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he/him, Chapel Hill, NC, computer talking guy, sometimes games, Honda Acty fan
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Counterpoint what if I just touched it a little bit
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November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I’d bet money on a DWIGT situation happening
They did a “CONTROL F + TRUMP” but missed TRMUP
November 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
1000 years jail
hot dogs could be a thanksgiving side
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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i would consider macaroni and cheese a "core" thanksgiving side as quintessential to the holiday as green beans or mashed potatoes. some however would disagree *steeples fingers* much to consider
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Ponyo!
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Apple Maps consistently choosing a path that includes a sewer pipe over a creek when I pick “bicycle”
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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men just want one thing and it's a pop-up toaster they can drive
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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resources re: ICE presence in North Carolina, distribute widely if you feel like it. all love to my community, no love to the people who said "but what is fascism really? historically, blah blah, name-calling gets us nowhere" when we were all saying "these people are fascists"

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November 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The Amazing Bone
children's books are weird! children's books became much less interesting when they had to be fit into the mold of YA - but, for instance, I'd say Jonathan Stroud is still plenty weird
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
It looks like it has premix for 2-stroke engines, yikes
Saki Soda (1975-1975): A lemon-lime soda from Kawasaki, maker of motorcycles and jetskis. After dipping their toe in the beverage market with what they dubbed "The Good Time Soft Drink," Kawasaki discontinued it within the year to re-focus on their core products
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Good day to be a OG hater of a media personality dating back to their Sportscenter days
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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God fucking damnit
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
what the
1. DNS lookups for both URLs to see if they resolve to the same IP
2. If either DNS lookup fails, do a case-insensitive textual comparison of the URLs
3. If that fails, check if they're both null
4. If that fails, then they're not equal.
If you want a real laugh, look at how Java checks urls for equality.
November 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Mannnnnnn that was TERRIFYING when you’d just be flipping channels and come across like the shower scene
Tim Curry as ‘Pennywise’ on the set of

IT (1990)

which debuted on ABC 35yrs ago today.
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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I have REPEATEDLY said people give away info on the Internet that couldn't be waterboarded out of me lmfao
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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This is the worst roster I’ve ever seen
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
They were delicious and now I am FIPS compliant
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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heart of a true poaster on this guy though. just posting right through it
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
ICE out and about in the triangle - everyone be alert
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Good day to be a OG hater of a media personality dating back to their Sportscenter days
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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I want Cotham lose by 20.
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
What, it’s “remembering some South Carolina politics guys” season again already?
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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“No way to prevent this” says only language where this regularly happens
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM