For that matter, why not mozzarella sticks?!

Hmm. Ive never made my own mozzarella sticks. Probably worth a go.

Ooh! Ooh! Also polenta fries.

Fuck me yes, those.

Also I have never eaten goose. Probably because its synonymous with those nasty, bitey bastards that are always snarling traffic.

Does evil taste good?

Can I eat a Canada Goose or no?

Okay nite for real.

"Nutella" was supposed to be "Nite"

I dont work at the Nutella factory, nor will there be any Nutella in my bed.

....

Imagine the stains!

.....

...I'll ask my partner

Turns out its probably a "bot"

I dunno. I'm sure it'll have a bogus fundraiser or something for me to click on eventually.

Someone complimented my sweater and the "muted jewel tones" palette.

I corrected them immediately.

This is "Mallard Duck" actually...