Confused Robot
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Every time I see the price of coffee, I'm glad the farm-to-table nuclear sludge in my favorite energy drink is immune to that tariff.
December 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Every time I see the price of coffee, I'm glad the farm-to-table nuclear sludge in my favorite energy drink is immune to that tariff.
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Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
I hear lots of people are interested in ditching Windows 11, in favor of Linux. And I just want to say that every time someone does that, an angel gets its wings.
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I hear lots of people are interested in ditching Windows 11, in favor of Linux. And I just want to say that every time someone does that, an angel gets its wings.
At a family gathering, and talking turns to politics... Remember folks, it's never useful to debate dinner plans with a cannibal.
October 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
At a family gathering, and talking turns to politics... Remember folks, it's never useful to debate dinner plans with a cannibal.
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sent to the lithium mines after a human services broker buys your indenture as part of restructuring your dad's uma musume debts
well that's fucking horrifying, thank you, very cool
Now You Can Buy In-Game DLC And Pay It Off Later
You can soon pay off in-game items in four installments.
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July 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
sent to the lithium mines after a human services broker buys your indenture as part of restructuring your dad's uma musume debts
I usually allow myself one cigar a year. It was a tradition of mine to smoke one with the rest of my family at a 4th of July party.
But not today. This year, it's just Friday.
I can't imagine being proud of anything "America" today.
But not today. This year, it's just Friday.
I can't imagine being proud of anything "America" today.
July 4, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I usually allow myself one cigar a year. It was a tradition of mine to smoke one with the rest of my family at a 4th of July party.
But not today. This year, it's just Friday.
I can't imagine being proud of anything "America" today.
But not today. This year, it's just Friday.
I can't imagine being proud of anything "America" today.
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"please dont be political about this picture of a political protest"
The people of LA should be protesting authoritarian over-reach and fascist power structures attacking their borthers and sisters.
Short one today.
The people of LA should be protesting authoritarian over-reach and fascist power structures attacking their borthers and sisters.
Short one today.
"No Politics Plz"
YouTube video by PleasantKenobi
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June 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"please dont be political about this picture of a political protest"
The people of LA should be protesting authoritarian over-reach and fascist power structures attacking their borthers and sisters.
Short one today.
The people of LA should be protesting authoritarian over-reach and fascist power structures attacking their borthers and sisters.
Short one today.
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"No one is coming to save us," must NOT be a nihilistic aphorism, but a demand for YOU to save yourself, your community, your class, & the whole of the Earth's wretched.
Good on you for getting out on the street. Now find those organizing against fascism & build the alternative.
Good on you for getting out on the street. Now find those organizing against fascism & build the alternative.
June 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"No one is coming to save us," must NOT be a nihilistic aphorism, but a demand for YOU to save yourself, your community, your class, & the whole of the Earth's wretched.
Good on you for getting out on the street. Now find those organizing against fascism & build the alternative.
Good on you for getting out on the street. Now find those organizing against fascism & build the alternative.
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Fundamentally I enjoy my time here more than I did my time on Twitter. I am less engaged for sure but I'm also back to being unreasonably angry over things that don't make sense to normal people and not being angry about neo Nazis screaming at content creators I like.
May 27, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Fundamentally I enjoy my time here more than I did my time on Twitter. I am less engaged for sure but I'm also back to being unreasonably angry over things that don't make sense to normal people and not being angry about neo Nazis screaming at content creators I like.
A+ Canada. However, if you're sad about not having Jack Daniels to drink, your life was sad enough to begin with.
Jack Daniel's maker said Canadian provinces taking American liquor off store shelves was 'worse than a tariff' and a 'disproportionate response' to levies imposed by the Trump administration reut.rs/3XtHp32
Jack Daniel's maker says Canada pulling US alcohol off shelves 'worse than tariff'
Jack Daniel's maker Brown-Forman's CEO Lawson Whiting said on Wednesday Canadian provinces taking American liquor off store shelves was "worse than a tariff" and a "disproportionate response" to levies imposed by the Trump administration.
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March 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
A+ Canada. However, if you're sad about not having Jack Daniels to drink, your life was sad enough to begin with.
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For Lent, I'm giving up.
March 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
For Lent, I'm giving up.
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it's only doomscrolling if it's from the mount doom area of mordor, otherwise it's just sparkling panic
It's not doomscrolling, it's just moisturizing with fear-sweat
February 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
it's only doomscrolling if it's from the mount doom area of mordor, otherwise it's just sparkling panic
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"Donald Trump has declared himself king of the United States, this is why I'm not voting for the Democrats next election"
February 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"Donald Trump has declared himself king of the United States, this is why I'm not voting for the Democrats next election"
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Hey great video man, but you missed an opportunity to do *the least funniest thing imaginable*
February 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Hey great video man, but you missed an opportunity to do *the least funniest thing imaginable*
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I, for one, am pretty fond of Canada.
February 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I, for one, am pretty fond of Canada.
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mr president, you say you want to be a 'dictator.' But what the american people want is a dictator who favors higher minimum wages. Let's work together to make that happen.
Mr. President: Instead of stealing Greenland from Denmark, I have a better idea.
In Denmark, everyone is guaranteed health care, college education is free, parents receive 1-year of paid paternity leave & workers don’t make less than $22 an hour.
Let's steal those ideas.
In Denmark, everyone is guaranteed health care, college education is free, parents receive 1-year of paid paternity leave & workers don’t make less than $22 an hour.
Let's steal those ideas.
January 28, 2025 at 7:36 AM
mr president, you say you want to be a 'dictator.' But what the american people want is a dictator who favors higher minimum wages. Let's work together to make that happen.
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Americans are gonna learn quickly that no major news source is reliable anymore
Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed
January 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Americans are gonna learn quickly that no major news source is reliable anymore
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Also I don't want to have this person think I agree so screenshot but! Its bc if your child is dead it can't possibly bother the person that believes this vs if your child is autistic than it can. People really need to grasp how much of peoples politics is based solely on how annoyed they are about
December 14, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Also I don't want to have this person think I agree so screenshot but! Its bc if your child is dead it can't possibly bother the person that believes this vs if your child is autistic than it can. People really need to grasp how much of peoples politics is based solely on how annoyed they are about
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Addendum: please do not explain to me why you like using your phone to pay for things, I'm not trying to be sold on that
In fact I'm complaining about that being normalized because it's a thing I Do Not Want and I don't want the world to keep accelerating towards "have a phone or struggle to exist"
In fact I'm complaining about that being normalized because it's a thing I Do Not Want and I don't want the world to keep accelerating towards "have a phone or struggle to exist"
December 7, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Addendum: please do not explain to me why you like using your phone to pay for things, I'm not trying to be sold on that
In fact I'm complaining about that being normalized because it's a thing I Do Not Want and I don't want the world to keep accelerating towards "have a phone or struggle to exist"
In fact I'm complaining about that being normalized because it's a thing I Do Not Want and I don't want the world to keep accelerating towards "have a phone or struggle to exist"
Good luck today to everyone sitting through family events today. I hope you have strength for when your family member(s) say something heinous. Fuck 'em and you got this.
November 28, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Good luck today to everyone sitting through family events today. I hope you have strength for when your family member(s) say something heinous. Fuck 'em and you got this.
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As promised, I’m running a flash sale to celebrate my good news! Use code: FUCKCANCER at checkout for 14% off MTG singles from now until Midnight EST. #magicthegathering
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November 21, 2024 at 8:39 PM
As promised, I’m running a flash sale to celebrate my good news! Use code: FUCKCANCER at checkout for 14% off MTG singles from now until Midnight EST. #magicthegathering
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