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Here we go again. *sigh*
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squirrels in your backyard? crows being in the sky? too loud truck driving by your house? call the law offices of BARKIN & BARKIN and get the defense you deserve, today
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
squirrels in your backyard? crows being in the sky? too loud truck driving by your house? call the law offices of BARKIN & BARKIN and get the defense you deserve, today
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the seven little words every woman wants to hear: "baby don't worry. it's not a worm"
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
the seven little words every woman wants to hear: "baby don't worry. it's not a worm"
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I like that Belloq dressed like a Jewish high priest when he tries to activate the Ark in Raiders, because he apparently believes in the Jewish God enough to do Jewish rituals but not enough to think the High Priest was more than a costume
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I like that Belloq dressed like a Jewish high priest when he tries to activate the Ark in Raiders, because he apparently believes in the Jewish God enough to do Jewish rituals but not enough to think the High Priest was more than a costume
"Bjornson, our dwarporate policy is that being dead only allows up to three days of absence..."
[0012602] Dwarves that are killed and reanimated multiple times quickly display multiple redundant 'missing for a week' alerts
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
"Bjornson, our dwarporate policy is that being dead only allows up to three days of absence..."
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Carnitas means a small amount of carnal knowledge
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Carnitas means a small amount of carnal knowledge
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Dwarf Fort jabroni marks who don't know it a work haha marks
[0007196] Adv Mode Combat Armor Not doing squat inregards to wrestling
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Dwarf Fort jabroni marks who don't know it a work haha marks
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Remember how back in 1980s media it was a huge deal when a cop shot someone by accident? Like we didn't need Reginald VelJohnson's plot explained in Die Hard because we all understood that "cop shoots kid, loses faith in himself" was what was supposed to happen...
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Remember how back in 1980s media it was a huge deal when a cop shot someone by accident? Like we didn't need Reginald VelJohnson's plot explained in Die Hard because we all understood that "cop shoots kid, loses faith in himself" was what was supposed to happen...
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Every vice should have a city you have to go to to do it. Want to gamble, go to Vegas. Want to binge drink, go to New Orleans. Want to crypto, go to Dubai. Want to swinger, go to Tampa. You get it.
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Every vice should have a city you have to go to to do it. Want to gamble, go to Vegas. Want to binge drink, go to New Orleans. Want to crypto, go to Dubai. Want to swinger, go to Tampa. You get it.
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Guess who is the proud owner of not one but TWO Thanksgiving Dinner “Inspired” Oreos? I don’t necessarily need to keep both of them… 😉
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Guess who is the proud owner of not one but TWO Thanksgiving Dinner “Inspired” Oreos? I don’t necessarily need to keep both of them… 😉
There must be a German word for the feeling when you see a photo of an author and realize that the main character of their popular six-book SF series is a self-insert OC.
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
There must be a German word for the feeling when you see a photo of an author and realize that the main character of their popular six-book SF series is a self-insert OC.
Dwarfleby The Scrivener
[0005850] Dwarf with insanely low preference raw value (-28212)
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Dwarfleby The Scrivener
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they should bring back the blues because I wanna hear more songs where the bad guy is a train
April 27, 2023 at 7:52 PM
they should bring back the blues because I wanna hear more songs where the bad guy is a train
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if you see a bird art share your bird art!!!! i was born for this moment!!!
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
if you see a bird art share your bird art!!!! i was born for this moment!!!
Huh. Turns out they *were* on a mission from God.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Huh. Turns out they *were* on a mission from God.
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
As is required during air travel, I took a picture of the airplane wing.
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
As is required during air travel, I took a picture of the airplane wing.
The local café is ready for whatever sort of coffee you like.
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The local café is ready for whatever sort of coffee you like.
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Hard to think of anything in media that regularly brings me as much pure joy anymore as the headline in The New York Times' Trilobites section.
November 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Hard to think of anything in media that regularly brings me as much pure joy anymore as the headline in The New York Times' Trilobites section.
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Don't make fun. Now he's got PTSD (Pastrami Toss Sandwich Disorder.)
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Don't make fun. Now he's got PTSD (Pastrami Toss Sandwich Disorder.)
Strange things happen in the kitchen on the morning Daylight Savings Time ends...
November 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Strange things happen in the kitchen on the morning Daylight Savings Time ends...
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This day ten years ago.
On 30 October 2015 the now-destroyed Arecibo radio telescope images this giant skull looming out of the dark of space.
On 30 October 2015 the now-destroyed Arecibo radio telescope images this giant skull looming out of the dark of space.
October 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This day ten years ago.
On 30 October 2015 the now-destroyed Arecibo radio telescope images this giant skull looming out of the dark of space.
On 30 October 2015 the now-destroyed Arecibo radio telescope images this giant skull looming out of the dark of space.
In Heinlein's "Space Cadet", the organization that controls the orbital-bombardment nuclear weapons makes certain that all their ships' crews are from as many different nations as possible, specifically so that if a bomb has to be dropped the ship can't be taken over by mutinous nationalists.
"Asked if she would refuse a direct order to deploy to Chicago, Palecek didn't hesitate. 'Absolutely. I would definitely say no,' she said. 'I'm not going to go against my community members, my family and my culture. I believe this is the time to be on the right side of history.'"
2 Illinois National Guard members speak out: "I won't turn against my neighbors"
Staff Sgt. Demi Palecek and Capt. Dylan Blaha say they'll defy federal orders regarding Trump's immigration enforcement operation in Chicago.
www.cbsnews.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
In Heinlein's "Space Cadet", the organization that controls the orbital-bombardment nuclear weapons makes certain that all their ships' crews are from as many different nations as possible, specifically so that if a bomb has to be dropped the ship can't be taken over by mutinous nationalists.