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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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soylent amazon is made of people? well yeah, of course, until they can be replaced by robots... pfft
October 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
soylent amazon is made of people? well yeah, of course, until they can be replaced by robots... pfft
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Vote for someone who wants to do something for once. We haven’t had a chance like this in almost 20 years
Now is not the time to reelect a mayor who refuses to take responsibility for the failures of his administration. We have lost shelter beds every year of the mayor’s term, and more people are sleeping outside as a result. We are a national outlier on unsheltered homelessness.
October 14, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Vote for someone who wants to do something for once. We haven’t had a chance like this in almost 20 years
shop core lettuce debara sounds lit
October 13, 2025 at 9:22 AM
shop core lettuce debara sounds lit
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Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
October 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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We’re going to need everyone to learn how to spot a GOP lie. First sign: They’re talking.
October 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
We’re going to need everyone to learn how to spot a GOP lie. First sign: They’re talking.
Two cruzian slips in one week.... the first about 'stop persecuting pedophiles' and now 'the jews'.... www.comicsands.com/cruz-rips-mt...
strange times we live in.
strange times we live in.
Ted Cruz Clashes With 'Crazy' MTG Over Her Cryptic Post Alluding That 'The Jews' Are Trying To Kill Her
MAGA is eating their own again...👀
www.comicsands.com
October 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Two cruzian slips in one week.... the first about 'stop persecuting pedophiles' and now 'the jews'.... www.comicsands.com/cruz-rips-mt...
strange times we live in.
strange times we live in.
The triumphant return of The Colbert Report
The Word: Shhhhhh!
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
www.youtube.com
September 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The triumphant return of The Colbert Report
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You have shit like Disney/ABC getting blindsided by the backlash to the Jimmy Kimmel suspension because they thought suspending him would be broadly popular because that's what Twitter was saying
Everyone with power is addicted to fucking Twitter
Everyone with power is addicted to fucking Twitter
September 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
You have shit like Disney/ABC getting blindsided by the backlash to the Jimmy Kimmel suspension because they thought suspending him would be broadly popular because that's what Twitter was saying
Everyone with power is addicted to fucking Twitter
Everyone with power is addicted to fucking Twitter
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This is how local TV ownership breaks down in Seattle:
KIRO: Paramount/CBS (Canceled Colbert)
KOMO: Sinclair (Cut off Kimmel AND demands he donate to Charlie Kirk's family & co.)
KING 5: Tegna which Nexstar wants to buy pending FCC approval. (Cut off Kimmel)
Fox 13: Fox (was Nexstar until 2019!)
KIRO: Paramount/CBS (Canceled Colbert)
KOMO: Sinclair (Cut off Kimmel AND demands he donate to Charlie Kirk's family & co.)
KING 5: Tegna which Nexstar wants to buy pending FCC approval. (Cut off Kimmel)
Fox 13: Fox (was Nexstar until 2019!)
Why have I not seen one Seattle news outlet localize what the Jimmy Kimmel thing means on the local level? Because it means a lot.
Sinclair - the company that did this to him - owns KOMO. And they're bowing to the FCC so they can merge with Nextstar/TEGNA, which just bought KING 5.
Sinclair - the company that did this to him - owns KOMO. And they're bowing to the FCC so they can merge with Nextstar/TEGNA, which just bought KING 5.
September 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This is how local TV ownership breaks down in Seattle:
KIRO: Paramount/CBS (Canceled Colbert)
KOMO: Sinclair (Cut off Kimmel AND demands he donate to Charlie Kirk's family & co.)
KING 5: Tegna which Nexstar wants to buy pending FCC approval. (Cut off Kimmel)
Fox 13: Fox (was Nexstar until 2019!)
KIRO: Paramount/CBS (Canceled Colbert)
KOMO: Sinclair (Cut off Kimmel AND demands he donate to Charlie Kirk's family & co.)
KING 5: Tegna which Nexstar wants to buy pending FCC approval. (Cut off Kimmel)
Fox 13: Fox (was Nexstar until 2019!)
Kinda glad we don't have flying cars...
Flying cars crash into each other and catch fire in China
Two flying cars have collided during an air show rehearsal in China designed as a showcase for the technology.
www.yahoo.com
September 18, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Kinda glad we don't have flying cars...
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#GodotEngine 4.5 has finally arrived! 🎉
With this new release, we made meticulous efforts in order to amplify what is possible to do with our engine, guided by our goal of making gaming and game development for everyone!
godotengine.org/releases/4.5/
With this new release, we made meticulous efforts in order to amplify what is possible to do with our engine, guided by our goal of making gaming and game development for everyone!
godotengine.org/releases/4.5/
Godot 4.5, making dreams accessible – Godot Engine
From mind-blowing effects now made possible by the stencil buffer to accessible descriptions of your GUI elements that opens up the possibility for people with disabilities to play your game — we are ...
godotengine.org
September 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
#GodotEngine 4.5 has finally arrived! 🎉
With this new release, we made meticulous efforts in order to amplify what is possible to do with our engine, guided by our goal of making gaming and game development for everyone!
godotengine.org/releases/4.5/
With this new release, we made meticulous efforts in order to amplify what is possible to do with our engine, guided by our goal of making gaming and game development for everyone!
godotengine.org/releases/4.5/
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Hey Seattle people
Want to donate to a great candidate for free?
You know those election vouchers you never use? You can use them online!
Just visit www.wilsonforseattle.com and follow the instructions.
Feel like a big spender and drop $100 on Katie and not even get a text from ActBlue!
Want to donate to a great candidate for free?
You know those election vouchers you never use? You can use them online!
Just visit www.wilsonforseattle.com and follow the instructions.
Feel like a big spender and drop $100 on Katie and not even get a text from ActBlue!
Home | Elect Katie Wilson
I love this city and I know that we can solve our most pressing problems and accomplish great things together. We don’t have to settle for half measures. But we need to take initiative. We need to be ...
www.wilsonforseattle.com
September 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Hey Seattle people
Want to donate to a great candidate for free?
You know those election vouchers you never use? You can use them online!
Just visit www.wilsonforseattle.com and follow the instructions.
Feel like a big spender and drop $100 on Katie and not even get a text from ActBlue!
Want to donate to a great candidate for free?
You know those election vouchers you never use? You can use them online!
Just visit www.wilsonforseattle.com and follow the instructions.
Feel like a big spender and drop $100 on Katie and not even get a text from ActBlue!
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🟥GAMES JOBS - RTs super appreciated because we don't really have a bsky presence yet!🟥
Batterystaple's working on an unannounced 2D multiplayer variety/chaos/yell-at-your-friends game, and we're looking to hire a few talented artists to bring the game's energy to life.
Info & app link below!
Batterystaple's working on an unannounced 2D multiplayer variety/chaos/yell-at-your-friends game, and we're looking to hire a few talented artists to bring the game's energy to life.
Info & app link below!
August 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
🟥GAMES JOBS - RTs super appreciated because we don't really have a bsky presence yet!🟥
Batterystaple's working on an unannounced 2D multiplayer variety/chaos/yell-at-your-friends game, and we're looking to hire a few talented artists to bring the game's energy to life.
Info & app link below!
Batterystaple's working on an unannounced 2D multiplayer variety/chaos/yell-at-your-friends game, and we're looking to hire a few talented artists to bring the game's energy to life.
Info & app link below!
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📣New Game Announcement 📣
Cleaning Up - Turn huge messes into sparkling spaces! Feel the satisfaction of restoring them to order with your super-powered cleaning tools. The quick, cozy joy of tidying up!
Wishlist & Play the Demo Here: unboundcreations.com/games/cleani...
Cleaning Up - Turn huge messes into sparkling spaces! Feel the satisfaction of restoring them to order with your super-powered cleaning tools. The quick, cozy joy of tidying up!
Wishlist & Play the Demo Here: unboundcreations.com/games/cleani...
August 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
📣New Game Announcement 📣
Cleaning Up - Turn huge messes into sparkling spaces! Feel the satisfaction of restoring them to order with your super-powered cleaning tools. The quick, cozy joy of tidying up!
Wishlist & Play the Demo Here: unboundcreations.com/games/cleani...
Cleaning Up - Turn huge messes into sparkling spaces! Feel the satisfaction of restoring them to order with your super-powered cleaning tools. The quick, cozy joy of tidying up!
Wishlist & Play the Demo Here: unboundcreations.com/games/cleani...
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this is hard to even type out but this may be the most upsetting thing I've ever seen in the new york times
July 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
this is hard to even type out but this may be the most upsetting thing I've ever seen in the new york times
Really impressive open source vector graphics / animation tool!
Free online vector editor & procedural design tool
Open source free software. A vector graphics creativity suite with a clean, intuitive interface. Opens instantly (no signup) and runs locally in a browser. Exports SVG, PNG, JPG.
graphite.rs
July 4, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Really impressive open source vector graphics / animation tool!
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In case you wondered why Trump can't afford to pay for disaster relief: they are diverting disaster relief money to fund concentration camps
June 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
In case you wondered why Trump can't afford to pay for disaster relief: they are diverting disaster relief money to fund concentration camps
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Here's a map of all the public lands in Washington state that Republicans want to put up for sale by passing their Big Ugly bill.
Make sure everyone sees this & send the message that public lands belong in public hands.
Check out the map yourself: outdooralliance.maps.arcgis.com/apps/instant...
Make sure everyone sees this & send the message that public lands belong in public hands.
Check out the map yourself: outdooralliance.maps.arcgis.com/apps/instant...
June 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Here's a map of all the public lands in Washington state that Republicans want to put up for sale by passing their Big Ugly bill.
Make sure everyone sees this & send the message that public lands belong in public hands.
Check out the map yourself: outdooralliance.maps.arcgis.com/apps/instant...
Make sure everyone sees this & send the message that public lands belong in public hands.
Check out the map yourself: outdooralliance.maps.arcgis.com/apps/instant...
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important life hack for video games
June 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
important life hack for video games
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From a friend in Torrence, California
June 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
From a friend in Torrence, California
'What About Trump?' CNN Finally Asks About Trump's Mental Acuity. Meanwhile, on Fox News... www.newscorpse.com/ncWP/?p=66402
‘What About Trump?’ CNN Finally Asks About Trump’s Mental Acuity. Meanwhile, on Fox News…
The subject of President Biden’s mental health has been filling the airtime on many of the mainstream news networks since the publication of “Original sin,” the book co-authored b…
www.newscorpse.com
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 AM
'What About Trump?' CNN Finally Asks About Trump's Mental Acuity. Meanwhile, on Fox News... www.newscorpse.com/ncWP/?p=66402