Rocktopus
@rocktopus95.bsky.social
Chris. He/Him. 30. White, Hispanic & Latino. I studied geology once and have been burnt out for 8 years and counting! I like Toku monsters and play MortalKombat
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With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
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*Warrior Ritual is mentioned*
Ayesha Erotica - Come On Down (To Mcdonalds) (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by ayeshalicious
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February 13, 2026 at 3:40 AM
*Warrior Ritual is mentioned*
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February 13, 2026 at 3:31 AM
*bangs sceptre on the ground* bring me Bishounen Madison Jeffries
February 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
*bangs sceptre on the ground* bring me Bishounen Madison Jeffries
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Cardi B called out ICE at her show last night: “Bitch, if ICE come in here we’re gonna jump they asses. Bitch, I got some bear mace in the back. They ain’t taking my fans, bitch”
February 12, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Cardi B called out ICE at her show last night: “Bitch, if ICE come in here we’re gonna jump they asses. Bitch, I got some bear mace in the back. They ain’t taking my fans, bitch”
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they found the seal that calls people gay
February 10, 2026 at 11:15 PM
they found the seal that calls people gay
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
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So I think everyone knows what Chuck E. Cheese is but for non-parents who don't know what LifeTouch is, it's the company that for decades has had a near-monopoly on school pictures.
Finding out that top execs from both LifeTouch and Chuck E. Cheese are in the Epstein files has pissed me off in a way that I didn’t think was still possible.
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
So I think everyone knows what Chuck E. Cheese is but for non-parents who don't know what LifeTouch is, it's the company that for decades has had a near-monopoly on school pictures.
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You can see the unrepentant lust for plastic, chicken bones and other things he should not have in his mouth in his eyes
February 10, 2026 at 2:38 PM
You can see the unrepentant lust for plastic, chicken bones and other things he should not have in his mouth in his eyes
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February 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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thank goodness it's finally Meat Day
February 9, 2026 at 7:07 PM
thank goodness it's finally Meat Day
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This whole halftime show has me like:
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
This whole halftime show has me like:
Shot out to those two dudes grinding on each other during the beginning of the EoO part of the halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Shot out to those two dudes grinding on each other during the beginning of the EoO part of the halftime show
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Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.
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Fuck AI, fuck ICE, and long live a free Puerto Rico.
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Fuck AI, fuck ICE, and long live a free Puerto Rico.
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call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
baile inolvidable is a very cute song that always makes me tear up
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
baile inolvidable is a very cute song that always makes me tear up
God, I really hope nothing unprecedented happens today
February 8, 2026 at 2:22 PM
God, I really hope nothing unprecedented happens today
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In 1990, McDonald's ran a Happy Meal promotion that was apparently created by a smug, insufferable, time-traveling Bluesky poster from 2025!
July 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
In 1990, McDonald's ran a Happy Meal promotion that was apparently created by a smug, insufferable, time-traveling Bluesky poster from 2025!