Rich Sommer
@richsommer.pizza
hoping no billionaires buy it and ruin it
I’m kind of excited about this
Hey, look! Something is actually being *added* to the HBO Max library. And it's Mad Men finally in 4K!
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m kind of excited about this
one of the types of people i will never “get” is the type that goes to the local bar of a football team and loudly roots for the opposing team
I watched a Dolphins dickhead get kicked out of a Browns bar in NYC once
it was great
I wish someone would kick this dickhead outta this Vikings bar
I watched a Dolphins dickhead get kicked out of a Browns bar in NYC once
it was great
I wish someone would kick this dickhead outta this Vikings bar
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
one of the types of people i will never “get” is the type that goes to the local bar of a football team and loudly roots for the opposing team
I watched a Dolphins dickhead get kicked out of a Browns bar in NYC once
it was great
I wish someone would kick this dickhead outta this Vikings bar
I watched a Dolphins dickhead get kicked out of a Browns bar in NYC once
it was great
I wish someone would kick this dickhead outta this Vikings bar
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A clip from the RETURN OF THE JEDI live reading with Clancy Brown as Darth Vader and @richsommer.pizza as Luke Skywalker. You can watch the full thing for FREE on YouTube at swliveread.com!
October 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
A clip from the RETURN OF THE JEDI live reading with Clancy Brown as Darth Vader and @richsommer.pizza as Luke Skywalker. You can watch the full thing for FREE on YouTube at swliveread.com!
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When a game has so many house rules and variants, sometimes you need a little help figuring out the correct way to play - thankfully I had @richsommer.pizza's help as we tackled this tutorial video for UNO. Join us both here, and let's learn how to play! www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVHk...
September 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
When a game has so many house rules and variants, sometimes you need a little help figuring out the correct way to play - thankfully I had @richsommer.pizza's help as we tackled this tutorial video for UNO. Join us both here, and let's learn how to play! www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVHk...
GOD hegseth is a dork
September 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
GOD hegseth is a dork
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“Disney is run by human beings. Some of those human beings are cowards. Those cowards don’t want to be named and shamed, and if you do that effectively, they will shift their behavior.” - @ezralevin.bsky.social
Cancel fascism and reinstate Kimmel: indivisible.org/government-c...
Cancel fascism and reinstate Kimmel: indivisible.org/government-c...
September 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“Disney is run by human beings. Some of those human beings are cowards. Those cowards don’t want to be named and shamed, and if you do that effectively, they will shift their behavior.” - @ezralevin.bsky.social
Cancel fascism and reinstate Kimmel: indivisible.org/government-c...
Cancel fascism and reinstate Kimmel: indivisible.org/government-c...
YES JEFF HILLER YES
September 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
YES JEFF HILLER YES
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I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
July 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
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Rich was the sole reason I ended up working for #MadMen.
He played Harry Crane who almost jumped out a window after Don Draper's Carousel speech at the end of Season 1 but his character was too good, so he was saved by a rewrite. (BTS TRIVIA!)
I loved drawing him looking goofy every season.
He played Harry Crane who almost jumped out a window after Don Draper's Carousel speech at the end of Season 1 but his character was too good, so he was saved by a rewrite. (BTS TRIVIA!)
I loved drawing him looking goofy every season.
July 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Rich was the sole reason I ended up working for #MadMen.
He played Harry Crane who almost jumped out a window after Don Draper's Carousel speech at the end of Season 1 but his character was too good, so he was saved by a rewrite. (BTS TRIVIA!)
I loved drawing him looking goofy every season.
He played Harry Crane who almost jumped out a window after Don Draper's Carousel speech at the end of Season 1 but his character was too good, so he was saved by a rewrite. (BTS TRIVIA!)
I loved drawing him looking goofy every season.
