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@robinmarlesuth.bsky.social
was on Twitter for 15ish years, dropped when Elon took over, and recently migrated over to bluesky. We'll see how this goes! 🥴🫣 Fan of video games, books, and very occasionally tv shows.
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“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment
May 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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nyc parks on the first day the weather gets nice
March 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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In the Wii series games, Wuhu Island is committed to clean air by only allowing electric vehicles. However, in Mario Kart 7, gas vehicles are used in the races. This implies that Mario made a deal with the Wuhu Island administration to receive exclusive pollution privileges.
March 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Perhaps you could use a nice blep.

#caturday
March 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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One consequence of tolerating pseudoscience is that people die when its legitimatization becomes baked into our culture, health care systems, and institutions.
March 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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“We are currently clean on OPSEC” I declare to my group chat as I disclose operational details of an in progress airstrike to a group chat on unsecured devices that includes a journalist.

Just the absolute stupidest, lowest quality soldier imaginable.
March 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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WHATEVER THEY'RE PAYING THE ASSASSIN'S CREED SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER ITS NOT ENOUGH
March 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Happy One Month Anniversary to this story.
March 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.

[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
March 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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This aged badly
March 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Artist + Chimera (risograph)
March 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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This drip goes hard asf fr where do I cop
March 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Tiger Woods Claims That In Time He Will Fuck Everyone’s Ex-Wife
Tiger Woods Claims That In Time He Will Fuck Everyone’s Ex-Wife
JUPITER ISLAND, FL—Providing context after the announcement of his new relationship with Donald Trump Jr.’s former spouse Vanessa Trump, Tiger Woods claimed Tuesday that in time he will fuck everyone’...
theonion.com
March 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Canada lynx
March 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Is that not just the cars
March 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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🎠
March 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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This horse statuette in my DC hotel is too sexy! My kids are crying! #horses #sexyhorses #horsessexy #crying
March 25, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Circling back on this…
March 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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YOU CAN PET AND SCRITCH THE KITTIES IN ASSASSINS CREED SHADOWS

And this unlocks them for you to add to your hideout!!!

This is important information!!
March 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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“Anyone who likes or replies to the photos will be treated as a terrorist sympathizer. If you possess these images, delete them now. Elon Musk is a patriot with a great American hairline.”
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DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism 
WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constituted an act of domestic terrorism. “For the benefit of all Americans, anyone who posts or reposts photos from Mr. Musk’s PayPal days will be prosecuted for terrorism,” […]
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March 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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March 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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UNIANIMOUSLY!!!
March 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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The person who punched Richard Spencer and instantly made him a meme never got caught. Just threw one punch and skipped off into immortality. I think about that a lot.
one of the most important things to learn, if you're out there doing things:

you don't get to talk about it.

you don't get to brag about it, you don't get to tell your friends, you don't get drinks bought for you in the bar off the story.

it's *always* shut the fuck up friday
March 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM