funke
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a school of tiny fish in the shape of a guy
duck city hall in meltdown mode over this. humiliating
December 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
duck city hall in meltdown mode over this. humiliating
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Why is this tiny gesture so funny
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Why is this tiny gesture so funny
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Mato Tipila,
12/14/2025, 12:03:40 AM
12/14/2025, 12:03:40 AM
December 14, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Mato Tipila,
12/14/2025, 12:03:40 AM
12/14/2025, 12:03:40 AM
cmon fam let’s get mattie that Low Engagement Bob Bump™️
to be candid for a moment!! it’s been like pulling teeth to get coverage of this thing – it doesn’t have a tidy elevator pitch and critical outlets are rapidly disappearing (and quietly covering trans books less). anyway so if you read and liked it i’d very much appreciate you telling a friend 🖤🖤
December 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
cmon fam let’s get mattie that Low Engagement Bob Bump™️
THERES A BUG IN MY CAAAAR
THERES A BUG IN MY CAAAAR
THERES A BUG IN MY CAAAAAAR
-my toddler when theres a bug in the car
THERES A BUG IN MY CAAAAR
THERES A BUG IN MY CAAAAAAR
-my toddler when theres a bug in the car
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
THERES A BUG IN MY CAAAAR
THERES A BUG IN MY CAAAAR
THERES A BUG IN MY CAAAAAAR
-my toddler when theres a bug in the car
THERES A BUG IN MY CAAAAR
THERES A BUG IN MY CAAAAAAR
-my toddler when theres a bug in the car
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
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waterfall 2, gorilla country golf, atlantic beach, north carolina, 1985
December 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
waterfall 2, gorilla country golf, atlantic beach, north carolina, 1985
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TN07 is a story about gerrymandering: the GOP cracked Nashville into 3 districts when it redrew the 2022 map, destroying the Dem seat there.
Fast-forward: a section of Nashville, which just 5 years ago had a Dem representative, is now voting Dem by huge margins but it's been designed to not matter.
Fast-forward: a section of Nashville, which just 5 years ago had a Dem representative, is now voting Dem by huge margins but it's been designed to not matter.
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
TN07 is a story about gerrymandering: the GOP cracked Nashville into 3 districts when it redrew the 2022 map, destroying the Dem seat there.
Fast-forward: a section of Nashville, which just 5 years ago had a Dem representative, is now voting Dem by huge margins but it's been designed to not matter.
Fast-forward: a section of Nashville, which just 5 years ago had a Dem representative, is now voting Dem by huge margins but it's been designed to not matter.
mato on my TL like 5x/day, i’m getting the hang of this website
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
mato on my TL like 5x/day, i’m getting the hang of this website
catching up on this lizza stuff and it’s crazy that she also wrote tempo and is an accomplished flautist
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
catching up on this lizza stuff and it’s crazy that she also wrote tempo and is an accomplished flautist
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every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
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road hole 2, jungle lagoon golf, myrtle beach, south carolina, 1985
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
road hole 2, jungle lagoon golf, myrtle beach, south carolina, 1985
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Me, right now: This is a bad story, and everybody in it gives me hives.
Me, talking to the New Yorker in the year 2029: Well, Olivia and Ryan are all of us, really. Sometimes, passion outstrips reason -- in all directions. I think just about anyone can relate to that.
Me, talking to the New Yorker in the year 2029: Well, Olivia and Ryan are all of us, really. Sometimes, passion outstrips reason -- in all directions. I think just about anyone can relate to that.
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Me, right now: This is a bad story, and everybody in it gives me hives.
Me, talking to the New Yorker in the year 2029: Well, Olivia and Ryan are all of us, really. Sometimes, passion outstrips reason -- in all directions. I think just about anyone can relate to that.
Me, talking to the New Yorker in the year 2029: Well, Olivia and Ryan are all of us, really. Sometimes, passion outstrips reason -- in all directions. I think just about anyone can relate to that.
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The MacArthur "Genius" Award-winner was best known as the founder of the Disability Visibility Project, which highlights disabled people and disability culture through storytelling projects, social media and other channels. n.pr/47WGe0m
Disability rights activist and author Alice Wong dies at 51
The MacArthur "Genius" Award-winner was best known as the founder of the Disability Visibility Project, which highlights disabled people and disability culture through storytelling projects, social media and other channels.
n.pr
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The MacArthur "Genius" Award-winner was best known as the founder of the Disability Visibility Project, which highlights disabled people and disability culture through storytelling projects, social media and other channels. n.pr/47WGe0m
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From: Larry Summers
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
From: Larry Summers
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
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Anyone wanting kick these fucking cowards out of office and replace them with candidates that will fight for working people, join DSA! act.dsausa.org/s/2784.PebCRO
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November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Anyone wanting kick these fucking cowards out of office and replace them with candidates that will fight for working people, join DSA! act.dsausa.org/s/2784.PebCRO
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Put a Diego Pavia statue on Auburn's campus
November 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Put a Diego Pavia statue on Auburn's campus
everyone subscribe to jon’s really good newsletter for his birthday (or any occasion)
Yo, it's my birthday! 🥳
It'd mean the world if you checked out my clean energy newsletter, Green Juice. I work really hard on it.
Clean energy—how it works, why it matters, and who's trying to stop it—is more important than ever.
Here's a good one: www.greenjuice.wtf/electric-uti...
#EnergySky
It'd mean the world if you checked out my clean energy newsletter, Green Juice. I work really hard on it.
Clean energy—how it works, why it matters, and who's trying to stop it—is more important than ever.
Here's a good one: www.greenjuice.wtf/electric-uti...
#EnergySky
The surprising, infuriating way electric utilities make money
It sounds ridiculous, but most electric utility companies don't make money selling you electricity. In fact, many of them don't even produce their own electricity. So what do they do? And how do they ...
www.greenjuice.wtf
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
everyone subscribe to jon’s really good newsletter for his birthday (or any occasion)
reflecting on when john rocker was on survivor. he had the head/body ratio of a college mascot and got voted off for roid rage
November 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
reflecting on when john rocker was on survivor. he had the head/body ratio of a college mascot and got voted off for roid rage
how much could a banana cost? ten dollars? plus the car service back home in case you forgot your ID?
Trump: "It's time for Republicans to do what they have to do and that's terminate the filibuster ... we should start tonight with 'the country's open, congratulations,' then we should pass voted ID, we should pass no mail in voting ... you go to a grocery store, you have to give ID."
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
how much could a banana cost? ten dollars? plus the car service back home in case you forgot your ID?
who will step up and be the kiké hernandez of the mamdani victory party
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
who will step up and be the kiké hernandez of the mamdani victory party
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Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.
can’t believe the aunt thing didn’t sink him
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
can’t believe the aunt thing didn’t sink him
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028