I have absolutely no idea why future whiteness means anything to anyone, much less to a dude who has demonstrated that he doesn't especially care about anyone's future. To a sane and not evil person, humanity existing is what matters, not one specific melanin deficient branch of humanity.

Well if it's once I might be down, but if he's trying give my shoes a cat bath every time I see him, I'd decline his offer. And if his tongue touches my socks or ankles, I'm going to have to set us both on fire.

Every now and again I'm reminded that your life is much, much more interesting than mine. Clarifying question - does he get to link them once or is this a "i get to lick them every time I see you" thing?