R. Kevin Garcia Doyle
@rkevingarciadoyle.bsky.social
Fictional Rock Star
Actual Human
(He/Him)
Actual Human
(He/Him)
TSM you walk into the men's room and immediately know somebody had asparagus for lunch.
December 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
TSM you walk into the men's room and immediately know somebody had asparagus for lunch.
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You're not seeing the defense and international conflict experts disagreeing because if the facts are true, it's one of the most basic things in the law of armed conflict: You cannot kill people who are "hors de combat," taken out of the game by injury or attack. This is Geneva 101 stuff.
I follower a few defense experts.
Seeing them all straight-up declare this a war crime without any him-and-hawing is uhm
Disconcerting.
Pete Hegseth must resign, as does Stephen Miller. Donald Trump should be subpoenaed before Congress to answer for HIS policy.
Seeing them all straight-up declare this a war crime without any him-and-hawing is uhm
Disconcerting.
Pete Hegseth must resign, as does Stephen Miller. Donald Trump should be subpoenaed before Congress to answer for HIS policy.
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
You're not seeing the defense and international conflict experts disagreeing because if the facts are true, it's one of the most basic things in the law of armed conflict: You cannot kill people who are "hors de combat," taken out of the game by injury or attack. This is Geneva 101 stuff.
I imagine outside of our shared dislike of Trump and love of the constitution, Joe Walsh and I have little common political ground. He's the perfect example of "... i would fight to my death for your right to say it" for me. Mad props to him for being a loud voice for Liberty.
Trump lies virtually every time he opens his mouth. He told another whopper today. A people ok with government lying to them like this, is a people who’ll get government doing much worse to them. We mustn’t accept this much lying. My video. Have a watch.👇open open.substack.com/pub/socialco...
WATCH: Another Lie from the Big Turkey
I will never get over it, and neither should you
open.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I imagine outside of our shared dislike of Trump and love of the constitution, Joe Walsh and I have little common political ground. He's the perfect example of "... i would fight to my death for your right to say it" for me. Mad props to him for being a loud voice for Liberty.
Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell, Charlie Brown.
You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell, Charlie Brown.
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Too late. Marco Rubio already spilled the truth. The so called peace plan was Russia’s wish list, not something the US drafted. He’s trying to walk it back but the damage is done.
He’s scrambling.
He’s scrambling.
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Too late. Marco Rubio already spilled the truth. The so called peace plan was Russia’s wish list, not something the US drafted. He’s trying to walk it back but the damage is done.
He’s scrambling.
He’s scrambling.
I think one thing that proves my nerd cred is that I spend way too much time wondering what became of the entwives.
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I think one thing that proves my nerd cred is that I spend way too much time wondering what became of the entwives.
Working at a school means hearing things like "raise your hand if you haven't been the poison dart frog yet and want to be. "
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Working at a school means hearing things like "raise your hand if you haven't been the poison dart frog yet and want to be. "
One problem with being a supervillain is there's too many evil plans and not enough evil flans.
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
One problem with being a supervillain is there's too many evil plans and not enough evil flans.
When I see misspelled graffiti, my first thought is always "oh shi... we're really living in an AI simulation. "
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
When I see misspelled graffiti, my first thought is always "oh shi... we're really living in an AI simulation. "
When I have curry and rice for lunch, I reheat the curry but leave the rice cold so I can use it like a big old ice cube to cool off my overheated curry. Subscribe for more life hacks.
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
When I have curry and rice for lunch, I reheat the curry but leave the rice cold so I can use it like a big old ice cube to cool off my overheated curry. Subscribe for more life hacks.
Tonight, I used "mid" (in the gen alpha sense) with a fellow fully grown adult. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.
November 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Tonight, I used "mid" (in the gen alpha sense) with a fellow fully grown adult. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.
Nobody got my Shake Weight Halloween costume.
November 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Nobody got my Shake Weight Halloween costume.
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Trying to blame the Dems cutting off SNAP (while sitting on billons of available contingency funds) as his boss bulldozes the WH to build a ball room like Saddam's palace, sends $40 billion to bail out Argentines, and eats "gold adorned" brownies in Korea is not gonna work.
October 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Trying to blame the Dems cutting off SNAP (while sitting on billons of available contingency funds) as his boss bulldozes the WH to build a ball room like Saddam's palace, sends $40 billion to bail out Argentines, and eats "gold adorned" brownies in Korea is not gonna work.
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If you need to explain to an idiot why Tolkien would have despised these goons, I have already grabbed a picture of the relevant passage (and I doubt I was the first):
October 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If you need to explain to an idiot why Tolkien would have despised these goons, I have already grabbed a picture of the relevant passage (and I doubt I was the first):
Going to the bathroom at 57 is like two minutes of doing my business and six minutes of asking my colon if it's sure it's done.
October 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Going to the bathroom at 57 is like two minutes of doing my business and six minutes of asking my colon if it's sure it's done.
Moose lips sink ships.
October 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Moose lips sink ships.
Veni vidi LMFAO. They came, they party rocked, they apologized for party rocking, they retired.
October 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Veni vidi LMFAO. They came, they party rocked, they apologized for party rocking, they retired.
Republicans are causing SNAP to be canceled and blaming democrats si they can get democrats to agree to massive increases in health insurance, so they can blame the democrats for that.
October 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Republicans are causing SNAP to be canceled and blaming democrats si they can get democrats to agree to massive increases in health insurance, so they can blame the democrats for that.
When I was a little kid,I knew there was a song called Live and Let Die, but i wasn't sure exactly how it went so for a while i was pretty sure it was (as I later learned) Take It To The Limit by The Eagles.
October 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
When I was a little kid,I knew there was a song called Live and Let Die, but i wasn't sure exactly how it went so for a while i was pretty sure it was (as I later learned) Take It To The Limit by The Eagles.
It's not an original idea, but I'd love to see a production of A Midsummer Night's Dream where - instead of the head of a donkey - Bottom's head is replaced by actual buttocks.
October 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It's not an original idea, but I'd love to see a production of A Midsummer Night's Dream where - instead of the head of a donkey - Bottom's head is replaced by actual buttocks.
Time stops when I'm looking at snacks in a convenience store.
October 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Time stops when I'm looking at snacks in a convenience store.
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To hear Mark Elias say this is no joke. In the context of commentators on American democracy this is as serious as it gets. This man, champion fighter of democracy, not an alarmist, filtered, passions restrained, just told us: DOJ, FBI weaponized, Republicans openly trying to rig elections. 🚨 Fire!
The old rulebook is gone. It's not coming back and we all need to accept that. The DOJ is weaponized. the GOP is rigging elections. Trump is literally bulldozing the White House.
Democrats need to operate under this new reality, fight hard, and play by the same rules.
Democrats need to operate under this new reality, fight hard, and play by the same rules.
October 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
To hear Mark Elias say this is no joke. In the context of commentators on American democracy this is as serious as it gets. This man, champion fighter of democracy, not an alarmist, filtered, passions restrained, just told us: DOJ, FBI weaponized, Republicans openly trying to rig elections. 🚨 Fire!
Sometimes, with certain songs, I touch the speakers so i can feel the music through my forearms and I just weep.
October 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Sometimes, with certain songs, I touch the speakers so i can feel the music through my forearms and I just weep.
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Trump is pissed about an ad that Canada recently ran in the U.S. showing Ronald Reagan talking about tariffs in 1987.
“Based on their egregious behavior, ALL TRADE NEGOTIATIONS WITH CANADA ARE HEREBY TERMINATED.”
“Based on their egregious behavior, ALL TRADE NEGOTIATIONS WITH CANADA ARE HEREBY TERMINATED.”
October 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Trump is pissed about an ad that Canada recently ran in the U.S. showing Ronald Reagan talking about tariffs in 1987.
“Based on their egregious behavior, ALL TRADE NEGOTIATIONS WITH CANADA ARE HEREBY TERMINATED.”
“Based on their egregious behavior, ALL TRADE NEGOTIATIONS WITH CANADA ARE HEREBY TERMINATED.”
Random shuffle told a very short story today
October 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Random shuffle told a very short story today