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December 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It was a smart move to drop the cocktail sauce bit right at the end, but just to defend my dad (and myself to a lesser extent): cocktail sauce lovers are not oyster haters; they tend to be horseradish lovers. But yeah, the standard small cup of cocktail sauce is way too much sauce for even a dozen.
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Much like "suns' out, guns out," the (more) correct answer is "beans' out, beans out."
December 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Green for the money, gold for the honeys.
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I didn't even grow up Jewish but my ancestors were all leaning over my shoulder egging me on to make some variation of this exact joke.
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Aster is back out of A24 jail, baby.
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
DON'T FALL ASLEEP
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I will ALWAYS like this shot.
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Three secrets:

1. Salting the eggs and letting them sit for 10 minutes after they've been whisked
2. A splash of tap water stirred into the eggs before they go in the pan.
3. If the eggs look done they're overdone.
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Yeah--it would've been 2012 or 2013. Most shows I worked on used carbon copies until COVID.
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Cafe-Gratitude-Mendocino-Farms-ass dweebs.
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Literally my first day ever on a real set so if I wasn't locking up an elevator behind Linda Cardellini I was on a lockup three trillion miles away.
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
My 1st TV PA gig was on Mad Men. Had no idea what I was doing. Spent the day too intimidated to tell the grips to STFU. Filled out my time card in permanent marker and it messed up the carbon copy. Had to report on-location in South Pasadena the next day to fill out a new one. I was not asked back.
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Game recognize game.
This is bullshit. The boom op gets catering or a walkaway lunch. Sweetgreen is for the nerds in the production office and writers' room.
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
£9.80 french cheese sandwich vs. £3.00 UK sausage roll almost got me.
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 10/10 | 2025-12-02 | scrandle.com
a man talking to a woman with the words i could always just play
Alt: Matt Damon in "Good Will Hunting" talking to Minnie Driver with the words "I could always just play."
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December 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Not twins, but hell yeah.
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The text recognition errors in the alt text aren't errors if your cajun accent is thick enough.
December 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
National broadcasts are like if there was a gas leak in the local booth. I wish I lived in the DMV so I had a shot at syncing local radio audio with the over-the-air TV signal.
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Where I live the gas delivery charge dwarfs the charge for usage. It's so ridiculous I've considered canceling my gas service and getting a countertop electric oven (I already have a countertop induction burner). Of course, for this to work, heating has to be independent from gas.
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Most Absolute Valuable Player
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Just wait until Commanders/Broncos a.k.a. "The Aristocrats."
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM