Rethgaal
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Rethgaal
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Punctuation matters… 🤦🏻‍♂️😂
December 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I think it's really telling that there's never been a hot person who's into AI
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:

Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.

If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.

Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Villain: You survived. Who is more to blame: me, for ordering people to kill your friend, or you who put him in the position to be killed?

Me: YOU! OBVIOUSLY YOU!!

And then he was murdered by a dire wolf. It was great
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Protip: Ansible is bad, actually
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
How come I never see a Normal type fakemon eeveelution? If we're gonna give Eevee all the other types, why not buff up normal?
November 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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'The "uncle" who Frodo said got rich by adventuring with Dwarves is actually a distant cousin, he clarified on Monday.' - Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, The Shire Post
October 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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"Parking is such sweet sorrow"
October 19, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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#nokings
Portland frog brigade
October 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Pretty much every single one of these new government accounts is posting rage bait. It's possible (like 100% guaranteed) they are trying to provoke people here on purpose, so don't fall for it. Blockity block block block.
Gotta block ‘em all!
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Gotta block ‘em all!
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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I hold many grudges against "Artificial Intelligence", but perhaps the biggest one is how confusing this era is for all us Weird Al Yankovic fans.
To the Daily Beast staffer who put “79” into this headline, know this:

We salute you.
September 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Comic: “Labels” #comic #tylenol
September 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I think we all need to chip in and support the small businesses of etsy witches
September 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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On the National Mall this morning, a new satirical statue is up celebrating Jeffrey Epstein and Trump's "friendship" in honor of National Friendship Month.
September 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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We don’t want AI slop.
Stop sending us AI slop.
Stop wasting our time with AI slop.
It doesn’t sound good.
It’s antithetical to our core values.
You didn’t even make it.
Knock it off.
September 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM