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Rich
@ricwi.bsky.social
(He/Him)

Hair-Grower, Digestion Enthusiast, Queer Disaster. Your friends probably watch what I do and dont even know it. 🏒
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Hi, my name is Rich and I fucking argue with people for a living.
A... "year of victories" eh?
December 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I made the right choice.
December 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Arrivingat...Eglinton.
Eglinton Station.
DOORS will open on the right.
December 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Christmas Goose?

Why not fish and chips and mushy peas?
December 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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If you accidentally spill nachos on your radio, that’s called “Marconi and cheese.”
December 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Happy Maple Syrup Day!
Canada produces 80% of the world's pure maple syrup, and Quebec produces 91% of Canada's maple syrup.
It is something that is quintessentially Canadian.
This is its history.

🧵 1/12
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The loss of Still Game from Netflix may be what tips the scales for this house.

Guess I'm digging out my trusty BluRay player again.
December 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast.
December 16, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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No one’s rich like Gaston
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
December 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Bed.

Then work.

Nutella.
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Ingredients: Water, Beer, Ginger...

Huh. I mean it delivers what the label says.
December 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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seeing "ffmpeg" in the wild makes my poisoned brain go "Final Fantasy Male Pregnancy?"
Do not correct me
December 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
As if winter weather wasnt bad enough.... I broke a nail scraping my windshield last night.

Time to start thinking bout my next colour...
December 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Thanks to your amazing generosity this year, we were once again able to present @childsplaycharity.bsky.social with an astoundingly large amount on a comically larger than average check.

In all seriousness, this cannot happen with your continued support. We love you all.

📸: @dabe.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Glad I'm hanging onto all three of my real followers and that one ghost.

What sort of ghost are they I wonder?

I should use my wealth of paranormal investigation skills gained from playing Phas and that one series of a ghost hunting show I produced to figure it out.
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December 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Had the strangest thought yesterday.

I should start writing. Haven't done that since I was a twenty-something...

This world is bleak. And I think it needs art.
December 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
So it was -27 this morning when I stepped outside. I begrudgingly donned my *proper* winter coat.

By the time I was on the highway (having warmed and cleaned my car, and dropped my partner at work) I remembered how much I love this coat.

Its SO cozy and warm. Like being wrapped in a blanket.
December 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I wonder if I could find one of those automatic pancake-making fax machines they used to have at hotels.

Maybe they still do. I dunno.

I'd still love one... even if my counter space (or arteries) wouldn't.
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Good morning central Ontario! What a fine day to take my car to the shop and enjoy the walk back home.

What's that? Minus wh... why are you asking me a math problem?

Wait.

Its minus twenty one?

Oh good.
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"Merci d'avoir choisi GO."
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Im pretty sure I still have this whole card set and Ive never looked at it in my adult life. Holy shit thats funny.
hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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If dave Thomas had your attitude when he was starting Wendy’s we’d still be eating circles
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
We once explored the idea of a class-based GO Train system.

Limited better cars on a first come basis. Maybe snacks and nicer cars with enforced noise rules etc.

Never could get all the way there. It'd be tough to implement with the current NFC honour system fares.
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Shopping small is meaningful!
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I hadn't ever considered that the duck goes "kwock" until now.

Gonna need to have a convo with a duck to verify.
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM