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Rhys
@rhysthomasssss.bsky.social
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Resident idiot. Part time cyclist. Full time dog lover.
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You fucking what?!?!?
A chicken wearing a call-centre headset.
December 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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The 'always has been' meme. Astronaut looking at Earth: "the vibes are very sinister today" Another Astronaut directly behind, putting a gun at the first Astronaut: "always were".
December 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Yes but
A goose with a baseball bat. Caption: MESS WITH THE HONK YOU GET THE BONK
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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So, yesterday was a big day 🎉
A selfie of my wife and I on our wedding day My wife's hand over mine, showing off our wedding rings.
October 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Well then....
Some presumably heavenly painting with the caption 'let the rapture begin'.
September 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Repost with your mental state
Homer Simpson in a brown hat, holding a tape recorder (remember them?) with a bunch of random characters behind him, smiling. Caption: UH-OH, SPAGHETTIOS.
September 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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The stuff of legends. Pardon the pun, but it really was a game changer. I also thought the link-up ability was criminally underutilised.

I have a generic one these days with a bunch of PS1 games preloaded, but no legendary start-up chime.
A miniature PlayStation. The lid doesn't actually open as games are preloaded.
September 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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What size are you, because if one of them has to go I'll have 'em 🙂

I do like a colourful Puma dap 🤔
A blue and pink Puma Delphin trainer on a beige carpet. The laces are also blue.
September 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Furthermore, spotted this plen whilst you were on your BlueSky holiday @fullmetalducky.bsky.social
SkyCards screenshot of the Airbus A300-700 cargo plane, better know as the Beluga XL.
September 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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A one-of-a-kind west of Oxford, for anyone still playing.

@colken.bsky.social
@auldbendy.bsky.social
@mgearsolidarity.bsky.social
@fullmetalducky.bsky.social
@funsoph.bsky.social
SkyCards screenshot of the Blackburn Swordfish, flying around west of Oxford.
September 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Live from the conclave:
A scene from Father Ted - Series 2 Episode 11 - A Christmassy Ted Caption: WELL, HERE WE ALL ARE, NOW, ALL THE LADS.
September 3, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Doing the rounds east of Birmingham...

@auldbendy.bsky.social
@mgearsolidarity.bsky.social
@colken.bsky.social

( @funsoph.bsky.social did you get involved as well?)
SkyCards screenshot of the Bristol 149 Blenheim currently doing the rounds east of Birmingham.
August 31, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Violence toggle button. Current setting: On.
August 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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1 of 3 apparently, just north of London Heathrow.

Paging @colken.bsky.social, @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social, @fullmetalducky.bsky.social, @funsoph.bsky.social, @auldbendy.bsky.social and anyone else still playing this.
Sky Cards screenshot of the Boeing WC-135R
August 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Is it a bird? Yes.
Is it a plane? Also yes.
Is it a dog? For fuck sakes yes its a dog as well.
Sky Cards screenshot detailing the Cessna O-1 "Bird Dog". Yes, I said "Bird Dog".
August 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Seen a few of these over US soil. Still not as quick as the F15 though 🤔
Sky Cards screenshot of the Dassault Mirage fighter plane.
August 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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A one-of-a-kind near Milton Keynes....
Screenshot from Sky Cards highlighting a Practavia Sprite aircraft with a rarity score of 9.99
August 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Not the rarest, but there's a Typhoon on patrol (maybe) for anyone interested

(Paging @colken.bsky.social @auldbendy.bsky.social @fullmetalducky.bsky.social @nibus.bsky.social
@mgearsolidarity.bsky.social).
A screenshot from the SkyCards app, picturing a Eurofighter Typhoon and a map of some of England.
August 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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This is currently flying around Brum if anyone needs it...
A card from the SkyCards app of the Percival P-28 Proctor aircraft.
August 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Is Google translate reasonably accurate here?
Google Translate suggesting Elena's BlueSky post translates to "I'm a lousy lark of course"
August 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Well I wasn't expecting this
Sky Cards entry for a powered parachute. First flight 1981 Rarity 9.17 Wingspan, speed, seats and weight all not applicable.
August 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Here, have this back.
A dolphin looks above the water to see a rainbow against a dark sky. Caption: i wanna die
August 21, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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This. Again.
Vault Boy from the 'Fallout' video game series, celebrating. Caption - HAPPY BIRTHDAY EM. MAY IT BE FREE OF NUKES ANS RADS AND SHIT
August 12, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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An extremely doubtful/sceptical/bemused dog.
August 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Not the worst view I've ever had
Tower Bridge, London Lit up quite nicely with the Shard in the background
July 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM