mr house, Novac all here!
December 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Watching fallout season 2 ep1. Its so damn satisfying a decent show has been made out of the material given by the games.
New Vegas, Mr house, Novac all here!
New Vegas, Mr house, Novac all here!
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I kind of wish this wasn’t still so relevant…
Getting into the festive spirit of joy and cheer by diving into How They Broke Britain by the ever adroit @mrjamesob.bsky.social
Superb stocking filler for the Tory and Reform voters in your family 🎄🎅
Superb stocking filler for the Tory and Reform voters in your family 🎄🎅
December 17, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I kind of wish this wasn’t still so relevant…
Downloaded twitch last night. @supersisi.bsky.social Terminator 2d video was entertaining. What a game to be honest.
I won't buy it now though I know what to expect.
I won't buy it now though I know what to expect.
December 16, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Downloaded twitch last night. @supersisi.bsky.social Terminator 2d video was entertaining. What a game to be honest.
I won't buy it now though I know what to expect.
I won't buy it now though I know what to expect.
The wife stood up to a prize cunt at the school this afternoon on parents evening. She was pushing in and she called her out.
Her husband said nothing.
Her husband said nothing.
December 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The wife stood up to a prize cunt at the school this afternoon on parents evening. She was pushing in and she called her out.
Her husband said nothing.
Her husband said nothing.
I've just down voted someone on Reddit purely because they asked people not to.
Didn't even read their post.
Didn't even read their post.
December 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I've just down voted someone on Reddit purely because they asked people not to.
Didn't even read their post.
Didn't even read their post.
Even though I do say so myself- my new book is shaping up to be really quite good.
Probably finished by the summer.
Probably finished by the summer.
December 12, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Even though I do say so myself- my new book is shaping up to be really quite good.
Probably finished by the summer.
Probably finished by the summer.
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No Biggie, just the creator of Oddworld commenting on my Abe sculpture (yes, even at 45 years of age I can still fanboy out).
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
No Biggie, just the creator of Oddworld commenting on my Abe sculpture (yes, even at 45 years of age I can still fanboy out).
@davidsmustaine.bsky.social Hope this is officially Mustaine.
I'd love a few extra verses written for 'Victory' for your farewell tour. As it plays imagine all the images of past band members and video that could be played on the screens. The lyrics that end the song;
"I am...we ARE! A victory"
I'd love a few extra verses written for 'Victory' for your farewell tour. As it plays imagine all the images of past band members and video that could be played on the screens. The lyrics that end the song;
"I am...we ARE! A victory"
December 10, 2025 at 8:47 AM
@davidsmustaine.bsky.social Hope this is officially Mustaine.
I'd love a few extra verses written for 'Victory' for your farewell tour. As it plays imagine all the images of past band members and video that could be played on the screens. The lyrics that end the song;
"I am...we ARE! A victory"
I'd love a few extra verses written for 'Victory' for your farewell tour. As it plays imagine all the images of past band members and video that could be played on the screens. The lyrics that end the song;
"I am...we ARE! A victory"
I'm actually gutted Verstappen didn't win the title. You couldn't begrudge him if he had, and it would've been perfect.
I think its the only one Norris will get too.
Also I reckon Hamilton could decide to quit over the winter.
I think its the only one Norris will get too.
Also I reckon Hamilton could decide to quit over the winter.
December 8, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I'm actually gutted Verstappen didn't win the title. You couldn't begrudge him if he had, and it would've been perfect.
I think its the only one Norris will get too.
Also I reckon Hamilton could decide to quit over the winter.
I think its the only one Norris will get too.
Also I reckon Hamilton could decide to quit over the winter.
I had a sex dream last night (non productive) which was very vivid, graphic and would've been absolutely LOVELY except it featured a woman from work I don't fucking like sexually.
Curse my brain. There's four or so lovely ladies there why can't I dream about them ffs?
Curse my brain. There's four or so lovely ladies there why can't I dream about them ffs?
December 8, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I had a sex dream last night (non productive) which was very vivid, graphic and would've been absolutely LOVELY except it featured a woman from work I don't fucking like sexually.
Curse my brain. There's four or so lovely ladies there why can't I dream about them ffs?
Curse my brain. There's four or so lovely ladies there why can't I dream about them ffs?
Why the fuck does anyone phone up Vanessa Feltz' radio show, or agree to be one of her guests.
She simply does not come up for air. Every single week I give her a go and every time have to switch her off. She literally talked for 2 mins solid after asking a question earlier.
She simply does not come up for air. Every single week I give her a go and every time have to switch her off. She literally talked for 2 mins solid after asking a question earlier.
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Why the fuck does anyone phone up Vanessa Feltz' radio show, or agree to be one of her guests.
She simply does not come up for air. Every single week I give her a go and every time have to switch her off. She literally talked for 2 mins solid after asking a question earlier.
She simply does not come up for air. Every single week I give her a go and every time have to switch her off. She literally talked for 2 mins solid after asking a question earlier.
I have always wished he tripped up and went 'fuck!'
i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I have always wished he tripped up and went 'fuck!'
Bottom right @supersisi.bsky.social it was hard not to try sisi, sugar, angel and erm...ballpark?
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Bottom right @supersisi.bsky.social it was hard not to try sisi, sugar, angel and erm...ballpark?
I've got a cold. I feel pretty bad. I'm going to work, but I bet I still get accused of having man-flu.
December 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I've got a cold. I feel pretty bad. I'm going to work, but I bet I still get accused of having man-flu.
Have I missed something? I'm not complaining personally, but isn't charging 3p a mile to drive a fully electric car opposed to a hybrid at 1.5p back to front? A hybrid is 50% of a car they don't want you driving isn't it?
Im keeping my fully diesel car methinks.
Im keeping my fully diesel car methinks.
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Have I missed something? I'm not complaining personally, but isn't charging 3p a mile to drive a fully electric car opposed to a hybrid at 1.5p back to front? A hybrid is 50% of a car they don't want you driving isn't it?
Im keeping my fully diesel car methinks.
Im keeping my fully diesel car methinks.
Bought my daughter a metaquest 3s for Xmas.
Haven't told the wife yet.
I think she'll be pissed.
Haven't told the wife yet.
I think she'll be pissed.
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Bought my daughter a metaquest 3s for Xmas.
Haven't told the wife yet.
I think she'll be pissed.
Haven't told the wife yet.
I think she'll be pissed.
I've managed to get way ahead in my university studies. I now dont have to look at a thing until the 3rd January. This is how you do it, you young whipper snappers...its fucking easy. And I'm working and have three kids.
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I've managed to get way ahead in my university studies. I now dont have to look at a thing until the 3rd January. This is how you do it, you young whipper snappers...its fucking easy. And I'm working and have three kids.