Too many cookie things to undo to read. What kind of cancer did he have? Im curios as to whether riding lots gives you prostate cancer, cos when I get off a bike it feels like I've spent a night with a very confused and horny stallion.

WEETOS.

Well I've just looked at the recipe and have decided to 'fuck that'.

Not discrediting your efforts though. Well done n'all but I would say because it makes so much you should distribute it to others too.

Ok. If its better in a sandwich though it probably doesn't matter if its not cheese.

Omg I want one now ffs rotfl lmao.

I fucking hope not.

We served our eldest a crispy pancake once for a laugh...tontey and inflict the pain I and he wife suffered as kids. Unfortunately it backfired because she bloody loved it.

LOVED IT.

She was five though. Shes sixteen now so would probably tell me to fuck off.

🤣

I found a trolley full of red wine last night too. Abandoned by the bottle bank. I alerted security in case it had come from the supermarket but it hadn't. I think someone's grandad died and they cleared it out. I have 40 bottles.

Bizarre way to dispose of them.

Trying to sell this morning.

Because they were both shit.

Slippery slope now. I started wearing glasses for reading four years ago. Now I wear them all the time and when I'm not wearing them I cannot see bugger all.

I have a 42" I do have a 46" upstairs in my *ahem* 'office' (which also happens to have an xbox) but that was a £25 charity shop bargain so doesn't count.

I'm against a huge TV in a room. Just because they are huge doesnt mean 50yr old episodes of when the fucking boat comes in are any better.