David
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This is bullshit. The boom op gets catering or a walkaway lunch. Sweetgreen is for the nerds in the production office and writers' room.
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
This is bullshit. The boom op gets catering or a walkaway lunch. Sweetgreen is for the nerds in the production office and writers' room.
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Five golden rings go so incredibly hard
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Five golden rings go so incredibly hard
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
The national guard should return to their roots of just hitting the bricks when they disagreed with/disliked the mission. The concept of the national guard perfectly following federal orders was a 20th century innovation and like most 20th century innovations it turns out it was a huge mistake.
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The national guard should return to their roots of just hitting the bricks when they disagreed with/disliked the mission. The concept of the national guard perfectly following federal orders was a 20th century innovation and like most 20th century innovations it turns out it was a huge mistake.
"every Pacific naval encounter from late 1943 onward is like" etc, etc, etc.
since we're talking about pies- one of my favorite internet traditions is r/costco every year, without fail, featuring multiple top-of-page posts of people completely agog at the scale of the costco pumpkin pie display. it must feel like walking onto a sherman tank factory floor in 1944
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"every Pacific naval encounter from late 1943 onward is like" etc, etc, etc.
Yeah it's pretty famous.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Yeah it's pretty famous.
Someone who is good at neurology please help: why does my brain suddenly remember that I had the mummy one and the eyepatch one and what information was overwritten or unabsorbed because of this knowledge?
November 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Someone who is good at neurology please help: why does my brain suddenly remember that I had the mummy one and the eyepatch one and what information was overwritten or unabsorbed because of this knowledge?
"Game: Blouses" is real.
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
"Game: Blouses" is real.
RIP Todd Snider.
Todd Snider - The Story of the Ballad of the Devil's Backbone Tavern
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November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
RIP Todd Snider.
Here's my top three:
1. People shouldn't be allowed to own animals.
2. The United States was clearly the "bad guy" in the War of 1812 and it was such a disaster it was almost a game-over-type situation for the country.
3. The pitch clock in Major League Baseball is good.
1. People shouldn't be allowed to own animals.
2. The United States was clearly the "bad guy" in the War of 1812 and it was such a disaster it was almost a game-over-type situation for the country.
3. The pitch clock in Major League Baseball is good.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Here's my top three:
1. People shouldn't be allowed to own animals.
2. The United States was clearly the "bad guy" in the War of 1812 and it was such a disaster it was almost a game-over-type situation for the country.
3. The pitch clock in Major League Baseball is good.
1. People shouldn't be allowed to own animals.
2. The United States was clearly the "bad guy" in the War of 1812 and it was such a disaster it was almost a game-over-type situation for the country.
3. The pitch clock in Major League Baseball is good.
Yeah, if we're going by faithfulness to the source material, Del Toro should be imprisoned, but I calm myself down by remembering the first film "adaptation" of Frankenstein was more than a century ago, so "Frankenstein Movies" have their own distinct rules, lore, and expectations.
this is only tangentially connected to the book but once you let go of that and just soak in the vibes and aesthetics its fun as hell
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Yeah, if we're going by faithfulness to the source material, Del Toro should be imprisoned, but I calm myself down by remembering the first film "adaptation" of Frankenstein was more than a century ago, so "Frankenstein Movies" have their own distinct rules, lore, and expectations.
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Chicagoans say their iconic Michigan Avenue retail district is called the Magnificent Mile. Donald Trump says it is called the Miracle Mile Shopping Center. As with most controversies, the truth may lie somewhere in between.
November 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Chicagoans say their iconic Michigan Avenue retail district is called the Magnificent Mile. Donald Trump says it is called the Miracle Mile Shopping Center. As with most controversies, the truth may lie somewhere in between.
*Quietly deleting all evidence of the Aldi Coyote.*
"Yes. Nature's majesty and nothing else."
"Yes. Nature's majesty and nothing else."
when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
*Quietly deleting all evidence of the Aldi Coyote.*
"Yes. Nature's majesty and nothing else."
"Yes. Nature's majesty and nothing else."
I've seen the new Frankenstein movie, I've read the 1818 first edition, and I know which way the discourse is going to go. So let me just get this handy chart ready to go.
November 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I've seen the new Frankenstein movie, I've read the 1818 first edition, and I know which way the discourse is going to go. So let me just get this handy chart ready to go.
Nice movie, @realgdt.bsky.social, but we'll see you in court:
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Nice movie, @realgdt.bsky.social, but we'll see you in court:
It's the "the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now" meme we deserve, but not the "the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now" meme we need right now.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It's the "the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now" meme we deserve, but not the "the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now" meme we need right now.
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
Let he who is without sin cast the first steawn.
October 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Let he who is without sin cast the first steawn.
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When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.
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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
Morning affirmation for O's fans: "World Series Game One Winning Pitcher Seranthony Domínguez."
October 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Morning affirmation for O's fans: "World Series Game One Winning Pitcher Seranthony Domínguez."
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Dueling World Series TOOTBLANS.
Catch the fever!!!
Catch the fever!!!
October 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Dueling World Series TOOTBLANS.
Catch the fever!!!
Catch the fever!!!