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Me: it’s our garbage
Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it?
Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it
Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then
Me: it’s our garbage
Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it?
Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it
Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then
I have fired
the bureaucrats
throughout
your government
Even the ones
that were probably
keeping planes
in the air
Forgive me
I am not very smart
So efficiency
Much savings
I have fired
the bureaucrats
throughout
your government
Even the ones
that were probably
keeping planes
in the air
Forgive me
I am not very smart
So efficiency
Much savings
*presses start and turns around*
Teaspoon: you're not gonna believe this
*presses start and turns around*
Teaspoon: you're not gonna believe this
Pessimist: The cup is half empty.
Writer: The cup glistened with condensation, reminding me of summers past and the August night my mother died, thrown from her horse into a dark ravine.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty.
Editor: (Hmmm the cup was in a different spot on the table in the previous shot but if no one else notices maybe I can get home before 11 tonight…)
Pessimist: The cup is half empty.
Historian: The cup, 1789-1914
Pessimist: The cup is half empty.
Writer: The cup glistened with condensation, reminding me of summers past and the August night my mother died, thrown from her horse into a dark ravine.
cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me
cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me
Trump: Mass bloodshed, raise prices, kiss up to dictators
MAGA: Yay mass bloodshed!
Swing voters: Tough call
Constitutional conservatives: I don't love it, but I'm in
Leftists: They're the same
Media: Candidates Offer Policy Alternatives
Trump: Mass bloodshed, raise prices, kiss up to dictators
MAGA: Yay mass bloodshed!
Swing voters: Tough call
Constitutional conservatives: I don't love it, but I'm in
Leftists: They're the same
Media: Candidates Offer Policy Alternatives
Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud.
Here's mine.
Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud.
Here's mine.