chris-69⬡⬡42.pf
@rng.sh
+he/him
+swears
+tekmekanik:ops/sec
+nso:crdl
+[E]:au
+ttrpgs
+tacos
+anatopist
+honestly (probably) not a wizard
+confused a lot
-panicking
+swears
+tekmekanik:ops/sec
+nso:crdl
+[E]:au
+ttrpgs
+tacos
+anatopist
+honestly (probably) not a wizard
+confused a lot
-panicking
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Too young for Instagram, not too young for an ankle monitor...
The legislation removes the requirement for either the child, or their parent or guardian, to consent to wearing the device.
Children as young as 10 to be fitted with ankle monitors under proposed laws
The legislation removes the requirement for either the child, or their parent or guardian, to consent to wearing the device.
www.abc.net.au
December 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Too young for Instagram, not too young for an ankle monitor...
These people are aware the year is 2025, yes? Not 1925?
Pick up the telephone and call your friends.
Write to your friends with a pen and paper, put it in an envelope and post it to them!
Within a country town, you and your mates could get some cheap UHF CB walkie-talkies and talk across town. (Aldi sell 'em for $20 a pair).
Write to your friends with a pen and paper, put it in an envelope and post it to them!
Within a country town, you and your mates could get some cheap UHF CB walkie-talkies and talk across town. (Aldi sell 'em for $20 a pair).
December 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
These people are aware the year is 2025, yes? Not 1925?
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Fucking WHERE
📢 Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is encouraging children to catch up face-to-face ahead of the under-16s social media ban.
PM Albanese delivers message to kids ahead of social media ban
www.smh.com.au
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Fucking WHERE
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new open world pvp flag
December 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
new open world pvp flag
I do not want to sit next to someone in a cramped metal tube with recycled air when THEY'VE JUST BEEN TO THE FUCKING GYM
Duffy: "My daughter pointed out a video from Dr. Paul Saladino where he was complaining that there are no pull up bars in airports, which prompted me to call Sec. Kennedy to give me Paul's number to start the conversation."
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I do not want to sit next to someone in a cramped metal tube with recycled air when THEY'VE JUST BEEN TO THE FUCKING GYM
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How much does the soldering hurt?
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
How much does the soldering hurt?
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you can be all smart or whatever
but when you open that screenshot on your phone
you're gonna start clicking the buttons in it and then be like aw shit
but when you open that screenshot on your phone
you're gonna start clicking the buttons in it and then be like aw shit
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
you can be all smart or whatever
but when you open that screenshot on your phone
you're gonna start clicking the buttons in it and then be like aw shit
but when you open that screenshot on your phone
you're gonna start clicking the buttons in it and then be like aw shit
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behold the festive cranberry obelisk
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
behold the festive cranberry obelisk
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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Couldn't run a country, couldn't organise a NBN, couldn't even be relied upon to big fish little fish cardboard box properly
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Couldn't run a country, couldn't organise a NBN, couldn't even be relied upon to big fish little fish cardboard box properly
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@ianbetteridge.com’s law remains undefeated despite strenuous efforts of the most credulous
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
@ianbetteridge.com’s law remains undefeated despite strenuous efforts of the most credulous
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Frankenstein, or: Maybe You Shouldn't Have Built That Weird Man
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Frankenstein, or: Maybe You Shouldn't Have Built That Weird Man
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Keys are hard. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/w...
Cryptographers Held an Election. They Can’t Decrypt the Results.
www.nytimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Keys are hard. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/w...
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“Elon’s blowjob prowess edges out Trump’s—his precision engineering delivers unmatched finesse."
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“Elon’s blowjob prowess edges out Trump’s—his precision engineering delivers unmatched finesse."
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extra fun fact: i ALSO made the "hired this fucking thing" post that gets shared around too, but its the same situation
#1 (ex)tumblr snep-poster
#1 (ex)tumblr snep-poster
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
extra fun fact: i ALSO made the "hired this fucking thing" post that gets shared around too, but its the same situation
#1 (ex)tumblr snep-poster
#1 (ex)tumblr snep-poster
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Finally thank god
November 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Finally thank god
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OH
WELL
WHY
NOT
WELL
WHY
NOT
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
OH
WELL
WHY
NOT
WELL
WHY
NOT
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standing in my kitchen with no pants on chugging non-alcoholic egg nog straight from the cartoon until my tummy hurts (i missed this)
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
standing in my kitchen with no pants on chugging non-alcoholic egg nog straight from the cartoon until my tummy hurts (i missed this)
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x/twitter app is now tagging screenshots you take with the x dot com logo in the upper right.
It is intercepting the screenshot and injecting the logo which does not appear before the screenshot is taken.
I would not be surprised if this mechanism was used to inject tracking pixels too.
It is intercepting the screenshot and injecting the logo which does not appear before the screenshot is taken.
I would not be surprised if this mechanism was used to inject tracking pixels too.
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
x/twitter app is now tagging screenshots you take with the x dot com logo in the upper right.
It is intercepting the screenshot and injecting the logo which does not appear before the screenshot is taken.
I would not be surprised if this mechanism was used to inject tracking pixels too.
It is intercepting the screenshot and injecting the logo which does not appear before the screenshot is taken.
I would not be surprised if this mechanism was used to inject tracking pixels too.
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(Premium users can also converse with Satan.)
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
(Premium users can also converse with Satan.)
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A motivation-biz guy came through our office in the '90s who famously only slept 4 hours a night because life was too beautiful and amazing to sleep through it. But it turned out to just be cocaine.
Two hours a night: Japan PM’s sleep schedule prompts concerns about work-life balance
Two hours a night: Japan PM’s sleep schedule prompts concerns about work-life balance
Takaichi caused a stir last week after she summoned aides to her office for a 3am meeting to prepare for a budget committee hearing
Japan’s prime minister, Sanae Takaichi, has said she gets by on just two to four hours sleep a night – prompting concern over her commitment to a better work-life balance among the country’s fatigued employees.
Pointing to the bags beneath her eyes, Takaichi told MPs that she survives on minimal sleep – a habit she shares with her political hero Margaret Thatcher – after being asked how she would tackle Japan’s notoriously long working hours. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
A motivation-biz guy came through our office in the '90s who famously only slept 4 hours a night because life was too beautiful and amazing to sleep through it. But it turned out to just be cocaine.