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Hello blue-sky. I write books and talk crap. Search amazon kindle store for Clive Cooper, with my profile picture for my latest work. There's a few mistakes but it's 667 pages long...
Tried defrauding a porn website with a selfie of Jeffrey Epstein today (instead of myself)
All credit to the software. It refused it saying it was identified as 'non-live'
Yeah. We all know that.
All credit to the software. It refused it saying it was identified as 'non-live'
Yeah. We all know that.
February 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Tried defrauding a porn website with a selfie of Jeffrey Epstein today (instead of myself)
All credit to the software. It refused it saying it was identified as 'non-live'
Yeah. We all know that.
All credit to the software. It refused it saying it was identified as 'non-live'
Yeah. We all know that.
Peter Jones is starting to strongly resemble Anne Hegarty as he ages.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Peter Jones is starting to strongly resemble Anne Hegarty as he ages.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
Bernard Manning! 🤣
I love that Farage clip. I'm trying to concentrate with writing an essay but its like listening to Nick Abbott on a care-free Friday night! @mrjamesob.bsky.social
I love that Farage clip. I'm trying to concentrate with writing an essay but its like listening to Nick Abbott on a care-free Friday night! @mrjamesob.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Bernard Manning! 🤣
I love that Farage clip. I'm trying to concentrate with writing an essay but its like listening to Nick Abbott on a care-free Friday night! @mrjamesob.bsky.social
I love that Farage clip. I'm trying to concentrate with writing an essay but its like listening to Nick Abbott on a care-free Friday night! @mrjamesob.bsky.social
Watched Walkabout earlier and was momentarily jealous of the boy that's seen Agutter naked. Then I realised we've all seen Agutter naked.
February 7, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Watched Walkabout earlier and was momentarily jealous of the boy that's seen Agutter naked. Then I realised we've all seen Agutter naked.
Nobody has bought the fucking things because nobody needs them. You aren't allowed to pick the ball up once played and if its dirty you use a new one at the next hole. #dragonsden
February 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Nobody has bought the fucking things because nobody needs them. You aren't allowed to pick the ball up once played and if its dirty you use a new one at the next hole. #dragonsden
I wonder how many people thsy have read about the guy who wants £30m to start clinical trials for his pancreatic cancer cure, have taken exception to him curing the disease in mice first?
February 5, 2026 at 11:16 AM
I wonder how many people thsy have read about the guy who wants £30m to start clinical trials for his pancreatic cancer cure, have taken exception to him curing the disease in mice first?
I'm a lowly delivery person. It never ceases to amaze me the amount of mongs that either repeat their address to me or a component of it via text when I frustrated- hang up, thinking that it will help.
How the fuck do they think I'm otherwise getting there? Making house to house enquiries?
How the fuck do they think I'm otherwise getting there? Making house to house enquiries?
February 2, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I'm a lowly delivery person. It never ceases to amaze me the amount of mongs that either repeat their address to me or a component of it via text when I frustrated- hang up, thinking that it will help.
How the fuck do they think I'm otherwise getting there? Making house to house enquiries?
How the fuck do they think I'm otherwise getting there? Making house to house enquiries?
Now I've checked, but I am certain that Trump hasn't mentioned that sleepy Joe Biden never got a new ballroom built yet.
February 2, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Now I've checked, but I am certain that Trump hasn't mentioned that sleepy Joe Biden never got a new ballroom built yet.
Decided to quit alcohol today. At least until August and my birthday in any case.
Too many terrible events and stress happening now and coming soon so its best.
Too many terrible events and stress happening now and coming soon so its best.
January 31, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Decided to quit alcohol today. At least until August and my birthday in any case.
Too many terrible events and stress happening now and coming soon so its best.
Too many terrible events and stress happening now and coming soon so its best.
When @metallica.com wind up their careers with a final studio album, I'd love them to pay tribute to @megadethdelisi.bsky.social by doing a cover of Mechanix!
This is a genuine hope!
This is a genuine hope!
