“Life's most persistent and urgent question is: 'What are you doing for others?’” - MLK.
And he does it EVERY DAY, too
And he does it EVERY DAY, too
“Why are you guys so obsessed with the President of the United States being part of a massive child rape ring?”
“Why are you guys so obsessed with the President of the United States being part of a massive child rape ring?”
School shooting
Survivor
Had a film crew+
Trolled him while he walked
To the Capitol
Yelled that he should admit
That the school shooting was fake
And that he was an actor
Told him she had a gun
Called him little Hitler
He was 19
0 thoughts/prayers/fks about her
School shooting
Survivor
Had a film crew+
Trolled him while he walked
To the Capitol
Yelled that he should admit
That the school shooting was fake
And that he was an actor
Told him she had a gun
Called him little Hitler
He was 19
0 thoughts/prayers/fks about her
We shouldn't have to depend on our own email because you failed to maintain real oauth protections to access an account on your site.
Get with it.
We shouldn't have to depend on our own email because you failed to maintain real oauth protections to access an account on your site.
Get with it.
- 11/14/25
- 11/14/25
REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?
TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?
TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
You need an appendectomy
How much is that
Umm … $47,285
How much without the anesthesia
Ok we can do that for $36,210
I don’t think so
What’s it going to take to get you into this OR today
I’m going to shop around
Hold on, my manager is coming over
REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?
TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
You need an appendectomy
How much is that
Umm … $47,285
How much without the anesthesia
Ok we can do that for $36,210
I don’t think so
What’s it going to take to get you into this OR today
I’m going to shop around
Hold on, my manager is coming over
“bill should stop trying to scare people .ike chicken little,” Epstein wrote. (In October, Gates released a memo downplaying the impact of climate change’
“bill should stop trying to scare people .ike chicken little,” Epstein wrote. (In October, Gates released a memo downplaying the impact of climate change’
Jeffery Epstein: Though I'd like to answer that question, I'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights.
Jeffery Epstein: Though I'd like to answer that question, I'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights.
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