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the jolt of lightning i felt realizing China has independently invented Louisiana from first principles
June 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
the jolt of lightning i felt realizing China has independently invented Louisiana from first principles
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They used to apply this perfect victim logic to rape survivors and Black bus boycott ladies and it needs to die
the pollsters, the politicians, anyone in this camp needs to be shown the fucking door
April 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
They used to apply this perfect victim logic to rape survivors and Black bus boycott ladies and it needs to die
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Generations aren't real, except when science verifies my generation is by far the hardest one to fool
Economist/YouGov Poll
Net favorability of Donald Trump [at the start of his second term | now] among U.S. adult citizens by age
18-29: +5 | -29
30-44: -6 | -14
45-64: +12 | +1
65+: -4 | -8
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Net favorability of Donald Trump [at the start of his second term | now] among U.S. adult citizens by age
18-29: +5 | -29
30-44: -6 | -14
45-64: +12 | +1
65+: -4 | -8
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...
April 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Generations aren't real, except when science verifies my generation is by far the hardest one to fool
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The Luke Taylor always says, "Yo, you betta get my ass a Oreo Cookie Blizzard Treat. You best believe it's gotta be Oppa Luke Luke Style, ma!" And oh yeah, that was the Luke Taylor. It was a quote of him. But we are definitely going to get him the treat. on The stream. twitch.tv/gooffkings
March 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The Luke Taylor always says, "Yo, you betta get my ass a Oreo Cookie Blizzard Treat. You best believe it's gotta be Oppa Luke Luke Style, ma!" And oh yeah, that was the Luke Taylor. It was a quote of him. But we are definitely going to get him the treat. on The stream. twitch.tv/gooffkings
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our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963
February 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963
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in law school, robert f. kennedy jr's girlfriends note his habit of collecting roadkill and storing it in their fridges for him to feed to his falcon later.
he also has a habit of just leaving his dog places and expecting other people to bring it back to him.
he also has a habit of just leaving his dog places and expecting other people to bring it back to him.
January 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
in law school, robert f. kennedy jr's girlfriends note his habit of collecting roadkill and storing it in their fridges for him to feed to his falcon later.
he also has a habit of just leaving his dog places and expecting other people to bring it back to him.
he also has a habit of just leaving his dog places and expecting other people to bring it back to him.
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well, my dear boy its time once again for go off kings stream. wont you join us? on the stream, that is. we're streaming on the internet. and you can watch it for free right here online. and make sure to STAY on line - as us new yorkers say - and watch the stream. BOOTY!!!!!!!!! twitch.tv/gooffkings
October 8, 2024 at 3:09 PM
well, my dear boy its time once again for go off kings stream. wont you join us? on the stream, that is. we're streaming on the internet. and you can watch it for free right here online. and make sure to STAY on line - as us new yorkers say - and watch the stream. BOOTY!!!!!!!!! twitch.tv/gooffkings
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bop do dwee, bop do zow
yep thats right: its time for a money shot on the go off kings.
and yep, we're talking Borderlands Movie.
and we're watching cuck porn
"he's right behind me, isn't he?"
yep. its none other than Claptrap himself, the Burgerland robot voiced by My Ass twitch.tv/gooffkings poop
yep thats right: its time for a money shot on the go off kings.
and yep, we're talking Borderlands Movie.
and we're watching cuck porn
"he's right behind me, isn't he?"
yep. its none other than Claptrap himself, the Burgerland robot voiced by My Ass twitch.tv/gooffkings poop
August 8, 2024 at 3:41 PM
bop do dwee, bop do zow
yep thats right: its time for a money shot on the go off kings.
and yep, we're talking Borderlands Movie.
and we're watching cuck porn
"he's right behind me, isn't he?"
yep. its none other than Claptrap himself, the Burgerland robot voiced by My Ass twitch.tv/gooffkings poop
yep thats right: its time for a money shot on the go off kings.
and yep, we're talking Borderlands Movie.
and we're watching cuck porn
"he's right behind me, isn't he?"