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this is my friend Dyna, and she makes very cool things
I digitally hand-letter your address and give you a vector file to make labels/stamps/stationery. Each address is OOAK, made by hand and not a font— $50
I copy letter-styles from '50s-60s magazine headlines, ads, defunct products, book jackets
Add a name +$10
💥email nobodyssweetheart@gmail.com
I copy letter-styles from '50s-60s magazine headlines, ads, defunct products, book jackets
Add a name +$10
💥email nobodyssweetheart@gmail.com
July 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
this is my friend Dyna, and she makes very cool things
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make art! if it's the end of the world, you might as well make art! if it's not the end of the world, then the future will be better because people made art right now!
July 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
make art! if it's the end of the world, you might as well make art! if it's not the end of the world, then the future will be better because people made art right now!
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WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
July 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
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MAY EVERY DAY BE ANOTHER WONDERFUL SECRET
July 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
MAY EVERY DAY BE ANOTHER WONDERFUL SECRET
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
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Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.
July 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.
The Dork Party
The Skeeze Party
The Douchebag Party
The Decrepit Party
The Out-Of-Touch Party
btw all of these *easily* get Bill Clinton’s endorsement again
The Skeeze Party
The Douchebag Party
The Decrepit Party
The Out-Of-Touch Party
btw all of these *easily* get Bill Clinton’s endorsement again
Breaking News: Andrew Cuomo is expected to announce a third-party run in the New York City mayoral race against Zohran Mamdani, who defeated him in the Democratic primary. https://trib.al/m6obCQX
July 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The Dork Party
The Skeeze Party
The Douchebag Party
The Decrepit Party
The Out-Of-Touch Party
btw all of these *easily* get Bill Clinton’s endorsement again
The Skeeze Party
The Douchebag Party
The Decrepit Party
The Out-Of-Touch Party
btw all of these *easily* get Bill Clinton’s endorsement again
he’s a dipshit, and he knows fewer words than the average person, but he definitely knows 100% of the racist words
that’s a guarantee
so if he ever pretends he didn’t know a word he used was racist, it’s just one more Big Honkin Lie™️
that’s a guarantee
so if he ever pretends he didn’t know a word he used was racist, it’s just one more Big Honkin Lie™️
July 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
he’s a dipshit, and he knows fewer words than the average person, but he definitely knows 100% of the racist words
that’s a guarantee
so if he ever pretends he didn’t know a word he used was racist, it’s just one more Big Honkin Lie™️
that’s a guarantee
so if he ever pretends he didn’t know a word he used was racist, it’s just one more Big Honkin Lie™️
trying to think of a career with more chickenshit cowards per capita, and I just don’t think you can beat politicians
July 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
trying to think of a career with more chickenshit cowards per capita, and I just don’t think you can beat politicians
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*Republicans* did this. Republicans.
Congress voted to pass the largest job-killing bill in history.
Congress voted to take away health care from 17 million people to pay for tax breaks for billionaires.
Congress voted to take away food assistance from 3 million people.
Congress voted to betray working people.
Congress voted to take away health care from 17 million people to pay for tax breaks for billionaires.
Congress voted to take away food assistance from 3 million people.
Congress voted to betray working people.
July 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
*Republicans* did this. Republicans.
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
haha
great stuff
we are so profoundly fucked
great stuff
we are so profoundly fucked
As Shawn McCreesh and Tyler Pager report, House Republican holdouts were apparently swayed to support President Trump’s tax and spending bill by signed merch and photographs with the president.
Trump Goes on a Charm Offensive as He Woos Holdout Republicans
www.nytimes.com
July 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
haha
great stuff
we are so profoundly fucked
great stuff
we are so profoundly fucked
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Seriously man nothing just immediately makes me sever ties with someone and their work like using genAI, even in a a small way. Like actually fuck off with that shit.
June 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Seriously man nothing just immediately makes me sever ties with someone and their work like using genAI, even in a a small way. Like actually fuck off with that shit.
yes yes a thousand times yes
At a time when Americans are frustrated with democracy, New York's ranked-choice voting is forging a potentially exemplary new election system.
One that could show the way for big blue cities afflicted with electoral apathy and cynicism.
https://trib.al/BKDQmun
One that could show the way for big blue cities afflicted with electoral apathy and cynicism.
https://trib.al/BKDQmun
June 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
yes yes a thousand times yes