January 30, 2026 at 11:26 PM
When @metallica.com wind up their careers with a final studio album, I'd love them to pay tribute to @megadethdelisi.bsky.social by doing a cover of Mechanix!
This is a genuine hope!
This is a genuine hope!
I don't mean anything by this. I just think its funny. She's lovely.
January 27, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I don't mean anything by this. I just think its funny. She's lovely.
Megadeth's Ride The Lightning is actually better. I've decided. Drumming sounds much better.
January 27, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Megadeth's Ride The Lightning is actually better. I've decided. Drumming sounds much better.
Megadeth better release a huge live album if they are to tour 3-5yrs next.
Please do.
Please do.
January 24, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Megadeth better release a huge live album if they are to tour 3-5yrs next.
Please do.
Please do.
The Guardian gave 'Megadeth' 3/5*
Ok. Who the fuck is that review for then? Pointless.
It wouldn't matter if they gave it 5/5 as no middle class, middle aged, Tory voting member of their readership is going to fucking buy it now are they?
Its a 5* album besides.
#@Megadeth
Ok. Who the fuck is that review for then? Pointless.
It wouldn't matter if they gave it 5/5 as no middle class, middle aged, Tory voting member of their readership is going to fucking buy it now are they?
Its a 5* album besides.
#@Megadeth
January 24, 2026 at 9:23 AM
The Guardian gave 'Megadeth' 3/5*
Ok. Who the fuck is that review for then? Pointless.
It wouldn't matter if they gave it 5/5 as no middle class, middle aged, Tory voting member of their readership is going to fucking buy it now are they?
Its a 5* album besides.
#@Megadeth
Ok. Who the fuck is that review for then? Pointless.
It wouldn't matter if they gave it 5/5 as no middle class, middle aged, Tory voting member of their readership is going to fucking buy it now are they?
Its a 5* album besides.
#@Megadeth
Happily made Dave Mustaine a little bit richer today.
January 23, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Happily made Dave Mustaine a little bit richer today.
If anyone needs a clue for today's wordle;
Hes the bestest son ever. Nobody has ever produced a better taller son than me. In fact I dont think anyone ever could except me. Biden couldn't. He had four years longer than me on the planet and he hasn't. Still hasn't. You know why? Because he's weak.
Hes the bestest son ever. Nobody has ever produced a better taller son than me. In fact I dont think anyone ever could except me. Biden couldn't. He had four years longer than me on the planet and he hasn't. Still hasn't. You know why? Because he's weak.
January 23, 2026 at 11:01 AM
If anyone needs a clue for today's wordle;
Hes the bestest son ever. Nobody has ever produced a better taller son than me. In fact I dont think anyone ever could except me. Biden couldn't. He had four years longer than me on the planet and he hasn't. Still hasn't. You know why? Because he's weak.
Hes the bestest son ever. Nobody has ever produced a better taller son than me. In fact I dont think anyone ever could except me. Biden couldn't. He had four years longer than me on the planet and he hasn't. Still hasn't. You know why? Because he's weak.
I just ate a chilli chicken fusion pot noodle.
It nearly killed me.
Never again.
It nearly killed me.
Never again.
January 22, 2026 at 12:55 PM
I just ate a chilli chicken fusion pot noodle.
It nearly killed me.
Never again.
It nearly killed me.
Never again.
In simple terms it should be explained that anything with MASS when it leaves a container of any description...
...will get lighter!
No professor needed.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social
...will get lighter!
No professor needed.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social
January 22, 2026 at 12:52 PM
In simple terms it should be explained that anything with MASS when it leaves a container of any description...
...will get lighter!
No professor needed.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social
...will get lighter!
No professor needed.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social
Did someone on LBC seriously just ask if a helium canister is lighter or heavier when its empty?
January 22, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Did someone on LBC seriously just ask if a helium canister is lighter or heavier when its empty?
I've just read the transcript from Donald Trump rambling speech at the WEF.
Look out Richard Littlejohn.
Or Tony Parsehole
Is all I can say.
He's obsessed with Biden too isn't he. Move on Donnie.
Look out Richard Littlejohn.
Or Tony Parsehole
Is all I can say.
He's obsessed with Biden too isn't he. Move on Donnie.
January 22, 2026 at 9:28 AM
I've just read the transcript from Donald Trump rambling speech at the WEF.
Look out Richard Littlejohn.
Or Tony Parsehole
Is all I can say.
He's obsessed with Biden too isn't he. Move on Donnie.
Look out Richard Littlejohn.
Or Tony Parsehole
Is all I can say.
He's obsessed with Biden too isn't he. Move on Donnie.
Problem- Donald Trump
Cause- Not getting a trophy
Solution- Launch the DJT trophy for peace and great strength and strongness.
Duration- Until he fucks off.
Resolution- Removal of the DJT.
Cause- Not getting a trophy
Solution- Launch the DJT trophy for peace and great strength and strongness.
Duration- Until he fucks off.
Resolution- Removal of the DJT.
January 20, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Problem- Donald Trump
Cause- Not getting a trophy
Solution- Launch the DJT trophy for peace and great strength and strongness.
Duration- Until he fucks off.
Resolution- Removal of the DJT.
Cause- Not getting a trophy
Solution- Launch the DJT trophy for peace and great strength and strongness.
Duration- Until he fucks off.
Resolution- Removal of the DJT.
Three grandprix in the USA this year.
Let's not watch, attend, or...drive (easy for us not so much for Lewis Hamilton et al.) in any of those too.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social
Let's not watch, attend, or...drive (easy for us not so much for Lewis Hamilton et al.) in any of those too.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Three grandprix in the USA this year.
Let's not watch, attend, or...drive (easy for us not so much for Lewis Hamilton et al.) in any of those too.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social
Let's not watch, attend, or...drive (easy for us not so much for Lewis Hamilton et al.) in any of those too.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social
How many grandprix are scheduled for this season within the USA?
It was three last year wasnt it?
Fuck them off too. The drivers should all turn up and simply refuse to race.
The crowds should catch on quickly that its the orange shitgibbons™️ fault and...well who knows?
It was three last year wasnt it?
Fuck them off too. The drivers should all turn up and simply refuse to race.
The crowds should catch on quickly that its the orange shitgibbons™️ fault and...well who knows?
January 20, 2026 at 11:47 AM
How many grandprix are scheduled for this season within the USA?
It was three last year wasnt it?
Fuck them off too. The drivers should all turn up and simply refuse to race.
The crowds should catch on quickly that its the orange shitgibbons™️ fault and...well who knows?
It was three last year wasnt it?
Fuck them off too. The drivers should all turn up and simply refuse to race.
The crowds should catch on quickly that its the orange shitgibbons™️ fault and...well who knows?
Trump is doing more things in the negative to the world than our apparent enemies are. Russia and China aren't slapping tariffs on Europe or threatening their supposed allies. Trump is the enemy but I just hope it is Trump and not the people he has under his control in the US @mrjamesob.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Trump is doing more things in the negative to the world than our apparent enemies are. Russia and China aren't slapping tariffs on Europe or threatening their supposed allies. Trump is the enemy but I just hope it is Trump and not the people he has under his control in the US @mrjamesob.bsky.social
My new dishwasher has a setting on it whereby it will run for 4hrs 30mins.
What the fuck are people trying to wash off that takes that long?
This is where planet saving measures could be made. There will be some that use this, mostly needlessly in my view.
What the fuck are people trying to wash off that takes that long?
This is where planet saving measures could be made. There will be some that use this, mostly needlessly in my view.
January 19, 2026 at 5:18 PM
My new dishwasher has a setting on it whereby it will run for 4hrs 30mins.
What the fuck are people trying to wash off that takes that long?
This is where planet saving measures could be made. There will be some that use this, mostly needlessly in my view.
What the fuck are people trying to wash off that takes that long?
This is where planet saving measures could be made. There will be some that use this, mostly needlessly in my view.