yep. its none other than Claptrap himself, the Burgerland robot voiced by My Ass twitch.tv/gooffkings poop
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Baby had a turd that looked like a bicycle seat
August 27, 2023 at 3:10 AM
Baby had a turd that looked like a bicycle seat
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Saw a guy alone at a big table with a full chess board set up and a book about endgame strategy propped open at the Wingstop
August 19, 2023 at 1:05 AM
Saw a guy alone at a big table with a full chess board set up and a book about endgame strategy propped open at the Wingstop
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you don't need child seats if you drive like an impala or a crown victoria that has big long seats like a couch. basically a school bus. it's fine
August 19, 2023 at 2:18 PM
you don't need child seats if you drive like an impala or a crown victoria that has big long seats like a couch. basically a school bus. it's fine
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Now of days they don't even call them tv dinners anymore. Now they're probably called Smart Phone Dinners
August 15, 2023 at 2:08 PM
Now of days they don't even call them tv dinners anymore. Now they're probably called Smart Phone Dinners
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We’ve crossed the Rubicon twice baby. We’re going the other direction
Find someone who loves you as much as stupid people love saying the word Rubicon every time someone powerful faces any sort of ramification for their actions
August 15, 2023 at 4:13 AM
We’ve crossed the Rubicon twice baby. We’re going the other direction
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um actually when u indict a woman for racketeering it’s called rica
August 15, 2023 at 5:27 AM
um actually when u indict a woman for racketeering it’s called rica
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it still makes sense to assume the person saying it is fully deadass in saying that they believe a free lunch literally does not exist. such people will hear about a government providing free school lunches to kids and react like they're seeing a lovecraftian horror. it does not compute
August 15, 2023 at 9:19 AM
it still makes sense to assume the person saying it is fully deadass in saying that they believe a free lunch literally does not exist. such people will hear about a government providing free school lunches to kids and react like they're seeing a lovecraftian horror. it does not compute
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i love how every time the phrase "there's no such thing as a free lunch" gets whipped out by somebody it's almost always in response to someone or something providing a free lunch or something equivalent and going like "wait no. no no you cant do that no. that cant happen no"
August 15, 2023 at 9:16 AM
i love how every time the phrase "there's no such thing as a free lunch" gets whipped out by somebody it's almost always in response to someone or something providing a free lunch or something equivalent and going like "wait no. no no you cant do that no. that cant happen no"
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Snakes go like this:
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace butt
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace butt
August 14, 2023 at 11:51 PM
Snakes go like this:
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace butt
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace butt
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Just brought my fears regarding an overarching occult conspiracy to a respected authority figure. Thankfully, he gently addressed my concerns and put them to rest. I sure hope he didn't get on the phone immediately after I left and tell the mysterious other party that "we have a problem".
August 10, 2023 at 4:09 PM
Just brought my fears regarding an overarching occult conspiracy to a respected authority figure. Thankfully, he gently addressed my concerns and put them to rest. I sure hope he didn't get on the phone immediately after I left and tell the mysterious other party that "we have a problem".
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me: jesus take the wheel
jesus: i can't i'm so fucked up
me: then just switch seats with me until the cops are gone
jesus: oh man i think i'm gonna throw up
me: don't throw up
jesus: i'm gonna throw up
me: then roll the window down
jesus: where's the crank
me: it's a button
jesus: where's the button
jesus: i can't i'm so fucked up
me: then just switch seats with me until the cops are gone
jesus: oh man i think i'm gonna throw up
me: don't throw up
jesus: i'm gonna throw up
me: then roll the window down
jesus: where's the crank
me: it's a button
jesus: where's the button
August 11, 2023 at 3:26 PM
me: jesus take the wheel
jesus: i can't i'm so fucked up
me: then just switch seats with me until the cops are gone
jesus: oh man i think i'm gonna throw up
me: don't throw up
jesus: i'm gonna throw up
me: then roll the window down
jesus: where's the crank
me: it's a button
jesus: where's the button
jesus: i can't i'm so fucked up
me: then just switch seats with me until the cops are gone
jesus: oh man i think i'm gonna throw up
me: don't throw up
jesus: i'm gonna throw up
me: then roll the window down
jesus: where's the crank
me: it's a button
jesus: where's the button