Rhys
@rhysthomasssss.bsky.social
Resident idiot. Part time cyclist. Full time dog lover.
Afternoon on the beverages with a former work colleague, putting the world bang to rights. Mullered.
December 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Afternoon on the beverages with a former work colleague, putting the world bang to rights. Mullered.
Absolutely magnificent 😆
"do you do shower gel but solid" yes it's soap
December 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Absolutely magnificent 😆
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
Walked out of the cinema thinking 'wtf was that about' but do not care to rewatch and figure it out.
Walked out of the cinema thinking 'wtf was that about' but do not care to rewatch and figure it out.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
Walked out of the cinema thinking 'wtf was that about' but do not care to rewatch and figure it out.
Walked out of the cinema thinking 'wtf was that about' but do not care to rewatch and figure it out.
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Reposted by Rhys
formula one world champion
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
formula one world champion
Lando Norris - Formula 1 World Champion 🏆
Lovely to see him able to celebrate with his family ☺️
Lovely to see him able to celebrate with his family ☺️
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Lando Norris - Formula 1 World Champion 🏆
Lovely to see him able to celebrate with his family ☺️
Lovely to see him able to celebrate with his family ☺️
Made the horrendous mistake of ordering photos on Snapfish. Absolutely atrocious service. Half the photos are missing and their online-only customer service is clearly overwhelmed.
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Made the horrendous mistake of ordering photos on Snapfish. Absolutely atrocious service. Half the photos are missing and their online-only customer service is clearly overwhelmed.
Reposted by Rhys
This is Archie. He's deaf and doesn't hear when his humans get home. Luckily, his little brother Frankie lets him know with a gentle nudge to make sure he doesn't miss the moment. 14/10 for both (TT: melissamilne)
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This is Archie. He's deaf and doesn't hear when his humans get home. Luckily, his little brother Frankie lets him know with a gentle nudge to make sure he doesn't miss the moment. 14/10 for both (TT: melissamilne)
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November 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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So, yesterday was a big day 🎉
October 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
So, yesterday was a big day 🎉
Pull yourself together, you fucking cretin.
October 1, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Pull yourself together, you fucking cretin.
Repost with your mental state
September 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Repost with your mental state
Ignorant: pay this insect zero attention.
Truant: the platonic ideal of an insect
Buoyant: An unsinkable insect.
September 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ignorant: pay this insect zero attention.
Slightly diminish a book
The Esquire of the Rings
(Similarly: The Habit).
The Esquire of the Rings
(Similarly: The Habit).
Slightly diminish a book
1983 and ¾
1983 and ¾
Slightly diminish a book
Becky.
Becky.
September 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Slightly diminish a book
The Esquire of the Rings
(Similarly: The Habit).
The Esquire of the Rings
(Similarly: The Habit).
A one-of-a-kind west of Oxford, for anyone still playing.
@colken.bsky.social
@auldbendy.bsky.social
@mgearsolidarity.bsky.social
@fullmetalducky.bsky.social
@funsoph.bsky.social
@colken.bsky.social
@auldbendy.bsky.social
@mgearsolidarity.bsky.social
@fullmetalducky.bsky.social
@funsoph.bsky.social
September 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
A one-of-a-kind west of Oxford, for anyone still playing.
@colken.bsky.social
@auldbendy.bsky.social
@mgearsolidarity.bsky.social
@fullmetalducky.bsky.social
@funsoph.bsky.social
@colken.bsky.social
@auldbendy.bsky.social
@mgearsolidarity.bsky.social
@fullmetalducky.bsky.social
@funsoph.bsky.social
Doing the rounds east of Birmingham...
@auldbendy.bsky.social
@mgearsolidarity.bsky.social
@colken.bsky.social
( @funsoph.bsky.social did you get involved as well?)
@auldbendy.bsky.social
@mgearsolidarity.bsky.social
@colken.bsky.social
( @funsoph.bsky.social did you get involved as well?)
August 31, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Doing the rounds east of Birmingham...
@auldbendy.bsky.social
@mgearsolidarity.bsky.social
@colken.bsky.social
( @funsoph.bsky.social did you get involved as well?)
@auldbendy.bsky.social
@mgearsolidarity.bsky.social
@colken.bsky.social
( @funsoph.bsky.social did you get involved as well?)
1 of 3 apparently, just north of London Heathrow.
Paging @colken.bsky.social, @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social, @fullmetalducky.bsky.social, @funsoph.bsky.social, @auldbendy.bsky.social and anyone else still playing this.
Paging @colken.bsky.social, @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social, @fullmetalducky.bsky.social, @funsoph.bsky.social, @auldbendy.bsky.social and anyone else still playing this.
August 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
1 of 3 apparently, just north of London Heathrow.
Paging @colken.bsky.social, @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social, @fullmetalducky.bsky.social, @funsoph.bsky.social, @auldbendy.bsky.social and anyone else still playing this.
Paging @colken.bsky.social, @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social, @fullmetalducky.bsky.social, @funsoph.bsky.social, @auldbendy.bsky.social and anyone else still playing this.
Is it a bird? Yes.
Is it a plane? Also yes.
Is it a dog? For fuck sakes yes its a dog as well.
Is it a plane? Also yes.
Is it a dog? For fuck sakes yes its a dog as well.
August 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Is it a bird? Yes.
Is it a plane? Also yes.
Is it a dog? For fuck sakes yes its a dog as well.
Is it a plane? Also yes.
Is it a dog? For fuck sakes yes its a dog as well.
Not the rarest, but there's a Typhoon on patrol (maybe) for anyone interested
(Paging @colken.bsky.social @auldbendy.bsky.social @fullmetalducky.bsky.social @nibus.bsky.social
@mgearsolidarity.bsky.social).
(Paging @colken.bsky.social @auldbendy.bsky.social @fullmetalducky.bsky.social @nibus.bsky.social
@mgearsolidarity.bsky.social).
August 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Not the rarest, but there's a Typhoon on patrol (maybe) for anyone interested
(Paging @colken.bsky.social @auldbendy.bsky.social @fullmetalducky.bsky.social @nibus.bsky.social
@mgearsolidarity.bsky.social).
(Paging @colken.bsky.social @auldbendy.bsky.social @fullmetalducky.bsky.social @nibus.bsky.social
@mgearsolidarity.bsky.social).
I'm not convinced I have any.
I'm not convinced you're focussed on your objectives
August 1, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I'm not convinced I have any.
Not the worst view I've ever had
July 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Not the worst view I've ever had
Jurassic World Rebirth....
More of the same really, plus, ya know, Scarlett Johansson.
More of the same really, plus, ya know, Scarlett Johansson.
July 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Jurassic World Rebirth....
More of the same really, plus, ya know, Scarlett Johansson.
More of the same really, plus, ya know, Scarlett Johansson.
Evergreen.
it never fucking ends and I cba
July 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Evergreen.
Consider me converted.
BRB, off to get myself a bible.
BRB, off to get myself a bible.
“Hi, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?”
July 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Consider me converted.
BRB, off to get myself a bible.
BRB, off to get myself a bible.
"Blows like a sad cat's sigh" 🤣
![cartoon for the guardian by Stephen Collins - script as follows:
[Scene is a darkened LOFT. Amongst the boxes and junk are FOUR KNACKERED OLD FANS - three tower fans and one circular, with cracked grey plastic and buttons missing. One fan, TOWER FAN 1, is a bit taller than the others, and is addressing them]
1
TOWER FAN 1:
Right lads, get ready.
2
TOWER FAN 1:
This is our time.
3
TOWER FAN 1:
The time when we remember who we are, and why we’re here.
4
TOWER FAN 1:
We are the four crap fans in a British person’s loft,
and we are here to make absolutely no difference whatsoever.
5
TOWER FAN 1:
I know what you’re
thinking, lads:
6
TOWER FAN 1:
Surely this will be the year they finally replace us?
7
TOWER FAN 1:
Our plastic’s gone all brown... I haven’t oscillated since 2018...
8
TOWER FAN 1:
Dave here sounds like a spitfire and blows like a sad cat’s sigh…
TOWER FAN 2:
Cheers mate
9
TOWER FAN 1:
But no. These people are British, and every year, they forget the sun exists.
By the time they remember,
new fans will cost *four million pounds* on Amazon.
10
TOWER FAN 1:
So we’ll be back down there... shovelling thick air across the moaning faces of a species that cannot comprehend the concept of air conditioning, or even just closing the curtains when it’s hot out...
11
TOWER FAN 1:
...while they incessantly bang on about normally hot countries which this country is now temporarily a bit hotter than.
12
[The loft hatch opens and a person comes up the ladder]
PERSON:
APPARENTLY IT’S HOTTER THAN GREECE, LISA](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidbpfu2ioghspjcg4xitzv655jzjwp5lgxk5hi3ag7sechgh222ze@jpeg)
June 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"Blows like a sad cat's sigh" 🤣