Rock "Wawa Gobbler enthusiast" Topus
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Chris. He/Him. 30. White, Hispanic & Latino. I studied geology once and have been burnt out for 8 years and counting! I like Toku monsters and play MortalKombat
Pinned
Shamefully posting this as a two parter.
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Thumpety thump thump
December 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Thumpety thump thump
This holiday season, I learned that you can't make caramel in a non stuck pan
December 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This holiday season, I learned that you can't make caramel in a non stuck pan
Trying to use up this industrial sized bag of baking match i got from Costco like 2 years ago so im just making shit up
December 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Trying to use up this industrial sized bag of baking match i got from Costco like 2 years ago so im just making shit up
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Jean Wilson Brutus, a 41-year-old Haitian man, died just ONE day after entering ICE custody at Delaney Hall in Newark. His death demands immediate transparency and accountability. Human lives matter, regardless of immigration status.
December 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Jean Wilson Brutus, a 41-year-old Haitian man, died just ONE day after entering ICE custody at Delaney Hall in Newark. His death demands immediate transparency and accountability. Human lives matter, regardless of immigration status.
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Debra Wilson (The Doctor from DS2, Savathun from Destiny) was asked about the audio here, which was widely believed to be corrupted.
Nope. They just told her to say it like that, and she said it just like that.
Nope. They just told her to say it like that, and she said it just like that.
December 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Debra Wilson (The Doctor from DS2, Savathun from Destiny) was asked about the audio here, which was widely believed to be corrupted.
Nope. They just told her to say it like that, and she said it just like that.
Nope. They just told her to say it like that, and she said it just like that.
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I really feel like they could/should have worded it differently?
December 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I really feel like they could/should have worded it differently?
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ARE YOU OK, you clowns 🎈
December 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
ARE YOU OK, you clowns 🎈
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interrupting the ghost of christmas present mid-lesson to expound on the national security implications of his remote viewing abilities
December 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
interrupting the ghost of christmas present mid-lesson to expound on the national security implications of his remote viewing abilities
Shamefully posting this as a two parter.
December 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Shamefully posting this as a two parter.
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Lorenzo Music was a land of contrasts
December 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Lorenzo Music was a land of contrasts
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It's that time of the year again
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It's that time of the year again
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[gonzo voice] and the Grink, who was NOT there,
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
[gonzo voice] and the Grink, who was NOT there,
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
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November 22, 1976: Comic strip "Cathy" by Cathy Guisewite debuts.
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
November 22, 1976: Comic strip "Cathy" by Cathy Guisewite debuts.
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kamen rider bitch: make way for the hand of justice - kamen rider bitch.
monster: w-
kamen rider bitch: and you have to say kamen rider bitch out loud or i'll kill you
monster: h-
kamen rider bitch: kamen rider bitch is also complex, yet relatable
monster: w-
kamen rider bitch: and you have to say kamen rider bitch out loud or i'll kill you
monster: h-
kamen rider bitch: kamen rider bitch is also complex, yet relatable
December 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
kamen rider bitch: make way for the hand of justice - kamen rider bitch.
monster: w-
kamen rider bitch: and you have to say kamen rider bitch out loud or i'll kill you
monster: h-
kamen rider bitch: kamen rider bitch is also complex, yet relatable
monster: w-
kamen rider bitch: and you have to say kamen rider bitch out loud or i'll kill you
monster: h-
kamen rider bitch: kamen rider bitch is also complex, yet relatable
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A key to Haha, You Clowns is the large sons possessing emotional intelligence but only having the language of schlocky 90's sitcom sentimentality to clumsily express any of it.
December 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
A key to Haha, You Clowns is the large sons possessing emotional intelligence but only having the language of schlocky 90's sitcom sentimentality to clumsily express any of it.
Thanks
December 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Thanks
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The Crest Team takes on the Cavity Creeps in a classic spot designed by Marvel vet Herb Trimpe.
December 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The Crest Team takes on the Cavity Creeps in a classic spot designed by Marvel vet Herb Trimpe.
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One of the best exchanges I’ve ever seen on social media was when Lt. Cmndr Data and Bert the Chimney Sweep got into a rumble over Angela Lansbury.
January 6, 2024 at 8:19 PM
One of the best exchanges I’ve ever seen on social media was when Lt. Cmndr Data and Bert the Chimney Sweep got into a rumble over Angela Lansbury.
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Expedition Thiwty Thwee? uh, i THINK we missed the fiwst thiwty two! no, but sewiously…
December 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Expedition Thiwty Thwee? uh, i THINK we missed the fiwst thiwty two! no, but sewiously…
Everything about that Street fighter movie looks evil. Casting Orville peck as Vega is like casting the rock as The Thing
December 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Everything about that Street fighter movie looks evil. Casting Orville peck as Vega is like casting the rock as The Thing